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Posted: 4/6/2022 9:46:36 AM EDT
[#1]
Well, duh. If one eats an entire box of that crap, a temporary feeling of illness will most definitely manifest and festive green poop will leave magical green skid marks on your porcelain.
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Posted: 4/6/2022 9:46:50 AM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They’re always after me lucky charms. Beat like a rented mule. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 9:52:11 AM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
They’re always after me lucky charms. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 9:59:55 AM EDT
[#4]
I can't remember the last time I had Lucky Charms. I don't think they were one that we had very often as kids. We usually had Frosted Flakes, maybe Cap'n Crunch (which ripped up the roof of your mouth), Raisin Bran or Rice Crispies.
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:02:03 AM EDT
[#5]
Duh. Carbs.
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:02:53 AM EDT
[#6]
It's magically delicious
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:11:13 AM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: All refined sugar is poison. 
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:15:50 AM EDT
[#8]
Name change to Ucky Harms in 3 2 1....
 
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:18:32 AM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If it comes from a box or a drive thru it is poison Pretty much 
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:34:40 AM EDT
[#10]
Reminds me of years ago when my buddy and I would visit a local park.
Some asshole fed the geese Fruit Loops. Don't ask me how I knew. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:35:13 AM EDT
[#11]
I thought mud-butt was normal after eating junk cereal?
 It's not?
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:36:21 AM EDT
[#12]
How Charmin!
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:36:21 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Meh, I eat my kids cereal all the time.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Used to be my favorite cereal When I was 8 I find it interesting that they say people, not kids got sick It’s basically a bowl of sugar, why are adults eating this? Meh, I eat my kids cereal all the time. I also finish their half eaten bowls in the morning...
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:37:37 AM EDT
[#14]
"looking into the matter"....okay, sure.
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:40:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:40:47 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Everything comes from the earth at one point so sure, it's all natural. Corn syrup is natural. Wheat is natural. Do you drink non-homogonized milk too? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is anything in that cereal remotely natural? Everything comes from the earth at one point so sure, it's all natural. Corn syrup is natural. Wheat is natural. Do you drink non-homogonized milk too? cyanide and arsenic are natural too. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:45:29 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, duh. If one eats an entire box of that crap, a temporary feeling of illness will most definitely manifest and festive green poop will leave magical green skid marks on your porcelain. That's because you ain't Irish. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:45:34 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Kinda this. I ate a lot of cereal as a kid. Never liked Lucky Charms, or any marshmallow cereal. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I didn't even like that crap when I was a child. Kinda this. I ate a lot of cereal as a kid. Never liked Lucky Charms, or any marshmallow cereal. cold cereal was not a thing in my house growing up, breakfast during the week was hot oatmeal, cream of wheat or Zoom, all of which I still eat today. weekends were always eggs and ham, bacon or sausage. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:50:29 AM EDT
[#19]
No wonder people are fat asses and have the beetus.
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Posted: 4/6/2022 10:51:23 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can think of something that has poisoned hundreds of thousands or millions in this country alone - myself included - that the FDA should investigate. They won’t, of course. And I don’t want to get the thread moved so I’ll shut up about it. In before the move. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:02:01 AM EDT
[#21]
Let me guess, the CEO doesn't support a woke agenda.
Shits already got rainbow marshmallows in it, how much more gay does it need to be?
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:04:21 AM EDT
[#22]
We're well into Page 2 now, any updates on the actual cause of the "sickness"???
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:05:02 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My Mother In Law had a crap ton of these last time I was at their house... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/467079/def32e1b-bd4e-4b41-a430-2e9117dd04c8-Luc-2339592.JPG Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I did the same thing. I was 34 at the time.  My Mother In Law had a crap ton of these last time I was at their house... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/467079/def32e1b-bd4e-4b41-a430-2e9117dd04c8-Luc-2339592.JPG The best cereal ever would be 50/50 those and oops all berries captain crunch.
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:05:37 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Used to be my favorite cereal When I was 8 I find it interesting that they say people, not kids got sick It’s basically a bowl of sugar, why are adults eating this? Shitloads. And, they think it's normal. Advertising is a funny thing. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:13:49 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is anything in that cereal remotely natural? Just the box |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:16:58 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just the box Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is anything in that cereal remotely natural? Just the box Eating the box is probably better for you. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:23:37 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Eating the box is probably better for you. Absolutely. Higher fiber, lower sugar, probably the same amount of dyes. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:26:41 AM EDT
[#28]
Nobody should be eating any cereal
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:31:17 AM EDT
[#29]
It turned poop green, but does it smell like rainbow sherbet?
