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Posted: 7/27/2017 4:45:14 PM EST
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Are you sure there isn't a tunnel from the coop to the tree line?
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Posted: 7/27/2017 5:03:19 PM EST
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Examples must be made...
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Posted: 7/27/2017 5:16:31 PM EST
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Examples must be made... 
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Posted: 7/27/2017 5:18:21 PM EST
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Examples must be made... 
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Posted: 7/27/2017 5:57:52 PM EST
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10/10 good read! |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 6:04:20 PM EST
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Posted: 7/27/2017 6:07:31 PM EST
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The perimeter is patrolled by my German Shorthaired Pointer. She was clearly remiss in this case. I don't know how to effectively punish her. She was clearly derelict in duty...yet she did not eat any of the inmates. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Guard towers...I didn't see any guard towers! I don't know how to effectively punish her. She was clearly derelict in duty...yet she did not eat any of the inmates. |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 6:15:02 PM EST
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Posted: 7/27/2017 6:18:24 PM EST
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The question is do they have a gonculator?
And is it better than ours? |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 6:22:34 PM EST
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 Giant chicken |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 6:33:06 PM EST
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Nicely done OP. |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 6:36:24 PM EST
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Odd. I've never seen a female dog named Schultz. There is a Katze who is schwartz, however. I will take him in for special questioning. This talk of collaborators is disturbing. |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 6:49:56 PM EST
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There is no Schultz, I have checked the roster twice. There is a Katze who is schwartz, however. I will take him in for special questioning. This talk of collaborators is disturbing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Odd. I've never seen a female dog named Schultz. There is a Katze who is schwartz, however. I will take him in for special questioning. This talk of collaborators is disturbing. |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 6:51:24 PM EST
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You should decimate the chickens to show them the consequences of their actions! Put one in the ovens outside the pen and baste them in some kind of dark fermented sauce while they simmer in their own juices! It is harsh...but so delicious. |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 7:19:27 PM EST
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I love the Sippenhaft sauce. It is harsh...but so delicious. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You should decimate the chickens to show them the consequences of their actions! Put one in the ovens outside the pen and baste them in some kind of dark fermented sauce while they simmer in their own juices! It is harsh...but so delicious. 
They are enemies of the State and Marxists Thugs that must be eradicated from the Vaterland |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 7:25:39 PM EST
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Instructions for thread: Play this song in a browser window: HERE Read OP's post slowly and in a thick German accent. PROFIT. Great minds. |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 7:29:57 PM EST
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Thanks OP.
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Posted: 7/27/2017 7:30:41 PM EST
[#18]
Zat vas komedic gold.
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Posted: 7/27/2017 7:45:46 PM EST
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I love the Sippenhaft sauce. It is harsh...but so delicious. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You should decimate the chickens to show them the consequences of their actions! Put one in the ovens outside the pen and baste them in some kind of dark fermented sauce while they simmer in their own juices! It is harsh...but so delicious. |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 8:32:13 PM EST
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I suggest tying one to a spit and slowly turning it over a fire while the rest stand at attention and watch. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You should decimate the chickens to show them the consequences of their actions! Put one in the ovens outside the pen and baste them in some kind of dark fermented sauce while they simmer in their own juices! It is harsh...but so delicious. |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 8:34:49 PM EST
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or you could take one and stick a can of beer someplace sensitive and put it over some hot coals... http://amazingribs.com/tips_and_technique/debunking_beer_can_chicken.html |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 10:27:38 PM EST
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Used the cooler to go over the fence? Are you positive? https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/102931/liIwT-1493153932-1497-blog-hogans-doghouse-1200-264414.jpg 
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Posted: 7/27/2017 10:34:17 PM EST
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Posted: 7/27/2017 10:42:00 PM EST
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Post this warning:
Any chicken that flies, fries. |
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Posted: 7/27/2017 10:45:08 PM EST
[#25]
 best post ever op
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Posted: 7/28/2017 1:37:09 AM EST
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Post this warning: Any chicken that flies, fries.
