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Posted: 3/30/2017 1:16:55 AM EDT
Hey Jayne Mansfield Super Star.


In before losing head references.
99th percentile body and a look that screams "i'm thinking NASTY thoughts about you. Always and only you".





Find me another pic personifying jealousy more than this one.



Hot, loose moral fiber, and probably rolling in cash.

Oh, and she was my cousin by marriage.
She died before I was born. But given the opportunity.... wood!

And cuz...

Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:23:05 AM EDT
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I don't see anything hot about her. Sorry.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:24:00 AM EDT
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She had awesome tits.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:24:34 AM EDT
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Proved that money buys ass over and over again...her life was sad and pathetic.  She sold herself to men for houses, cars, and jewelry.  

Her house just got demolished a few years back.  Her daughter is an actress on Law and Order SVU.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:25:10 AM EDT
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You know how we know that you have teh ghey?
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:27:26 AM EDT
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Mother of Mariska Hargitay, star of Law and Order: Special Victims. You know, the show about sex crimes.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:30:55 AM EDT
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I don't see anything hot about her. Sorry.
You know how we know that you have teh ghey?
Other than her titties, no care. She had an enormous amount of Hollywood cock slithering all up in that shit. Probably fucked Rock Hudson too. No thanks.    
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:32:47 AM EDT
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In this thread, we discover same sex oriented ARFCOM members.

Like I GIVE  A SH*T about her personal life!

Tell me you wouldn't sacrifice nearly anything to be trapped in a 5 star hotel room with this for a 3-day weekend.





The wife would give me a hall pass if I were to somehow close on this gorgeous creature.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:33:30 AM EDT
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I've driven on the Hwy that she got killed on several times.
It's still like driving in the heel of America.

Mariska Hargitay of Law & Order SVU is her daughter and she
used to be a looker. I saw an episode recently and lawdy lawd
she lost it all.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:33:30 AM EDT
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Ever have family reunion with Mariska Hargitay  ?
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:40:56 AM EDT
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The wife would give me a hall pass if I were to somehow close on this gorgeous creature.


Yeah, my wife's the same way.  In fact I think she'd feel I had some how failed as a man if I didn't and would be disappointed in me if I didn't' try to bring her home.

Isn't she the one who has the famous picture of Sophia Loren or someone looking at her chest.  (you may have that posted, but I swear my rural internet goes through North Korean servers or something so I only see half the pictures posted.)
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:42:08 AM EDT
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Negative. But would like to meet her.

My step mom was a 2nd cousin to JM. Step mom is a cunt from time immemorial but I've seen pics of JM and step mom at a family reunion. Step mom is about the same age. JM was late teens in the pic I saw. Unbelievably gorgeous even in black and white.
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The wife would give me a hall pass if I were to somehow close on this gorgeous creature.


Yeah, my wife's the same way.  In fact I think she'd feel I had some how failed as a man if I didn't and would be disappointed in me if I didn't' try to bring her home.

Isn't she the one who has the famous picture of Sophia Loren or someone looking at her chest.  (you may have that posted, but I swear my rural internet goes through North Korean servers or something so I only see half the pictures posted.)
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That's the one.


Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:49:36 AM EDT
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Ok, had it backwards.

And GOOD GOD!!!!

Maybe I hold women from that time frame on a pedestal, hell maybe I hold that whole time period on a pedestal but WOW!
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:51:43 AM EDT
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Ok, had it backwards.

And GOOD GOD!!!!

Maybe I hold women from that time frame on a pedestal, hell maybe I hold that whole time period on a pedestal but WOW!
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You didn't have it backwards.


In the first pic posted above Sophia was checking out the rack of JM.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 1:52:02 AM EDT
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Claudia Cardinale back in the day.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 2:05:03 AM EDT
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Sorry, Grace Kelly would smoke JM in any beauty pagent or contest.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 2:13:47 AM EDT
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Yes sir! A very beautiful woman.


