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Posted: 7/24/2017 6:50:40 PM EDT

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Keep ignoring science and peer review medical studies. Multiple people have posted various studies like the one below. Ultra sound before stimulation shows empty bladder, ultrasound during stimulation showed a rapidly filling bladder, ultrasound after climax showed an empty bladder. So where did all that liquid go?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

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The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

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Look, I've tasted her "emissions". I know what pee tastes like (sometimes get some right after she comes back to bed after urinating) and I know what her "juice" tastes like. It ain't pee. It doesn't have the tactile consistency of urine.

Sorry your chick pisses on you...

TC

Posted: 7/24/2017 6:53:14 PM EDT

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A few months ago, my wife and I were having some quality time.

When she was at climax she released some fluid. Not a lot but a small squirt of fluid. I was ecstatic. I thought I had reached the apex of alpha male sexual prowess.

I. Had. A. Squirter.

I was lying back thinking of how I would word my post on arf, and slowly reaching for my lap top. Then she had to ruin it.

After she refocused her eyes and caught her breath she said "I peed on you a little bit, sorry".

That one sentence put me back in the regular chump category. No sexual T-Rex for me.

The upside was I had been trying to get her to pee on me for years. Always look for the upside in everything.

Posted: 7/24/2017 6:53:45 PM EDT

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And its not the same! Sometimes this thick stuff is kinda a bile green, sometimes a solid brown, but its not shit! Smells like it though! Dayamn is it hot!

Dude. She is shitting on you.

No! Its not the same. Its thick, brownish green, and smells like shit! Its not though! Man its hot!

Posted: 7/24/2017 6:55:17 PM EDT

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Again?

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won't last long.

Posted: 7/24/2017 6:55:51 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:
A few months ago, my wife and I were having some quality time.

When she was at climax she released some fluid. Not a lot but a small squirt of fluid. I was ecstatic. I thought I had reached the apex of alpha male sexual prowess.

I. Had. A. Squirter.

I was lying back thinking of how I would word my post on arf, and slowly reaching for my lap top. Then she had to ruin it.

After she refocused her eyes and caught her breath she said "I peed on you a little bit, sorry".

That one sentence put me back in the regular chump category. No sexual T-Rex for me.

The upside was I had been trying to get her to pee on me for years. Always look for the upside in everything.

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Your women asserted their dominance!

You're bragging about being their bitches! ??

Posted: 7/24/2017 6:56:36 PM EDT

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And the skene's gland goes not produce a cup of fluid expressed at supersonic velocity either. It lubricates the introitus and produces on average 3-5 cc's of fluid, not imperial pints.

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Yeah, the porn movies are bullshit (go figure). The chick I was with (knew her in HS--not a tranny!

) just had a gush of about a quarter cup of fluid when she came. Maybe a touch more than a quarter but it was definitely a product of an orgasm.

TC

Posted: 7/24/2017 6:56:52 PM EDT

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Is this Mikhails backup account?

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RIP Mikhail...

Posted: 7/24/2017 6:58:03 PM EDT

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LOL...IBTL

Posted: 7/24/2017 6:59:12 PM EDT

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Your women asserted their dominance!

You're bragging about being their bitches! ??

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I'm just waiting for a pegging thread.

Posted: 7/24/2017 7:02:39 PM EDT

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So this is a golden shower thread now?

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I believe that 2 doctors gave you free medical advice in that thread. Both MEDICAL DOCTORS told you that it was pee. A very small amount of liquid is held in the Skene's gland. Trust the doctors IT IS PEE.

So this is a golden shower thread now?

It always was.

Posted: 7/24/2017 7:02:48 PM EDT

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Fuxkin op getting peed on 24/7

Come on op, y u no admit you like golden showers?

Posted: 7/24/2017 7:02:51 PM EDT

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Yeah, the porn movies are bullshit (go figure). The chick I was with (knew her in HS--not a tranny!

) just had a gush of about a quarter cup of fluid when she came. Maybe a touch more than a quarter but it was definitely a product of an orgasm.

TC

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Right. the larger the volume, the more of it is urine. During sexual excitement, the pelvic organs have increased blood flow and there is increased filtration in the kidneys that cause a very dilute urine--almost like water. Add 5-10 CC of Skene's and Bartholin gland excretions for flavor and consistency and there you go--a quarter cup of dilute urine and secretions that are not unpleasant.

Posted: 7/24/2017 7:03:31 PM EDT

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Piss freak thread.

Posted: 7/24/2017 7:07:35 PM EDT

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You are though

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Last thread got nuked, not by me but by others responses and declaring me getting peed on.

You are though

You idiots saying it is pee are sadly ignorant of the female anatomy.

Posted: 7/24/2017 7:09:03 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/24/2017 7:09:34 PM EDT

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Yup. Along with all those scientists and doctors. All just ignorant of your sexual prowess.

Posted: 7/24/2017 7:10:44 PM EDT

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Really like this chick, may be a keeper

In before it's pee, your being pissed on.

Fluid comes from the skenes gland

It is pretty damn cool.

I need more bedsheets.

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Posted: 7/24/2017 7:10:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/24/2017 7:11:48 PM EDT

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Mods must be on a smoke break?

Posted: 7/24/2017 7:14:19 PM EDT

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Mods must be on a smoke break?

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Is that what they call it now?

Posted: 7/24/2017 7:14:48 PM EDT

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You don't need more sheets, just fold a towel under her before you begin.

Children

Posted: 7/24/2017 7:15:43 PM EDT

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If she squirts and you like it, I don't see why that suddenly equals a desire to proclaim it to GD.

Enjoy it in your bedroom, between the two of you, and leave the rest of us out of it. Problem solved.

Posted: 7/24/2017 7:17:18 PM EDT

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If she squirts and you like it, I don't see why that suddenly equals a desire to proclaim it to GD.

Enjoy it in your bedroom, between the two of you, and leave the rest of us out of it. Problem solved.

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You do have the choice to stay out of these magnificent threads!