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Posted: 7/28/2017 1:52:47 AM EST
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or you could take one and stick a can of beer someplace sensitive and put it over some hot coals... http://amazingribs.com/tips_and_technique/debunking_beer_can_chicken.html |
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Posted: 7/28/2017 8:08:26 AM EST
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Not if you're making an example by executing/torturing one of the group. |
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Posted: 7/28/2017 9:15:09 AM EST
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Mrs. Tweedy, I TOLD you they was organized!
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Posted: 7/28/2017 1:44:11 PM EST
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I have installed a thick nylon net that covers the entire roof of the outer perimeter.
At 0700 I made a speech to the rabble ordering them to give up their futile dreams of flight. Escape is impossible and at this point they are only hurting themselves with these attempts. I have had to forgo further punitive measures against Skynyrd, as I can not distinguish that chicken from Sriracha. Lest you think I have grown soft I have told them that going forward they will hang as a pair. Effective discipline remains a problem as all are already on a diet that is essentially bread and water. I fear none of this will save me from the Eastern Front. 
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Posted: 7/28/2017 1:47:46 PM EST
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Have you checked for tunnels?
Make sure no slats are missing inside the coop. You need chicken camp ferrets. Where is your guard tower? |
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Posted: 7/28/2017 1:51:52 PM EST
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Posted: 7/28/2017 2:00:18 PM EST
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Have you checked for tunnels? Make sure no slats are missing inside the coop. You need chicken camp ferrets. Where is your guard tower? The lone guard tower is an upper deck of my Kommandant housing. From there I can observe all that goes on and if need be there is a clear line of fire. |
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Posted: 7/28/2017 2:03:59 PM EST
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Beware of the one named Riddick. He says he is only passing through.
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Posted: 7/28/2017 2:11:19 PM EST
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Posted: 7/28/2017 2:22:11 PM EST
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Given that it's already Friday, I'm prepared to award OP "BEST THREAD TITLE OF THE WEEK".
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Posted: 7/28/2017 2:27:58 PM EST
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 Cool Hand Luke (1967) - The Captain's speech " What we've got here is failure to communicate" |
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Posted: 7/28/2017 2:33:46 PM EST
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Sehr gut gelesen
Bekomm einen Fuchs |
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Posted: 7/28/2017 2:40:43 PM EST
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Posted: 7/28/2017 6:46:26 PM EST
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OP made my day.
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Posted: 7/28/2017 9:22:03 PM EST
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this thread made me go to work and tell the boss "Gutten morgen mein herr" spelling may be off, my german is worse than rusty
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Posted: 7/28/2017 9:47:34 PM EST
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Excellent !
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Posted: 7/28/2017 10:02:55 PM EST
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Posted: 7/29/2017 10:30:59 AM EST
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Something bothered me about this thread and I finally figured it out.
It isn't Chicken Stalag. It should be Stalag Hühner. |
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Posted: 7/29/2017 1:07:15 PM EST
[#45]
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The perimeter is patrolled by my German Shorthaired Pointer. She was clearly remiss in this case. I don't know how to effectively punish her. She was clearly derelict in duty...yet she did not eat any of the inmates. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Guard towers...I didn't see any guard towers! I don't know how to effectively punish her. She was clearly derelict in duty...yet she did not eat any of the inmates. 
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Posted: 7/29/2017 4:09:09 PM EST
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I thought everyone knew there was a tunnel under the dog house. It was in all the training films. You did watch the training films, didn't you OP? |
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Posted: 7/29/2017 4:10:59 PM EST
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Op is a harsh disciplinarian
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Posted: 7/29/2017 4:12:01 PM EST
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Something bothered me about this thread and I finally figured it out. It isn't Chicken Stalag. It should be Stalag Hühner. |
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Posted: 7/29/2017 4:15:38 PM EST
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What's the German words for pedant? |
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Posted: 7/29/2017 4:21:43 PM EST
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