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:31:40 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/lucky-charms-cereal-02-feature-1.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=1116 The Food and Drug Administration is investigating why hundreds of consumers have reported becoming ill after eating Lucky Charms cereal, The Post has learned. On Friday, The Post reported that the sugary cereal made by General Mills is believed to be making people sick, with consumers complaining that they began vomiting and experiencing diarrhea after eating a bowl of Lucky Charms. Since then, more than 400 people have flooded iwaspoisoned.com — a website that tracks foodborne illnesses. Some have complained that their poop turned green. Now the Food and Drug Administration said it’s aware of the reports “and is looking into the matter,” the agency told The Post. https://nypost.com/2022/04/05/fda-investigating-illnesses-linked-to-lucky-charms/ I downed half a box a few days ago. No problems. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:32:03 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/lucky-charms-cereal-02-feature-1.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=1116 The Food and Drug Administration is investigating why hundreds of consumers have reported becoming ill after eating Lucky Charms cereal, The Post has learned. On Friday, The Post reported that the sugary cereal made by General Mills is believed to be making people sick, with consumers complaining that they began vomiting and experiencing diarrhea after eating a bowl of Lucky Charms. Since then, more than 400 people have flooded iwaspoisoned.com — a website that tracks foodborne illnesses. Some have complained that their poop turned green. Now the Food and Drug Administration said it’s aware of the reports “and is looking into the matter,” the agency told The Post. https://nypost.com/2022/04/05/fda-investigating-illnesses-linked-to-lucky-charms/ I downed half a box a few days ago. No problems. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:32:57 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I downed half a box a few days ago. No problems. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/lucky-charms-cereal-02-feature-1.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=1116 The Food and Drug Administration is investigating why hundreds of consumers have reported becoming ill after eating Lucky Charms cereal, The Post has learned. On Friday, The Post reported that the sugary cereal made by General Mills is believed to be making people sick, with consumers complaining that they began vomiting and experiencing diarrhea after eating a bowl of Lucky Charms. Since then, more than 400 people have flooded iwaspoisoned.com — a website that tracks foodborne illnesses. Some have complained that their poop turned green. Now the Food and Drug Administration said it’s aware of the reports “and is looking into the matter,” the agency told The Post. https://nypost.com/2022/04/05/fda-investigating-illnesses-linked-to-lucky-charms/ I downed half a box a few days ago. No problems. Finger spasms. You has it. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:33:55 AM EDT
[#33]
Boxed cereal is a scam. Embrace oats.
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:34:01 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nobody should be eating any cereal Do you mean grains, or do you mean the products marketed for breakfast and called "cereal?" |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 11:38:20 AM EDT
[#35]
I’m Irish by ancestry.
I feel victimized by this “Lucky Charms” stereotyping. Can I get some victim status points for this blatant corporate cultural appropriation? Oh, and not all Irish are drunks either. Just most of us. 
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Posted: 4/6/2022 12:12:01 PM EDT
[#36]
Eating the box would be more nutritious than the sheeat in it.
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Posted: 4/6/2022 12:44:03 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The green poop is from the dye used in the "charms". Used to love Fruity Pebbles cereal and it would turn my poop bright green every time. Same thing happened last 4th of July when somebody brought red, white and blue corn chips. That part is a non-issue. As far as the vomiting and whatnot....? Oat cereals have also always made a subset of the population shit like a firehose if they eat too much of them. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 12:47:25 PM EDT
[#38]
Holy crap, literally one kid ate lucky charms today, and sure enough she made it to gym class before heaving. She's totally fine now, eating soup and stuff. I don't think anyone has eaten it in a while, just random cereal in teh pantry I guess...crazy...
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Posted: 4/6/2022 12:53:38 PM EDT
[#39]
They're just trying to make kids poop rainbows.
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Posted: 4/6/2022 12:59:33 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Used to be my favorite cereal When I was 8 I find it interesting that they say people, not kids got sick It’s basically a bowl of sugar, why are adults eating this? Blows my mind how irresponsible some people are. I'm a Cookie Crisp man myself |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 1:03:41 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I did the same thing. I was 34 at the time. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I once holed up in a large cardboard box at my grandmothers and ate only the marshmallows out of an entire box of Lucky Charms. My stomach hurt so bad that I had to explain the cause. I did the same thing. I was 34 at the time.  |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 1:04:06 PM EDT
[#42]
I never cared much for cereal, most of it's like eating a bowl of cold slop.
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Posted: 4/6/2022 1:05:19 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't even like that crap when I was a child. Same. Lucky Charms, those monster cereals, and a couple others. Never cared for them. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 1:06:02 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: my wife is out of town? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: It's basically a bowl of sugar, why are adults eating this? my wife is out of town?  |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 1:09:50 PM EDT
[#45]
Oddly suitable now:
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Posted: 4/6/2022 1:13:55 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Boxed cereal is a scam. Embrace oats. What makes the box special? Oats are a cereal.
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Posted: 4/6/2022 1:16:12 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They’re always after me lucky charms. LOL, I guffawed and I read it in my wee lil leprechaun voice. You win. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 1:17:53 PM EDT
[#48]
Also OP, fix your title.
Should read “Lucky Charms ARE Poisonous.” Not “Lucky Charms IS Poisonous.” The shit is plural.
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Posted: 4/6/2022 1:19:48 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you mean grains, or do you mean the products marketed for breakfast and called "cereal?" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Nobody should be eating any cereal Do you mean grains, or do you mean the products marketed for breakfast and called "cereal?" Grains are for fermentation. |
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Posted: 4/6/2022 1:20:12 PM EDT
[#50]
All part of the plan.
Clearly racist privileged Leprechaun peddling the diabetes to the under privileged. Buy buy my privileged Leprechaun, you're slated to be canceled.  Attached FileETA, spell checker rocks!! |
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