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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:28:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Alright gents, I'm beat. Catch yall tomorrow. For the Glory! Until tomorrow. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:28:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  Yeah, I ain't staying up past the show. I'm beat. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Alright gents, I'm beat. Catch yall tomorrow. Yeah, I ain't staying up past the show. I'm beat. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:28:30 PM EDT
[#3]
Life was hard on the Karate Kid
Weed On, Weed Off! |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:28:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:30:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:30:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Come by and pick me up, mKay? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: White Cassel? Krystal? Road trip. Come by and pick me up, mKay? Sure. If you don't mind the trip destination being Huntsville. Shady's a trip. You'll have to arm wrestle him over who buys the burgers. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:30:32 PM EDT
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Love Entwined? C'mon Kay! I was picturing something a bit more...revealing....than a necklace
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:30:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How are we going to make 30 pages with all youse guys bailing early on us? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Alright gents, I'm beat. Catch yall tomorrow. Yeah, I ain't staying up past the show. I'm beat. They're going to have to up the compliance bite quotient. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:31:04 PM EDT
[#9]
Does Massage Envy offer happy endings? Asking for a friend.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:32:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How are we going to make 30 pages with all youse guys bailing early on us? 30!!!   
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:33:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, if you want to. I have plates and could 5320.20 temp transport my second favorite son. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Feed him two bags or gummies and he won't run Further than the closest White Castle or Taco Bell. Damnit Paul, you just had to go there. Now my fat ass is hungry!  White Cassel? Krystal? Road trip. Yeah, it's Krystal here in redneck land but the nearest one is in the middle of the GhetToe. Spent many a drunken night there when devastated drivers weren't quite so important, but not a chance in hell you'd catch my lily white ass there after midnight these days. Ahhhh, the memories, as hazy as they may be... Well, if you want to. I have plates and could 5320.20 temp transport my second favorite son. The Krystal on north parkway might as well be in Mogadishu after 10 or 11 at night. Sad, because this is the end of town where I grew up and it wasn't always this bad. Granted, I'm a native to the area and there probably isn't anywhere in this town I'm afraid to go, but there are just some places I'm smart enough to only go in the daylight these days. Case in point... A few months ago I placed an order with the Zaxby's across the parkway from said Krystal and ran by to pick it up on my way home from work. I was standing there waiting on my order and some brotha eases up beside me and starts in with the "Say my man, any way you could spare a few dollas for a brotha down on his luck? I just got out of jail and needs me some chikin..." (Keep in mind that the county lockup is just a mile down the parkway) I replied "Nah, I don't carry cash" as I picked up my order and got the fuck out of there. The next night I stopped by the state store right down the street and damn if another brotha didn't accost me looking for some money to gets him some drank because he just got out of jail. Fuck me, what the hell! |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:33:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Does Massage Envy offer happy endings? Asking for a friend. Marriage after menopause ... some shit ... nvm. I'll sit over here in teh corner with my shot bus hockey helmet. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:34:18 PM EDT
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Dang lady, switch to decaf!
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:34:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 30!!! https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-07-2022/r0ezwn.gif https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-18-2022/kMhCvW.gif  |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:34:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:35:16 PM EDT
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You know what would be cool? If young Zooey Deschanel was a cop, and she tackled me. That would be cool.
I'm right, you know. 
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:35:23 PM EDT
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Meth-Lesbian Moving Sale!???
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:35:30 PM EDT
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She plays the skin flute
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:35:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sure. If you don't mind the trip destination being Huntsville. Shady's a trip. You'll have to arm wrestle him over who buys the burgers. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: White Cassel? Krystal? Road trip. Come by and pick me up, mKay? Sure. If you don't mind the trip destination being Huntsville. Shady's a trip. You'll have to arm wrestle him over who buys the burgers. I gotta admit, I was really underwhelmed with my first Whataburger experience. It wasn't bad, mind you, it just wasn't "all that, a bag of chips and a pickle on the side" like I've been lead to believe it would be. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:35:50 PM EDT
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Everything is a dildo..
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:36:08 PM EDT
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The recorder never sounds good.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:36:29 PM EDT
[#22]
Now Get him for disturbing the peace...
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:36:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Meth-Lesbian Moving Sale!??? |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:36:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:36:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You know what would be cool? If young Zooey Deschanel was a cop, and she tackled me. That would be cool. I'm right, you know.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:37:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She plays the skin flute 
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:37:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Everything is a dildo.. Including that recorder.... It'd have sounded better if it wasn't screaming for mercy |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:37:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You know what would be cool? If young Zooey Deschanel was a naked cop, and she tackled me. That would be cool. I'm right, you know. FIFY. 
