https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/20782114/harry-meghan-netflix-series-truth/

One day, Harold the glove puppet will tell the truth about A Woman Talking B*****ks

   Jeremy Clarkson

   Published: 21:38, 16 Dec 2022Updated: 21:39, 16 Dec 2022


WE all know in our heart of hearts that Harold Markle is a slightly dim but fun-loving chin who flew Apache helicopter gunships in Afghanistan and cavorted around Las Vegas hotel rooms with naked hookers.

But then along came Meghan, who obviously used some vivid bedroom promises to turn him into a warrior of woke.

And now it seems that she has her arm so far up his bottom, she can use her fingers to alter his facial expressions.

I actually feel rather sorry for him because today he’s just a glove puppet with no more control over what he says or does than Basil Brush.

Meghan, though, is a different story. I hate her.

Not like I hate Nicola Sturgeon or Rose West. I hate her on a cellular level.

At night, I’m unable to sleep as I lie there, grinding my teeth and dreaming of the day when she is made to parade naked through the streets of every town in Britain while the crowds chant, “Shame!” and throw lumps of excrement at her.

Everyone who’s my age thinks the same way.

But what makes me despair is that younger people, especially girls, think she’s pretty cool.

They think she was a prisoner of Buckingham Palace, forced to talk about nothing but embroidery and kittens.

That makes me even angrier. Can’t they see everything that’s happening is so very obviously pre-planned.

Leave the UK. Blame the royals. Do an interview with Oprah.

Get Basil Brush to write a book. Do a Netflix series — which should have been called A Woman, Talking Bollocks.

I can see it clearly. The studied pauses. The mock incredulity.

And the B-movie, soap-actress, quivery-voiced, more-in-sorrow-than-anger stories that are so obviously claptrap.

Do you really think she would have entertained a move to New Zealand? That’s 13 hours away from everything.

SLAVES AND EUNUCHS

The spotlight of fame she craves so desperately would have been a 40-watt bulb, and no one would have seen it.

Nah. She was always going to end up in California.

And I can tell you, with absolute certainty, what’s coming next.

Harold’s Spare book will be released.

Then she’ll do one called I Think I May Be God. And then she’ll have exhausted the whole royal thing — so will be off.

We will see Diana-style photographs of her, all on her own, outside the Taj Mahal.

And then she will be pictured gazing into the middle distance, on the back of a playboy’s superyacht and will marry a tech billionaire and they’ll have a child called something vomitty like Peace. Or Truth.

Or Love.

Harold, meanwhile, will be stuck in California with no friends, either there or here, no family to support him and an army of young girls who’ll believe Meghan’s story that the marriage break-up was all his fault because he’s, like, you know, sooooo a man.

And the Royal Family?

She’s going to damage them — be in no doubt about that.

Because one day soon, my generation will all be dead, and we will be replaced by a new bunch who are growing up believing that Charles and William and Co are bullies who are waited on hand and foot by slaves, eunuchs and spin doctors.

Unless, of course, when Meghan takes her hand out of the ginger glove puppet, he remembers who he is and gives us “the” truth.

Not hers.

Basil Brush was funny, I guess you have to be a boomer to get the reference

I don't like them much either, but I find it funny how Meghan just completely, absolutely drives brits mad to the point of insanity.

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When some American divorcee from the trailer park talks trash about the Queen it's slag off.

They've had American pussy steal a monarch before.

Only a matter of time before she comes out claiming Charles called her the N-word. You know it’s coming.

He not only has FU money, but FU audience power.

It would be funny if Charles said "No, Meghan, it was the "C" word, you know, the one that rhymes with "punt".  Ha HA! Time for tea."

Nagger?

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I'm 50/50. I think Markle with her orangutan finger toes is disgusting and likely wants the limelight. On the other hand I'm sure the royals hate the blacks.

It’s been part of the script from day one. The British Royal schtick thang has been nearing an end for a while now and the queen came up with this shitshow to create a villain for the cockneys to rally around.

That'll be the day I become a staunch monarchist.

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I've actually read some brits say this too, it's all an elaborate ruse and if it's true then it's working quite well.

He's the greatest boomer.  And its easy to forget how good of a writer he is being on television for so long.  The verbal destruction in that is amazing.

ETA:  He's almost always right.. about anything.

Harry could have had just about any woman on the planet, and he chose absolute trash.

Sad really.

He doesn't really like America

The Beatles had Yoko Ono

The 49'rs had Nessa Diab

The royal family has Meghan Markle.

That is what he should be doing. But he seems to be far too much of an attention whore to take that route.

At his age and with his background, its more likely to be another word used.

Its all good,  I don't really like the UK.    To be fair, he goes to ghetto ass places in america and compares them to his London circle.  There are plenty of stupid people there he just doesn't interface with them as much.

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I disagree.

Its part of the character he is playing in that show.

Another part is his being a bufoon. He is not.

Another part is his being accident prone - again, just scripted.

I spent time with several Brits 2 weeks ago of various ages, not one of them like Meghan.  They all thought she was trash and just enjoyed disrupting things.

something, something, Robertson's jam jars

Megan is to the UK ( and the Royal family in particular ) what Californians who move to neighbouring states are to their native residents.

It's pretty sad how badly Meghan has manipulated Harry against his family. The title of his book, Spare, evokes jealous sentiment, as does his statements to the effect he and Meghan were better at being Royals than King Charles, Prince William, and Princess Kate (who is extraordinarily classy BTW).

The whole bunch of them would have made great guest on the Jerry Springer Show

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She's black?

I’m surprised they haven’t had her slotted.



As much as Obama.

It's because he is one of us. He says the MP5 is one of the greatest inventions in the last 100 years

Harry could have had any poon literally in the world, but instead he winds up with that skank. It doesn't make any sense.

Some fucked up feet...

She actually made herself even more white-looking with plastic surgery.

Tish and pish.

Tells me my feet are African.

My dna came back 99.98% Irish

Arfcom has been waiting for the split for some time now. It will be awesome to watch.

she is not attractive at all, even after some fixing

He dated many pretty women.  The American skank is by far the ugliest, I have no idea what kind of spell she used on him.

It’s entirely possible that Harry hates his family and even the UK for how they treated his mother.  He seems like an equal partner in the campaign to rubbish the Windsors.

I'm not a fan of the royals, I'm not upset either, I just don't care.  This bitch is starting to make me like them though, and I believe you are correct.

Now the clever chap needs to take on the diversity scam in general.

Only when its convenient.

she probably likes anal

She's got teeth of a royal, for damn sure

Could be. He also knows that his half-brother is his only royal blood relative.