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Quoted: Wolverine. Super smart and Fuck You attitude. Also won't eat you out of house and home like a stupid grizzly bear View Quote |
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Probably a cougar. That one the Russian couple on YouTube has is chill. I wouldn’t want the monthly food bill though.
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You guys are thinking about this all wrong. You don't have to pay that much to feed the tiger, just keep it as an outside tiger so he can roam the neighborhood and feed himself.
You'd have a fresh dead animal on the porch every morning as a gift. |
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Easy… chimp
Put him to work as my personal assistant/gopher with no real fear of ripping my appendages off |
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Sure, I'd take a cougar. I've already been around a 150+ pound one -- close enough to touch and pet.
When I was in college, the school had one as a mascot and for a semester I was part of the team that took care of her. We'd take her out and walk her around campus every night. Go into the buildings, into the fountains, pretty much wherever she wanted to go. She was great around people since she had been raised around them all her life. She seemed to take a liking to me since I could tell from her ears that she was curious about where I was almost all the time. She liked to ride in her wagon when I was the one pulling it, too. |
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Tiger.
Pound for pound, cats are the most dangerous animals on the planet. The problem would be keeping them fed... |
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Raven, or maybe one of the bigger weasels. Wolverine or a Honey Badger.
That Docu about Stoffel the honey badger was great. |
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Quoted: My vote is for a Liger. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/67563/604887932e2c6dd8f464e2897b2dc573_jpg-2740826.JPG View Quote Known for its skills with magic |
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It'd be cooler if golden retrievers were wild animals. You could just go camping and find some friends to bring home.
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It would have to be an elephant because I am sick of dogs dying to young. Elephants live a very long time. And how cool would it be play fetch with a giant friggin elephant? Take THAT to the dog park
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Quoted: You guys are thinking about this all wrong. You don't have to pay that much to feed the tiger, just keep it as an outside tiger so he can roam the neighborhood and feed himself. You'd have a fresh dead animal on the porch every morning as a gift. View Quote Pick a street with a bunch of druggie homeless and let him walk down it like a smorgasbord. |
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Voted chimp because orangutan isn't on the list
Failed To Load Title He'd be pretty useful, I could have him do simple tasks like mow the grass and clean dishes. |
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I'm not looking at the responses, I'm going with Rhinoceros. I'd ride that fucker to work on sunny days, too.
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Quoted: Voted chimp because orangutan isn't on the list https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7InlgcxbU He'd be pretty useful, I could have him do simple tasks like mow the grass and clean dishes. View Quote I was just thinking about how cool an orangutan would be. They always seem so laid back and chill, and also seem to have a good sense of humor. Another laid back pet would be a capybara. They seem like they could get along with anything. Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File |
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Quoted: Voted chimp because orangutan isn't on the list https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7InlgcxbU He'd be pretty useful, I could have him do simple tasks like mow the grass and clean dishes. View Quote Well, that's pretty damn cool. I wonder if he was pushing on the gas, too. |
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Poll fail, no birds of prey. A tame hawk, eagle, or owl would be awesome.
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Quoted: Well, that's pretty damn cool. I wonder if he was pushing on the gas, too. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Voted chimp because orangutan isn't on the list https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7InlgcxbU He'd be pretty useful, I could have him do simple tasks like mow the grass and clean dishes. Well, that's pretty damn cool. I wonder if he was pushing on the gas, too. I'm sure he was. They're pretty darn smart. There's a story about one that just recently fashioned a tool out of paper to help retrieve a baby bottle that fell into its pond, and another story about one that was seen putting on sunglasses that someone had dropped into its enclosure. It makes you wonder just how much they could learn if they were constantly by your side, like a dog would be. |
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We already have dogs . Why r we asking this .
Also the answer is Cougar . Pps . Wow a Cougar fully domesticated like my fav dog AND I could get Laid . Vbg . Yes Cougar |
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I always wanted a coyote.
What states is it legal to own a coyote? I think Wisconsin is one. |
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Quoted: I'm sure he was. They're pretty darn smart. There's a story about one that just recently fashioned a tool out of paper to help retrieve a baby bottle that fell into its pond, and another story about one that was seen putting on sunglasses that someone had dropped into its enclosure. It makes you wonder just how much they could learn if they were constantly by your side, like a dog would be. View Quote The vid with the sunglasses is very cool. She knew exactly what they were, and how they were supposed to be worn. Very casual about the whole thing, just styling. Orangutan Steals Visitors Stylish Sunglasses at Indonesia Zoo |
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Quoted: Pick a street with a bunch of druggie homeless and let him walk down it like a smorgasbord. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: You guys are thinking about this all wrong. You don't have to pay that much to feed the tiger, just keep it as an outside tiger so he can roam the neighborhood and feed himself. You'd have a fresh dead animal on the porch every morning as a gift. Pick a street with a bunch of druggie homeless and let him walk down it like a smorgasbord. |
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