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:38:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: FIFY. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You know what would be cool? If young Zooey Deschanel was a naked cop, and she tackled me. That would be cool. I'm right, you know. FIFY.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:38:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The Krystal on north parkway might as well be in Mogadishu after 10 or 11 at night. Sad, because this is the end of town where I grew up and it wasn't always this bad. Granted, I'm a native to the area and there probably isn't anywhere in this town I'm afraid to go, but there are just some places I'm smart enough to only go in the daylight these days. Case in point... A few months ago I placed an order with the Zaxby's across the parkway from said Krystal and ran by to pick it up on my way home from work. I was standing there waiting on my order and some brotha eases up beside me and starts in with the "Say my man, any way you could spare a few dollas for a brotha down on his luck? I just got out of jail and needs me some chikin..." (Keep in mind that the county lockup is just a mile down the parkway) I replied "Nah, I don't carry cash" as I picked up my order and got the fuck out of there. The next night I stopped by the state store right down the street and damn if another brotha didn't accost me looking for some money to gets him some drank because he just got out of jail. Fuck me, what the hell! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Feed him two bags or gummies and he won't run Further than the closest White Castle or Taco Bell. Damnit Paul, you just had to go there. Now my fat ass is hungry! White Cassel? Krystal? Road trip. Yeah, it's Krystal here in redneck land but the nearest one is in the middle of the GhetToe. Spent many a drunken night there when devastated drivers weren't quite so important, but not a chance in hell you'd catch my lily white ass there after midnight these days. Ahhhh, the memories, as hazy as they may be... Well, if you want to. I have plates and could 5320.20 temp transport my second favorite son. The Krystal on north parkway might as well be in Mogadishu after 10 or 11 at night. Sad, because this is the end of town where I grew up and it wasn't always this bad. Granted, I'm a native to the area and there probably isn't anywhere in this town I'm afraid to go, but there are just some places I'm smart enough to only go in the daylight these days. Case in point... A few months ago I placed an order with the Zaxby's across the parkway from said Krystal and ran by to pick it up on my way home from work. I was standing there waiting on my order and some brotha eases up beside me and starts in with the "Say my man, any way you could spare a few dollas for a brotha down on his luck? I just got out of jail and needs me some chikin..." (Keep in mind that the county lockup is just a mile down the parkway) I replied "Nah, I don't carry cash" as I picked up my order and got the fuck out of there. The next night I stopped by the state store right down the street and damn if another brotha didn't accost me looking for some money to gets him some drank because he just got out of jail. Fuck me, what the hell! The same white guy pulled this crap with me and my son back in 2020. Home Depot. Columbia Harbison. Glad I didn't screw my J-Frame behind is ear because the second time in 2 months was entertaining to hear the same fucking jingle of poor life choices and request for dollars, |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:39:11 PM EDT
[#31]
Cop reaching deep into those pockets....
Meanwhile, Dan's getting hard in the studio... |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:39:21 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.postimg.cc/8zZhW5Xk/dildos.gif  Rodney Carrington - Titties and Beer |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:39:50 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cop reaching deep into those pockets.... Meanwhile, Dan's getting hard in the studio... 
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:41:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Cop reaching deep into those pockets.... Meanwhile, Dan's getting hard in the studio... That's why I don't ware under pants, and cut the bottoms out of my front pockets.. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:42:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:42:33 PM EDT
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No continuous sweep second hand, no care.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:42:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I gotta admit, I was really underwhelmed with my first Whataburger experience. It wasn't bad, mind you, it just wasn't "all that, a bag of chips and a pickle on the side" like I've been lead to believe it would be. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: White Cassel? Krystal? Road trip. Come by and pick me up, mKay? Sure. If you don't mind the trip destination being Huntsville. Shady's a trip. You'll have to arm wrestle him over who buys the burgers. I gotta admit, I was really underwhelmed with my first Whataburger experience. It wasn't bad, mind you, it just wasn't "all that, a bag of chips and a pickle on the side" like I've been lead to believe it would be. Agree. Whataburger isn't a life altering experience. Their fries are better than In-And-Out. But we got to sit and chat for 3 hours. With me in shorts. Regretting my wardrobe choice as the Whataburger HVAC swung between AC and heat. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:43:03 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's why I don't ware under pants, and cut the bottoms out of my front pockets.. