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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:16:27 PM EST
[#1]
No wonder the chimps fuck people up.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:17:13 PM EST
[#2]
Wife wants to know what kind of weights…literally asking for a friend…
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:17:20 PM EST
[#3]
Wait.....you can stretch it?
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:17:21 PM EST
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:17:42 PM EST
[#5]
So he stretched his foreskin more than a foot beyond his cock and claims to have the biggest dick?
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:18:36 PM EST
[#6]
He's got enough foreskin to recover a sofa. Not much dick there though.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:19:09 PM EST
[#7]
Cheated, he stretched it using weights.
Like a girl is padding her bra |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:19:28 PM EST
[#8]
Goddammit I didn't know being hung like a duck was a compliment.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:19:40 PM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait.....you can stretch it? His nickname is spaghetti… |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:20:09 PM EST
[#10]
RIF, he has stretched his foreskin, penis is only around 6 inches.
Like the previous guy that had the world's longest penis, he had damaged his foreskin so when he peed it was trapped, there was a huge flap of skin hanging of him, filled with stale urine. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:20:20 PM EST
[#11]
Quote History |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:20:34 PM EST
[#12]
Weights you say? How much weight and for how long? My friend wants to know.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:20:42 PM EST
[#13]
I'm trying to imagine the male equivalent of banging Lizzo after she lost 300 pounds.
Nope. Can't imagine it. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:21:37 PM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryThere’s billions of Asians out there… |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:21:39 PM EST
[#15]
Quoted: 'In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho. It's something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special.' Oh, Latin culture eh? |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:22:05 PM EST
[#16]
Kamala accepts the challenge.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:22:18 PM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Goddammit I didn't know being hung like a duck was a compliment. 
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:23:03 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryThat'll come up when China's population crashes. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:23:18 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Weights you say? How much weight and for how long? My friend wants to know. Lots of blood vessels and cavities down there. Artificially stretching them might damage it. If so, might as well join the church cause you ain't using it for anything cept peeing. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:23:45 PM EST
[#20]
Hell, I am a gorilla!
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:23:51 PM EST
[#21]
Quoted: Doctors who have examined Mr Cabera say that the majority of his manhood is actually foreskin, and that the penis underneath only extends six or seven inches. As a result the Guinness Book of Records refuses to recognise his 'achievement', and the current record rests with US actor Jonah Falcon, whose penis was 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect. Basically, he is living in a state of penile denial. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:23:53 PM EST
[#22]
No pictures?
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:30:45 PM EST
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:31:11 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh, Latin culture eh? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: 'In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho. It's something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special.' Oh, Latin culture eh? I always assumed that “dick measuring contests” were a figurative phrase. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:31:56 PM EST
[#25]
If you put him on a treadmill while doing the helicopter does he create lift?
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:39:09 PM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cheated, he stretched it using weights. Like a girl is padding her bra  They legally sell 'dick growing' pills, the government will pay for medical professionals to build you one if you claim you are gender-disphoric while serving duty. The Mexican government seems to accept it as the truth. I mean, you know, women have dicks now, and men can have babies, this is pretty calm level stuff... this isn't really that bad. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:39:56 PM EST
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:40:30 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you put him on a treadmill while doing the helicopter does he create lift? Probably too much drag. He turned his dick into a flying squirrel. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:40:48 PM EST
[#29]
If you are circumsized, you can buy kits that "restore" your foreskin, although it just stretches the skin. The kits don't restore the mucus membrane; that's gone for good.
Or so I have read. 
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:41:16 PM EST
[#30]
Crazy, I honestly didn't know that I qualify for disability
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:42:02 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If you are circumsized, you can buy kits that "restore" your foreskin, although it just stretches the skin. The kits don't restore the mucus membrane; that's gone for good. Or so I have read. Why would you want to go back to having a fucking snufalufagus dick? I thank the lord every night my parents didn't let me be an ant eater Also avg human 5", that seems awfully high, should be more like 2.5" |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:42:33 PM EST
[#32]
What does he plan to do, just scrunch the whole 18" up like a shirt sleeve?
There'd be nothing left sticking out. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:43:07 PM EST
[#33]
How long is the whole ducks body?
