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Let's dent the door with the dog's toy
Eta: I could have had page ownage |
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View Quote Was wondering if they were going to show the walkaround given recent performance. |
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I should be exempt from speeding tickets while playing this
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Pretty sure my old ass heart couldn't handle both of them at the same time. But I'd damn sure give it a go! Death by Snu Snu is an honorable death. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0a/6a/92/0a6a92c90ce9884999e35e7aef421a97.gif The what? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Pretty sure my old ass heart couldn't handle both of them at the same time. But I'd damn sure give it a go! Death by Snu Snu is an honorable death. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0a/6a/92/0a6a92c90ce9884999e35e7aef421a97.gif The what? The NOOKIE!!!!! |
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These cops are so unhappy about these perpetrators just wanting some oral hygiene.
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Quoted: Pretty sure my old ass heart couldn't handle both of them at the same time. But I'd damn sure give it a go! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: 3,2,1 and i question your eyesight 1+2 That's the blonde and the Asian girl at the same time. Pretty sure my old ass heart couldn't handle both of them at the same time. But I'd damn sure give it a go! old man, he’s like 95 decides to marry a 25 year old woman. he’s a little concerned so he goes to see the doctor. he says, anything i should be worried about. the doctor says, “well, i’ve gotta let you know, sex can be fatal, it could be deadly.”. old man says, “well, if she dies, she dies.” |
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Quoted: old man, he’s like 95 decides to marry a 25 year old woman. he’s a little concerned so he goes to see the doctor. he says, anything i should be worried about. the doctor says, “well, i’ve gotta let you know, sex can be fatal, it could be deadly.”. old man says, “well, if she dies, she dies.” View Quote LOL |
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Quoted: old man, he’s like 95 decides to marry a 25 year old woman. he’s a little concerned so he goes to see the doctor. he says, anything i should be worried about. the doctor says, “well, i’ve gotta let you know, sex can be fatal, it could be deadly.”. old man says, “well, if she dies, she dies.” View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: 3,2,1 and i question your eyesight 1+2 That's the blonde and the Asian girl at the same time. Pretty sure my old ass heart couldn't handle both of them at the same time. But I'd damn sure give it a go! old man, he’s like 95 decides to marry a 25 year old woman. he’s a little concerned so he goes to see the doctor. he says, anything i should be worried about. the doctor says, “well, i’ve gotta let you know, sex can be fatal, it could be deadly.”. old man says, “well, if she dies, she dies.” Old man gets it. Shit happens when you party naked! |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Death by Snu Snu is an honorable death. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/386370/proverb_jpg-2605582.JPG Attached File |
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Quoted: Ding! Fries are done! View Quote Quoted: Ding fries are done. View Quote |
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Quoted: Quoted: He's having trouble with the math, so he shut up quick. To be fair, in my current condition I'd probably have a hard time with that if I were to be given a short period of time to solve it. My answer might be "baked potatos". |
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Quoted: Ding! Fries are done! View Quote Quoted: Ding fries are done. View Quote "I work at Burger King, making flame broiled Whoppers, I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that, would you like an apple pie with that...." |
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