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All you guys are wrong! It's an Harmonia axyridis or more commonly known as an Asian Beetle. They were brought here to eat harmful bugs in the midwest corn and soybean fields. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmonia_axyridis ETA: They bite and it does hurt! http://www.epestsupply.com/images/bugs/asian_lady_beetle.jpg View Quote Are they the same size around as lady bugs? If they are yes they do bite and it does hurt. Step dad and I got into a pocket of them while clearing the grandparents yard out after they died. Looked like we got shot with rock salt from glove tops to shirt sleeves and neck. |
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Correct. Not to be confused with the ladybug beetle. Ladybug = good, Japanese beetle = bad. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Looks like a Japanese beetle to me. Annoying little fuckers. Correct. Not to be confused with the ladybug beetle. Ladybug = good, Japanese beetle = bad. Not correct. We have plenty of those Japanese beetles, and they do not look like the pictures the OP is posting. The Japanese beetles that have become such a nuisance look similar to a ladybug, although not exactly like one. Those beetles in the picture are smaller and the wrong color. |
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Bloomer crickets.
OP needs to quit hiding hookers in his basement. |
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Be careful. At night when you're sleeping those things crawl up into your asshole and lay their eggs. Once they hatch, the babies will crawl back out of your asshole but they usually leave a nasty infection from the decaying placenta/egg pouches. A friend of mine had them in his house once; he recommends duct tape across your ass. Protip - shave your ass hair off first or the duct tape will be.....unpleasant when pulled off in the morning. Better safe than sorry, man. View Quote You sound like a man who has learned from experience. |
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Be careful. At night when you're sleeping those things crawl up into your asshole and lay their eggs. Once they hatch, the babies will crawl back out of your asshole but they usually leave a nasty infection from the decaying placenta/egg pouches. A friend of mine had them in his house once; he recommends duct tape across your ass. Protip - shave your ass hair off first or the duct tape will be.....unpleasant when pulled off in the morning. Better safe than sorry, man. View Quote Don't bother with the duct tape. Those beetles also carry rabies. OP will prefer to die from a decaying asshole in preference to rabies. |
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It's pretty easy to fix if you have access to plutonium and some really smart math nerds.
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Could be crotch crickets,I'm still thinking panty ants though.
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I see these around this time of year. Not sure WTF they are. |
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Be careful. At night when you're sleeping those things crawl up into your asshole and lay their eggs. Once they hatch, the babies will crawl back out of your asshole but they usually leave a nasty infection from the decaying placenta/egg pouches. A friend of mine had them in his house once; he recommends duct tape across your ass. Protip - shave your ass hair off first or the duct tape will be.....unpleasant when pulled off in the morning. Better safe than sorry, man. View Quote a few squirts of super glue to hold the cheeks shut works better than the tape. lasts longer too. |
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Quoted: All you guys are wrong! It's an Harmonia axyridis or more commonly known as an Asian Beetle. They were brought here to eat harmful bugs in the midwest corn and soybean fields. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmonia_axyridis ETA: They bite and it does hurt! http://www.epestsupply.com/images/bugs/asian_lady_beetle.jpg View Quote |
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Be careful. At night when you're sleeping those things crawl up into your asshole and lay their eggs. Once they hatch, the babies will crawl back out of your asshole but they usually leave a nasty infection from the decaying placenta/egg pouches. A friend of mine had them in his house once; he recommends duct tape across your ass. Protip - shave your ass hair off first or the duct tape will be.....unpleasant when pulled off in the morning. Better safe than sorry, man. View Quote |
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Japanese Beetle http://www.cdfa.ca.gov/plant/PDEP/target_pest_disease_profiles/images/JB_2106096_bugwood_DavidCappaert.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Looks like a Japanese beetle to me. Annoying little fuckers. http://www.cdfa.ca.gov/plant/PDEP/target_pest_disease_profiles/images/JB_2106096_bugwood_DavidCappaert.jpg Those things's grubs killed several of my trees last year - I lost five or six trees total in my backyard. |
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Quoted: wtf does cleanliness have to do with bed bugs? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Its not bed bugs, im very clean and they are to big. wtf does cleanliness have to do with bed bugs? |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Pics clearly show bugs on OPs sheets and the OP stated that they're in his bedroom. 1+1=2. ETA: for those who can not tell, this is sarcasm. |
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Do you even June Bug bro?
I also claim "Small Brown Beetle" as a new band name.
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Cockhole Beetle. They crawl up your cock hole when you are sleeping.
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I was told they come from filth, not changing you sheets and/or not bathing. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Its not bed bugs, im very clean and they are to big. wtf does cleanliness have to do with bed bugs? no, washing your sheets does nothing for getting rid of bedbugs unless you are dumping them in liquid Co2 or insecticide. even then, they will reinfest because they are hiding inside some other piece of furniture. |
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cy-Kick-CS-Insecticide-Bed-Bugs-Ants-Ticks-Scorpions-Roach-pest-control/321259813422?rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D261%26meid%3D5215475546606048237%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D1088%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D5%26sd%3D181005784849%26
Kills everything. I bought a some when the renter called and said he had bed bugs, after the exterminator came and used it. |
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I've already given you the right answer.
They're called May beetles. |
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You never seen a june bug before? Maybe they call it something different down there.
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I was told they come from filth, not changing you sheets and/or not bathing. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Its not bed bugs, im very clean and they are to big. wtf does cleanliness have to do with bed bugs? Who ever told you that is full of shit And its not a bed bug Any person can get bedbugs. They can infest anything that has a food source, AKA your body. |
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OP, you're in Florida? If you're gonna post every time you see a new bug, you are going to wear out your keyboard.
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Herpes Bug
They hatch from Dick Warts You need penicillin Bro Dibs on guns.... |
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Holy shit ! C.D.C. says they are Tropical Nad Varmits. Only way to protect yourself is to cover your nads with icey hot and shove a jalapeno up your ass until they go to your neighbors house to hunt fresh nads. Otherwise leave your house nude and start life over way up north. Sorry bud, but it could be worse..... Look for a nest in the dirty laundry, the older smarter ones are in the underwear drawer. I saw this on Discovery channel. not good. Tell everyone you know. They will forever thank you.
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It is not a carpet beetle, dickfur, bed bug or 'possum. It is a scarab of some kind.
http://bugguide.net/node/view/40609/bgpage - Do notice there are additional pages of scarab beetle families. |
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Never had those in my house before. Always get stink bugs though https://njaes.rutgers.edu/images/photos/stinkbug/adult-female-full.jpg View Quote Hardly had any last year. Then, in the Fall, I made the first fire in the woodstove insert...it was as if I their queue for Flight of the Valkyries. "Brrvvvvv, brrrrrvvvv, brrrrvvvvv, brvvvvvvv, brrrrrrvvvvv" all over the place. I caught them with a paper towel and sent them to Stinkbug Valhalla. |
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