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Posted: 2/10/2023 12:00:07 AM EST

[#1]

The sun's been down for hours. You just now post. It's been weighing on your mind.

Good for old dude. He lives life to the fullest. No shame in his game.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:00:28 AM EST

[#2]

You didn't cross streams? Tell me you didn't cross streams.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:01:17 AM EST

[#3]

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Wife wanted video. OP missed an opportunity to watch porn together and role play "stuck in traffic".

GD couldn't get laid in an Asian whorehouse with $100 bills glued to their chest.

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Posted: 2/10/2023 12:01:36 AM EST

[#4]

youre supposed to only do that at night, while the car is moving.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:01:51 AM EST

[#5]

He must have read the sign:

Stay alive.
Don't text and drive.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:02:05 AM EST

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Posted: 2/10/2023 12:02:14 AM EST

[#7]

buy a used car they said.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:02:49 AM EST

[#8]

Did you end up with hair in your teeth and cum in your hair?

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:04:22 AM EST

[#9]

Austin?

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:04:52 AM EST

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Posted: 2/10/2023 12:05:17 AM EST

[#11]

Years ago I was out with a girl I was seeing at the time, she wanted to go down into the city for the day. We were in this park area sitting on a bench, lots of other people around and other benches. At some point she hops up, grabs my hand and tells me we need to move along quickly. After we exited the area she told me there was a guy sitting on a bench across the pad from us doing the same, looking in her direction. I didn't see it fortunately, but I don't think she'd have made it up.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:07:28 AM EST

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only 2 things come from Texas...steers and........

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And you dont much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it it down. Do you suck dicks? Are youba Peter Puffer? I'll bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass, and not even have the goddamned common courtesy to give him a reach-around!

I'll be watching you!

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:07:46 AM EST

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Austin?

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No, OP told me his name was Ron.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:08:51 AM EST

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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?

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Posted: 2/10/2023 12:11:26 AM EST

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Maybe you shouldn't pick up hitch hikers and let them ride shotgun.

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Posted: 2/10/2023 12:12:10 AM EST

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What do you see in your rear view mirror?

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This post, coupled with your avatar.....

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:14:23 AM EST

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Did you stick in the Devo CD and crank up "Whip it"?

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No, it was Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:14:45 AM EST

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Not brag but one time my wife and I surprised someone who drove past us in our car.

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My ex wanted to do public stuff, and get caught. I said "ok" but we never got around to it.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:16:22 AM EST

[#19]

I seent you op.

I can’t do it at home because the dogs are always watching.

That wink really put me over the edge.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:19:38 AM EST

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My ex wanted to do public stuff, and get caught. I said "ok" but we never got around to it.

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Not brag but one time my wife and I surprised someone who drove past us in our car.

My ex wanted to do public stuff, and get caught. I said "ok" but we never got around to it.

That was called a s**t test and you failed, in her eyes.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:19:39 AM EST

[#21]

Recall that some ex-cop/serial killer liked driving around jerking it to little boys he saw when he couldn't find any to rape and murder.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:21:31 AM EST

[#22]

Cant wait for the parody thread on this one

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:23:15 AM EST

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What Congressional district does he represent?

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Posted: 2/10/2023 12:32:10 AM EST

[#24]

I can’t believe you assumed their gender. That could have been a woman jerking her penis.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:32:26 AM EST

[#25]

Saw this once in college in the late 90’s. We were on a coach bus headed home from a competition and a car pulled along side and stayed there for an unusually long time. His visor was positioned so we couldn’t see his face from our position on the bus, but him jerking off was clear as day. He kept at it for several minutes at least, changing speeds as needed to keep pace with the bus. He clearly wanted to put in a show.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:32:37 AM EST

[#26]

Well that's better than running into some dude pulling his pud on the street

First time I saw a grown man jerking off in public was after a 12 hour day at the office. I'm lurching towards one of the last trains home, and this dude is just going to town.

Dude didn't stop, even when I stopped for a second in disbelief.

Anyone who waives this stuff off deserves to be thrown into a volcano or redacted, for the record.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:47:38 AM EST

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How long did you watch?

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Exactly.

If someone walks in on you masterbating and you stop, they caught you masterbating.

If they walk in and you keep going, they are watching you masterbate.

Posted: 2/10/2023 12:55:49 AM EST

[#28]

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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?

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Just another day for those within the entertainment zone that is the I-5 corridor.

Posted: 2/10/2023 1:00:49 AM EST

[#29]

Did you give him a hand?

Posted: 2/10/2023 1:01:11 AM EST

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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?

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Was he looking at you while he was jerking it.

Posted: 2/10/2023 1:04:57 AM EST

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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?

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South Austin???

Posted: 2/10/2023 1:10:02 AM EST

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South Austin???

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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?

South Austin???

Access road to George Bush tollway Richardson/Plano TX area

Posted: 2/10/2023 1:12:23 AM EST

[#33]

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I was on the phone with my wife and told her what I was seeing. Her response “OMG I don’t believe you. Get a video!” Yeah let me get right on that, footage of another dude roughing the passer on my phone, no thanks

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Posted: 2/10/2023 1:13:17 AM EST

[#34]

Maybe his chihuahua stopped breathing and he was giving it chest compressions while driving to the vet.

Posted: 2/10/2023 1:14:30 AM EST

[#35]

But telling your best friend you love them is gay.
GD again.

Posted: 2/10/2023 1:18:35 AM EST

[#36]

In 1981 I left Baton Rouge headed for Mobile, AL to see my college girlfriend and in front of me was a car full of lesbians. They were taking turns in the back seat and sitting up to make sure I could see them in the back window. Stayed behind them for at least 50 miles. They were putting on a show. Needless to say I was worked up when I got to Mobile

Posted: 2/10/2023 1:21:17 AM EST

[#37]

Was it a feminine penis?

Did he finish?

Posted: 2/10/2023 1:23:17 AM EST

[#38]

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That was called a s**t test and you failed, in her eyes.

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Thats fine. She failed the "being respectful to others" test any time we went out to eat. We werent together very long, and I was the one who ended it.

Posted: 2/10/2023 1:23:55 AM EST

[#39]

Dear Pleasure Journal,
There he was, right next to me in traffic. My wife told me to video him…….

Posted: 2/10/2023 1:58:19 AM EST

[#40]

Dear Pleasure Journal, LOL.

Posted: 2/10/2023 2:01:11 AM EST

[#41]

Did he finish?

Posted: 2/10/2023 2:04:07 AM EST

[#42]

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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?

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I was driving through Birmingham one day and went to change lanes. Looked over and the dude next to me was flogging it. Massive dong. Stuck up over the bottom edge of the window. Was a terrible sight.

Posted: 2/10/2023 2:10:46 AM EST

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He got one by watching.

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Do you drive a Semi?

He got one by watching.

Posted: 2/10/2023 2:12:11 AM EST

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Posted: 2/10/2023 2:26:27 AM EST

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How long did you watch?

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Posted: 2/10/2023 2:36:59 AM EST

[#46]

Easy, Op.
He was just smoking a marijuana cigarette and an errant ash fell on his dick while he was peeing.
He was simply trying to remove the ash before it left a nasty burn.

Posted: 2/10/2023 2:37:21 AM EST

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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?

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Quit looking in mirrors when driving.