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Link Posted: 2/25/2024 11:11:03 AM EDT
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While I wouldn’t post about it so soon online, OP 100% did society a service
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 11:35:30 AM EDT
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You were at some shitty hotdog stand after bar close?

That may be the start of your problems. I've never found intelligent people hanging around bars at closing time. I used to be a bouncer. I've dealt with enough drunk idiots. I stay away from those places now.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 11:40:38 AM EDT
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You were at some shitty hotdog stand after bar close?

That may be the start of your problems. I've never found intelligent people hanging around bars at closing time. I used to be a bouncer. I've dealt with enough drunk idiots. I stay away from those places now.
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i thought you'd be taller.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 1:49:46 PM EDT
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That is oddly specific.
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The only thing OP will be running in prison is running his tongue lapping commissary tuna pack juice out of dirty chocolate buttcracks pretending he's eating pussy.
That is oddly specific.

Bruh...with all due respeck, you shut your whore mouth. There ain't nothin' odd about the shitty fishy flavor of prime prison poon.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 1:57:07 PM EDT
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You were at some shitty hotdog stand after bar close?

That may be the start of your problems. I've never found intelligent people hanging around bars at closing time. I used to be a bouncer. I've dealt with enough drunk idiots. I stay away from those places now.
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Sometimes you can get lucky and find a straggler at closing but I've gotten older and in the rear case I'm out late I try to leave an hour before closing at minimum.

Most fights and even shootings happen right around bar closing time.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 1:57:41 PM EDT
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Bruh...with all due respeck, you shut your whore mouth. There ain't nothin' odd about the shitty fishy flavor of prime prison poon.
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The only thing OP will be running in prison is running his tongue lapping commissary tuna pack juice out of dirty chocolate buttcracks pretending he's eating pussy.
That is oddly specific.

Bruh...with all due respeck, you shut your whore mouth. There ain't nothin' odd about the shitty fishy flavor of prime prison poon.



WTF?
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 7:50:22 PM EDT
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OP, how do you know the one you decked was the pisser, & not his buddy?
He still have his stuff out, or was it just because he mouthed off back at you?

IF you thought it was both, why not do both?

Just curious
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 8:42:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/21/2024 6:45:52 PM EDT
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OP, has anything developed since that night?
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 6:49:17 PM EDT
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broccoli heads errywhere know to not venture out after dark.


Link Posted: 3/21/2024 6:52:48 PM EDT
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LMAO - I had already forgotten about this one.
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 6:53:48 PM EDT
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LMAO - I had already forgotten about this one.
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typical Gee Dee billy badass billionaire MMA fighter tough guy navy squeals are always looking for a fight.
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 6:56:07 PM EDT
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typical Gee Dee billy badass billionaire MMA fighter tough guy navy squeals are always looking for a fight.
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LMAO - I had already forgotten about this one.
typical Gee Dee billy badass billionaire MMA fighter tough guy navy squeals are always looking for a fight.

Yeah, some bad doods heah at the ArphGeeDee.
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 6:56:45 PM EDT
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LMAO - I had already forgotten about this one.
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Rescued from the last page
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 6:57:43 PM EDT
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Yeah, some bad doods heah at the ArphGeeDee.
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fuckin' hardcase fuckin' tough guy fuckin' MMA fighter fuckin' billionaire fuckin' navy squeal fuckin' pronstar fuckin' chefs.

the lot of 'em.
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 6:59:08 PM EDT
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fuckin' hardcase fuckin' tough guy fuckin' MMA fighter fuckin' billionaire fuckin' navy squeal fuckin' pronstar fuckin' chefs.

the lot of 'em.
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You said seven f-words in one sentence, pottymouth.
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 7:00:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/21/2024 7:01:52 PM EDT
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You said seven f-words in one sentence, pottymouth.
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as they say:  profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 7:07:05 PM EDT
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as they say:  profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.
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Link Posted: 3/21/2024 7:27:18 PM EDT
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god i hope so.

i can't cum otherwise.
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Was his pee pee still out when you touched him
god i hope so.

i can't cum otherwise.



Fuckin legit LOL
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 7:54:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/21/2024 7:56:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/21/2024 8:02:26 PM EDT
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broccoli heads errywhere know to not venture out after dark.


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Squatdog is out there somewhere, lurking...waiting...
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 8:05:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/21/2024 8:13:56 PM EDT
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Even though this is fantasy, I was rooting for broccoli head dude with his dick in his hand.
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 8:31:38 PM EDT
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Squatdog is out there somewhere, lurking...waiting...
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Can got dayum zoomas take a full power shot from Squatdog?
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 8:31:48 PM EDT
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Even though this is fantasy, I was rooting for broccoli head dude with his dick in his hand.
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Broccoli head dude may not have been real, but what’s real are the friends we made along the way.
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 8:32:13 PM EDT
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Even though this is fantasy, I was rooting for broccoli head dude with his dick in his hand.
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Link Posted: 3/21/2024 8:32:52 PM EDT
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fat kid it's still real to me dammit.gif
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 8:39:17 PM EDT
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fat kid it's still real to me dammit.gif
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Broccoli head dude may not have been real, but what's real are the friends we made along the way.
fat kid it's still real to me dammit.gif

Link Posted: 3/21/2024 8:41:54 PM EDT
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Broccoli head dude may not have been real, but what's real are the friends we made along the way.
fat kid it's still real to me dammit.gif


Staff finally did the needful?
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 8:49:13 PM EDT
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Even though this is fantasy, I was rooting for broccoli head dude with his dick in his hand.
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Link Posted: 3/21/2024 8:59:18 PM EDT
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With just my will power I feel like I can overcome any obstacle, even push through solid walls.
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 9:01:23 PM EDT
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OP repeats this whilst dancing in front of a full length mirror in his room in his mother's basement.



MA

THE MEATLOAF

WE WANT IT NOW

MA
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 9:02:55 PM EDT
[#36]
Actions should have consequences. You got to be the consequences. Good on you.
Link Posted: 3/21/2024 9:04:47 PM EDT
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Actions should have consequences. You got to be the consequences. Good on you.
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Link Posted: 3/21/2024 9:29:37 PM EDT
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I have a conspiracy theory about this thread.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 12:23:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 1:41:50 PM EDT
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OPR
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