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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:42:09 PM EST
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wife wants to know what kind of weights…literally asking for a friend…  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:43:44 PM EST
[#2]
I guess when the gorilla at the zoo rips your arms off and is beating you to death with them, you can at least die with the consolation that your dick is still bigger than his.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:43:46 PM EST
[#3]
I have a short barrel rifle (<16).
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:47:15 PM EST
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can relate.  Seriously though, when did this 5" average bullshit start? India and China skewing the average? |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:48:18 PM EST
[#5]
Trivia (true scientific fact): Human males actually do have one of the largest "penis sizes as a proportion of total body size" found in the entire animal kingdom, if not THE largest.
ETA: Source = One of the books I read about primate evolution years ago. Don't recall which. 
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:50:50 PM EST
[#6]
And just like that hundreds of lonely Arfcommers are gonna tie dumbbells onto their little micro peckers
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:52:31 PM EST
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I think the most amazing part of this article is the gorillas. I'm not sure how that would even work. Maybe it doesn't and that's why they forgot to evolve? Sure does shine a different light on that old Bruno Mars song. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:58:15 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Kamala accepts the challenge. moochele will crush her and that's flaccid length. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:58:39 PM EST
[#9]
That's rough man, for once I'm glad to be in 2nd place.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 5:14:28 PM EST
[#10]
cool part is he doesn't need a gun
stuff some pesos in it and use it like giant blackjack |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 5:25:12 PM EST
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It takes real dedication to stretch your foreskin out to 18 inches. So what kind of weights did he use? 
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Posted: 9/30/2022 5:38:47 PM EST
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Goddammit I didn't know being hung like a duck was a compliment. Hung like a gorilla however isnt... |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 5:39:14 PM EST
[#13]
Quote HistoryFuck ya! I'm 10% over average! |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 5:50:37 PM EST
[#14]
Well, I guess you could say he certainly has skin in the game.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 5:53:20 PM EST
[#15]
I think this guy has a calling as a long haul truck driver.
No Gatorade bottles for him, no sir. He can just hang it out the window while he drives. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 5:57:46 PM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Goddammit I didn't know being hung like a duck was a compliment. Or a woman calling a guy a pig was really a positive comment. And notice that horses aren't on the list. "Hung like a horse" might no longer mean what it used to. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 9:08:20 PM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He's got enough foreskin to recover a sofa. Not much dick there though.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 9:10:16 PM EST
[#18]
Somebody should do a size poll
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Posted: 9/30/2022 9:11:57 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryPorn stars aren't hired for their acting abilities. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 9:18:32 PM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Porn stars aren't hired for their acting abilities. Nor are they hired for long flaccid foreskin apparently
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Posted: 9/30/2022 9:21:13 PM EST
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Posted: 9/30/2022 9:35:13 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How freaking big is this lake duck? Lol! |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 9:53:26 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Trivia (true scientific fact): Human males actually do have one of the largest "penis sizes as a proportion of total body size" found in the entire animal kingdom, if not THE largest. ETA: Source = One of the books I read about primate evolution years ago. Don't recall which. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/49274/fbd-785881.jpg Among primates, sure. Other animals not so much. Turtles can be up there with ducks for "Holy shit where was he hiding that?" Gorilla's are like a cigarette butt, I guess that's what happens when there's no selection bias from the females. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 10:28:37 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why arent woman fighting for largest vagine in the world. Quote HistoryQuoted: This work for you https://www.val9ja.com/diamond-the-body-i-have-slept-with-over-2000-men/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5687431/amp/Transgender-woman-claims-slept-THOUSANDS-men.html |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 10:35:55 PM EST
[#25]
It’s nice to know I’m slightly better than average.
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Posted: 10/1/2022 1:00:40 AM EST
[#26]
Gotta wonder who had the dick measuring job to come up with all these animal averages.
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Posted: 10/1/2022 8:35:03 AM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Or use the foreskin to stash all his trick or treat candy. PIÑATA!! PIÑATA!! Or would that be... PEEÑATA!! PEEÑATA!!  There was a young fellow named Fred, Whose tool had a corkscrew-shaped head. He found, having hunted, A girl corkscrew-cunted, But, alas, with a Fred-reversed thread. |
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Posted: 10/1/2022 8:37:43 AM EST
[#28]
Guess I’ll keep swinging with a short bat.
Stretching my dick with weights won’t be on the list of things to do. |
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Posted: 10/1/2022 8:45:48 AM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Or a woman calling a guy a pig was really a positive comment. And notice that horses aren't on the list. "Hung like a horse" might no longer mean what it used to. Have you seen a horse penis? |
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Posted: 10/1/2022 9:34:29 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How long is the whole ducks body? Not that big at all Uh, spoiler alert, maybe https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2001/09/14/366856.htm |
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Posted: 10/1/2022 9:37:09 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait.....you can stretch it?  |
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Posted: 10/1/2022 9:40:00 AM EST
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Posted: 10/1/2022 6:51:33 PM EST
[#33]
Will this guy's disabled car placard be doubled in length?
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Posted: 10/1/2022 7:02:37 PM EST
[#34]
18.9” is a record? Shit let me get the tape measure out…
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Posted: 10/1/2022 7:04:28 PM EST
[#35]
I know someone that used weights and supposedly got impressive results. The only problem was he damaged blood vessels stretching it out and ended up with all show and no go.
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Posted: 10/1/2022 7:40:45 PM EST
[#36]
Perhaps they meant mentally disabled?
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