Link Posted: 3/30/2017 2:16:00 AM EDT
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Don't forget that Jayne was a Playboy centerfold.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 2:21:00 AM EDT
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Jayne...yes. Mariska....eeewww. She is a storm drain backed up with seaweed, tampons and Slurpee cups...
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 2:24:47 AM EDT
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Me thinks that, maybe..............

Silicone and saline implants have ruined the younger generation.

Aloha, Mark
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 2:29:03 AM EDT
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Meh. 

Now this on the other hand... 

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Link Posted: 3/30/2017 2:32:43 AM EDT
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Truth
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 2:33:40 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/30/2017 2:44:53 AM EDT
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Awesome look, rack and ass, I would hit.
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Link Posted: 3/30/2017 3:29:45 AM EDT
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There's a "bar" named after her... Sad really.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 3:38:52 AM EDT
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Dem tittahs!
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 3:41:40 AM EDT
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Eh she was poor when deaded... and she didn't lose her head
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 3:43:12 AM EDT
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Meh, blonde.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 4:27:06 AM EDT
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She had the looks to turn heads but as soon as she opened her mouth you knew she had the brain of an empty coconut. Like Marylyn Monroe, who didn't live much longer, it didn't take long before the appeal was fading. Being rode hard and put up wet too often began to take its toll in the public eye.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 4:29:45 AM EDT
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Diana Dors
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 4:55:46 AM EDT
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The highway where she died is about 20-30 minutes from where I live. Driven it many times, still remember seeing her death in the local Times Picayune paper as a kid.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 5:09:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/30/2017 5:29:01 AM EDT
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I don't think Sophia was jealous of any woman, I think she was just curious whether those puppies were gonna pop out.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 5:47:30 AM EDT
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After her fatal crash, bumpers on semi-truck trailers were lowered in an effort to keep cars from sliding underneath them in the way her car did. They were nicknamed "Mansfield Bumpers" for years afterward.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 5:53:24 AM EDT
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OP fucked her name up so much in the thread title, it makes you wonder how many hands he was using to type with. Whackwhackwhackwhack......

(Yeah, she was pretty hot, especially with those boobs.)
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 6:15:34 AM EDT
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we have a winner.  And Audrey was a wonderful person.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 6:26:05 AM EDT
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IBTL
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we have a winner.  And Audrey was a wonderful person.
There hasn't been another one like her  She was amazingly beautiful. 

I'm sure GD will as usual start thinking about little boys when they see pics of her with short hair, though 
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 7:15:40 AM EDT
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LA Guns - The Ballad of Jayne
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 7:19:43 AM EDT
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Martiska I think is somewhat more attractive than her mom.

Link Posted: 3/30/2017 7:29:32 AM EDT
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Wow. All of these years I never knew that.  Seriously, I watched that show a bunch since they re-run it all day long on every channel on cable, and never had any idea they were related.

I tell ya, I learn something new every time I come to this place.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 7:39:55 AM EDT
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Other than her titties, no care. She had an enormous amount of Hollywood cock slithering all up in that shit. Probably fucked Rock Hudson too. No thanks.    
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Uh, I don't think so. Rock Hudson was the one that had cock slithering all up in his shit, lol.
Mansfield was kinda hot. Awesome tits! But she pretty much banged her way through life, pretty much like any other Hollywood slut.
She had a lot of competition too: Jane Russell, Marilyn Monroe Sophia Loren...
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 7:55:37 AM EDT
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Probably my favorite actress of her day. Incredibly hot with a sultry voice to match.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 8:01:33 AM EDT
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Russell had a rack to die for!
Eta: sorry, thought that was Russell.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 8:04:40 AM EDT
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You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts...
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 8:07:50 AM EDT
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So she was Anna Nicole Smith before Anna Nicole Smith.  Also OP the pic of "Jelauosy" doesn't look like that to me.  Looks more like she's checking out Jayne's rack.
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 8:11:04 AM EDT
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Siouxsie & the Banshees - Kiss Them for Me [480p)
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