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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:22:17 AM EST
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To bad I have to work though. I hate working.
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Go home.  Tell your boss to call me if he has any questions
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:22:30 AM EST
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Actual conversation between two employees I overheard at the local grocery store:

Employee 1: I have a dream that one day man will be able to make money and not have to go to work.

Employee 2: It's called a meth lab dipshit.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:22:49 AM EST
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All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.
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Finally Friday.

We sure about this?

All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.

Seems like enough proof for me.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:22:51 AM EST
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Finally Friday.

We sure about this?

Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:22:59 AM EST
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Work is dumb.
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Yes
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:23:09 AM EST
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PA and G orders deliver today. Nice.


Makes today better
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:23:24 AM EST
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All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.
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Finally Friday.

We sure about this?

All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.

Is this the year secretariat pulls it off?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:24:10 AM EST
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Go home.  Tell your boss to call me if he has any questions
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I'm already working from home.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:24:57 AM EST
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Until making meth becomes work.  Unless they love meth, then they’ll never work a day in their life.  
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:25:08 AM EST
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might snow tonight
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:25:38 AM EST
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I'm already working from home.
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I'm already working from home.

Tell your boss you’ll resume your work duties, possibly on Monday.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:25:51 AM EST
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Do I have to think of everything?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:26:25 AM EST
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I can read the “I want to become Florida man” in his typing
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:26:48 AM EST
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Breaking Bad made that seem like a lot of work, and that one guy still had to make chicken for people.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:27:15 AM EST
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26 more rolls ordered this morning

On top of the 87 we got yesterday, we back in business boyos
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:28:42 AM EST
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Lol
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:30:35 AM EST
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Seems like enough proof for me.
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Finally Friday.

We sure about this?

All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.

Seems like enough proof for me.

Right?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:31:07 AM EST
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Is this the year secretariat pulls it off?
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Finally Friday.

We sure about this?

All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.

Is this the year secretariat pulls it off?

?????
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:34:29 AM EST
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26 more rolls ordered this morning

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rolling joints?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:34:55 AM EST
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Looks like a stock to me....

Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:35:49 AM EST
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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:40:17 AM EST
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I can read the "I want to become Florida man" in his typing
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might snow tonight

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I can read the "I want to become Florida man" in his typing
He's gonna need more lift and shorter sidewalls.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:40:45 AM EST
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rolling joints?
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26 more rolls ordered this morning

On top of the 87 we got yesterday, we back in business boyos



rolling joints?

Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:40:58 AM EST
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Looks like a stock to me....

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Thats cause it is. But it identifies as a brace.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:41:29 AM EST
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Until making meth becomes work.  Unless they love meth, then they'll never work a day in their life.  
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You never use your own product.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:41:30 AM EST
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Who gets to the glue factory first?
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Finally Friday.

We sure about this?

All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.

Is this the year secretariat pulls it off?


Who gets to the glue factory first?



Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:41:49 AM EST
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Tell your boss you'll resume your work duties, possibly on Monday.
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Yeah that won't fly
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:42:35 AM EST
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Breaking Bad made that seem like a lot of work, and that one guy still had to make chicken for people.
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Actual conversation between two employees I overheard at the local grocery store:

Employee 1: I have a dream that one day man will be able to make money and not have to go to work.

Employee 2: It's called a meth lab dipshit.

Breaking Bad made that seem like a lot of work, and that one guy still had to make chicken for people.

Money laundering is also a challenge. That's basically work.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:42:55 AM EST
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Although, I could probably do it
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:44:10 AM EST
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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:44:32 AM EST
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Blackberry yogurt, coffee, and a multivitamin for breakfast.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:45:27 AM EST
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Just crank it out the park on some investing.
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Actual conversation between two employees I overheard at the local grocery store:

Employee 1: I have a dream that one day man will be able to make money and not have to go to work.

Employee 2: It's called a meth lab dipshit.

Breaking Bad made that seem like a lot of work, and that one guy still had to make chicken for people.

Money laundering is also a challenge. That's basically work.


Just crank it out the park on some investing.

To hide the funds?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:46:24 AM EST
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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:50:30 AM EST
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I mean if you want to make money without working...
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Oh

Well you see, I'm really good at losing money in the stock market.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:54:44 AM EST
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Who gets to the glue factory first?
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Finally Friday.

We sure about this?

All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.

Is this the year secretariat pulls it off?


Who gets to the glue factory first?

The lawyer for Breonna Taylor's family bought a horse and named it for her. It won a race yesterday.

Is it bad I was glad it didn't break multiple legs and have to be put down on the track because of how that would look
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:57:06 AM EST
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Fucking engineers, ruining everything.
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yes i do
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:57:31 AM EST
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Morons…
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you rang?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:57:49 AM EST
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Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:59:08 AM EST
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You never use your own product.
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Until making meth becomes work.  Unless they love meth, then they'll never work a day in their life.  

You never use your own product.

*stuffs sex doll in closet and shuts the door*

Oh…
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:59:15 AM EST
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Water, thanks
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 7:59:51 AM EST
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Finally Friday.

We sure about this?

All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.

Is this the year secretariat pulls it off?


I'm going to the races tomorrow
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 8:00:28 AM EST
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yes i do
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Fucking engineers, ruining everything.


yes i do

So what all do your control engineers do?
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 8:00:45 AM EST
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This society picks the strangest idols.
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Finally Friday.

We sure about this?

All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.

Is this the year secretariat pulls it off?


Who gets to the glue factory first?

The lawyer for Breonna Taylor's family bought a horse and named it for her. It won a race yesterday.

Is it bad I was glad it didn't break multiple legs and have to be put down on the track because of how that would look


This society picks the strangest idols.

?????
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 8:01:14 AM EST
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I'm going to the races tomorrow
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Finally Friday.

We sure about this?

All the calendars appear to say so. And there's some horse race going on today everyone in the fucking state is talking about.

Is this the year secretariat pulls it off?


I'm going to the races tomorrow

I've actually never been to the Derby or Oaks.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 8:01:35 AM EST
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Yeah that won't fly
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Tell your boss you'll resume your work duties, possibly on Monday.

Yeah that won't fly

Maybe we have the wrong mindset.  Maybe when odg bois come in today, you should call you boss with appreciation and thank him for the opportunity to have such a place of employment.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 8:01:37 AM EST
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Excellent news.
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 8:01:42 AM EST
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the optics wouldn't have been good on that one
Link Posted: 4/30/2021 8:02:06 AM EST
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Perhaps this post-hole digger is more your speed.
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I mean if you want to make money without working...

Oh

Well you see, I'm really good at losing money in the stock market.


Perhaps this post-hole digger is more your speed.

Im doing ok with what I do now. Maybe something else later.
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