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:44:01 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So he stretched his foreskin more than a foot beyond his cock and claims to have the biggest dick? Yea, that's what I read. That's not how this works. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:45:02 PM EST
[#35]
The guy can save lots of money at Halloween.
He can just throw that schlong over his shoulder and go as a gasoline pump. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:46:18 PM EST
[#36]
Cat newspaper meme
I need to get a handicap sticker |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:47:10 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So he stretched his foreskin more than a foot beyond his cock and claims to have the biggest dick? Yes, Foreskin Aficionados are a really weird bunch. We have dozens of them here at Arfcom. They are Legion. Prior to Covid and Ukraine, Foreskin was pretty much all we argued about. And it made for some rollicking good donnybrooks, let be tell you! |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:47:26 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why would you want to go back to having a fucking snufalufagus dick? I thank the lord every night my parents didn't let me be an ant eater Also avg human 5", that seems awfully high, should be more like 2.5" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If you are circumsized, you can buy kits that "restore" your foreskin, although it just stretches the skin. The kits don't restore the mucus membrane; that's gone for good. Or so I have read. Why would you want to go back to having a fucking snufalufagus dick? I thank the lord every night my parents didn't let me be an ant eater Also avg human 5", that seems awfully high, should be more like 2.5" Every time I’m in the sheets, I hear, “ZOT ZOT ZOT ZOT.” |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:48:04 PM EST
[#39]
Poor guy had to stretch it to 19 inches and it's all foreskin. I'll never again bitch about kneeling on my dick. So uh who measures this record is she cute?
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:48:22 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.imgur.com/OLXt52Q.jpeg They legally sell 'dick growing' pills, the government will pay for medical professionals to build you one if you claim you are gender-disphoric while serving duty. The Mexican government seems to accept it as the truth. I mean, you know, women have dicks now, and men can have babies, this is pretty calm level stuff... this isn't really that bad. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Cheated, he stretched it using weights. Like a girl is padding her bra https://i.imgur.com/OLXt52Q.jpeg They legally sell 'dick growing' pills, the government will pay for medical professionals to build you one if you claim you are gender-disphoric while serving duty. The Mexican government seems to accept it as the truth. I mean, you know, women have dicks now, and men can have babies, this is pretty calm level stuff... this isn't really that bad. Perhaps Mexican stretch-boy (in his 50's??), should have gone that route. Though TBH, I doubt those even work - they always struck me as sugar pill scams; but I never really looked into them. Well, shit, now I'm curious. Do those pills actually do anything (asking for a friend)? |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:48:23 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Every time I’m in the sheets, I hear, “ZOT ZOT ZOT ZOT.” Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: If you are circumsized, you can buy kits that "restore" your foreskin, although it just stretches the skin. The kits don't restore the mucus membrane; that's gone for good. Or so I have read. Why would you want to go back to having a fucking snufalufagus dick? I thank the lord every night my parents didn't let me be an ant eater Also avg human 5", that seems awfully high, should be more like 2.5" Every time I’m in the sheets, I hear, “ZOT ZOT ZOT ZOT.” 
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:49:09 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes, Foreskin Aficionados are a really weird bunch. We have dozens of them here at Arfcom. They are Legion. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: So he stretched his foreskin more than a foot beyond his cock and claims to have the biggest dick? Yes, Foreskin Aficionados are a really weird bunch. We have dozens of them here at Arfcom. They are Legion. no shit, I remember members getting pissed their parents had them cut like god intended. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:49:24 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cheated, he stretched it using weights. Like a girl is padding her bra This guy is the Synthol user of dick measuring contests.  Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:50:29 PM EST
[#44]
Meatless.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:51:23 PM EST
[#45]
"... has an 18.9inch manhood which he created himself by stretching it using weights."
I don't want it that bad. I'll work with what I got. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:52:56 PM EST
[#46]
You mean I could have been on disability all this time?
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:53:58 PM EST
[#47]
Like an empty sausage casing.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:54:33 PM EST
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Quote History |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:55:17 PM EST
[#49]
He could get circumcised and turn the rest into a belt.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:56:37 PM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He could get circumcised and turn the rest into a belt. That'd be a fucking riot at parties. "Guess what my belt is made from?"
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