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Go bang his wife. Who gives a fuck Then make her make you a sandwich I understand that the intention is to make the OP the main ingredient of said sammich. whatever it is, I want to laugh at OP's expense, so I just want him to go. I'm not really concerned about what happens to him except that he regrets it. If he gets some nice puss, good for him. |
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You only live once OP yep. Officer I caught him raping my wife and when he came at me I was in fear for my life and I shot him. |
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Be sure to pound your chest and yell ...."this is mah pussy" just after you bust a nut
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Guys, she's a New Mexico 6.5. This is not good. Assuming she's real. himajin1 Te'o? Is that you? |
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Guys, she's a New Mexico 6.5. This is not good. Assuming she's real. himajin1 Te'o? Is that you? You little turd! I was going to day that! |
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Oh, and what was the "cockolypes" that i have seen mentions....
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Oh, and what was the "cockolypes" that i have seen mentions.... You missed it, be grateful. |
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Oh, and what was the "cockolypes" that i have seen mentions.... You missed it, be grateful. Indeed. What has been seen cannot be unseen. |
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Oh, and what was the "cockolypes" that i have seen mentions.... You missed it, be grateful. Indeed. What has been seen cannot be unseen. I gotta feeling it involved pictures... Maybe this is 2.0.... |
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Quoted: Oh, and what was the "cockolypes" that i have seen mentions.... Now that was gay, unlike this imaginary threeway thread. Que pics of the kitty that loves this thread. |
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OP shows up. Wife is at the store getting drinks. Hubby asks OP if he's like to get "warmed up" first. OP is gay.
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Oh, and what was the "cockolypes" that i have seen mentions.... Now that was gay, unlike this imaginary threeway thread. Que pics of the kitty that loves this thread. I have a bad feeling my curiosity is going to scar me if not kill me.... |
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His name was himajin1
This thread sucks without a pic of this chick. |
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If you go, give yourself a warm water enama and mix in a little corn oil.
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someone needs to have a pool party ,while foing ,trying to open the safe
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Did I miss the post where he actually left for the poke-her party?
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Did I miss the post where he actually left for the poke-her party? Yes. He's going to look up and find a potato sack on this chin. |
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Well, this thread made me laugh at 6 am.
In for the STD report. |
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I'm bored, so I'll tag this one.... That's what he said. Line forms behind op. |
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I hope he ate lots of hot jalapenos first to set up a back door ambush.
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A buddy of mine was talking with this couple in a bar at a ski resort.
He said the next thing he knows is he is banging this guys wife from behind while while the guy is watching from a chair. Then he says he came to laying the stairwell of the condo building and then when he tried to leave he couldn't walk and fell into a giant snow drift in the parking lot and had a bitch of a time trying to get out. The creepy couple drugged him. |
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Having fun getting buttraped Is that a statement or a question? |
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A buddy of mine was talking with this couple in a bar at a ski resort. He said the next thing he knows is he is banging this guys wife from behind while while the guy is watching from a chair. Then he says he came to laying the stairwell of the condo building and then when he tried to leave he couldn't walk and fell into a giant snow drift in the parking lot and had a bitch of a time trying to get out. The creepy couple drugged him. He forgot to mention his bleeding ass, then again, why would he tell you about that anyway? |
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Just for verification - 1 guy and 2 girls is a threesome; 2 guys and 1 girl is a gang bang.
I'd still be in. |
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In for the let down. Exactly. The fact the OP hasn't updated this thread is proof he spent the night with his right hand. |
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