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:43:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The same white guy pulled this crap with me and my son back in 2020. Home Depot. Columbia Harbison. Glad I didn't screw my J-Frame behind is ear because the second time in 2 months was entertaining to hear the same fucking jingle of poor life choices and request for dollars, Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Feed him two bags or gummies and he won't run Further than the closest White Castle or Taco Bell. Damnit Paul, you just had to go there. Now my fat ass is hungry! White Cassel? Krystal? Road trip. Yeah, it's Krystal here in redneck land but the nearest one is in the middle of the GhetToe. Spent many a drunken night there when devastated drivers weren't quite so important, but not a chance in hell you'd catch my lily white ass there after midnight these days. Ahhhh, the memories, as hazy as they may be... Well, if you want to. I have plates and could 5320.20 temp transport my second favorite son. The Krystal on north parkway might as well be in Mogadishu after 10 or 11 at night. Sad, because this is the end of town where I grew up and it wasn't always this bad. Granted, I'm a native to the area and there probably isn't anywhere in this town I'm afraid to go, but there are just some places I'm smart enough to only go in the daylight these days. Case in point... A few months ago I placed an order with the Zaxby's across the parkway from said Krystal and ran by to pick it up on my way home from work. I was standing there waiting on my order and some brotha eases up beside me and starts in with the "Say my man, any way you could spare a few dollas for a brotha down on his luck? I just got out of jail and needs me some chikin..." (Keep in mind that the county lockup is just a mile down the parkway) I replied "Nah, I don't carry cash" as I picked up my order and got the fuck out of there. The next night I stopped by the state store right down the street and damn if another brotha didn't accost me looking for some money to gets him some drank because he just got out of jail. Fuck me, what the hell! The same white guy pulled this crap with me and my son back in 2020. Home Depot. Columbia Harbison. Glad I didn't screw my J-Frame behind is ear because the second time in 2 months was entertaining to hear the same fucking jingle of poor life choices and request for dollars, What's sad is that I have no doubt both of those guys probably really did just get out of jail but it's not exactly my fault they were there in the first place. I got no problem helping someone out who is sincerely down on their luck because everyone has needed a hand at some point in their life, but damn... When your life is shit, maybe you need to take a step back and ask yourself why it's shit and what you can do to improve the situation. Heading to the liquor store probably isn't the best first step. Zaxby's, OK maybe... |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:43:45 PM EDT
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Not safe for GD.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:44:16 PM EDT
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Skims chick will have stretch marks
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:44:51 PM EDT
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She never wore underwear. So that's why the airport shuttle smelled like fish.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:44:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:45:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She never wore underwear. So that's why the airport shuttle smelled like fish. Pooph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:46:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She never wore underwear. So that's why the airport shuttle smelled like fish. Lume for the fish, Pooph for the shuttle! |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:46:51 PM EDT
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did I miss the missing kid section?
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:46:58 PM EDT
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Is there a sign stating the parking lot is closed? No? Then go fish somewhere else flatfoot.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:47:10 PM EDT
[#48]
Goodnight everyone , see y'all tomorrow
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:47:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What's sad is that I have no doubt both of those guys probably really did just get out of jail but it's not exactly my fault they were there in the first place. I got no problem helping someone out who is sincerely down on their luck because everyone has needed a hand at some point in their life, but damn... When your life is shit, maybe you need to take a step back and ask yourself why it's shit and what you can do to improve the situation. Heading to the liquor store probably isn't the best first step. Zaxby's, OK maybe... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Feed him two bags or gummies and he won't run Further than the closest White Castle or Taco Bell. Damnit Paul, you just had to go there. Now my fat ass is hungry! White Cassel? Krystal? Road trip. Yeah, it's Krystal here in redneck land but the nearest one is in the middle of the GhetToe. Spent many a drunken night there when devastated drivers weren't quite so important, but not a chance in hell you'd catch my lily white ass there after midnight these days. Ahhhh, the memories, as hazy as they may be... Well, if you want to. I have plates and could 5320.20 temp transport my second favorite son. The Krystal on north parkway might as well be in Mogadishu after 10 or 11 at night. Sad, because this is the end of town where I grew up and it wasn't always this bad. Granted, I'm a native to the area and there probably isn't anywhere in this town I'm afraid to go, but there are just some places I'm smart enough to only go in the daylight these days. Case in point... A few months ago I placed an order with the Zaxby's across the parkway from said Krystal and ran by to pick it up on my way home from work. I was standing there waiting on my order and some brotha eases up beside me and starts in with the "Say my man, any way you could spare a few dollas for a brotha down on his luck? I just got out of jail and needs me some chikin..." (Keep in mind that the county lockup is just a mile down the parkway) I replied "Nah, I don't carry cash" as I picked up my order and got the fuck out of there. The next night I stopped by the state store right down the street and damn if another brotha didn't accost me looking for some money to gets him some drank because he just got out of jail. Fuck me, what the hell! The same white guy pulled this crap with me and my son back in 2020. Home Depot. Columbia Harbison. Glad I didn't screw my J-Frame behind is ear because the second time in 2 months was entertaining to hear the same fucking jingle of poor life choices and request for dollars, What's sad is that I have no doubt both of those guys probably really did just get out of jail but it's not exactly my fault they were there in the first place. I got no problem helping someone out who is sincerely down on their luck because everyone has needed a hand at some point in their life, but damn... When your life is shit, maybe you need to take a step back and ask yourself why it's shit and what you can do to improve the situation. Heading to the liquor store probably isn't the best first step. Zaxby's, OK maybe... With Richland County catch and release, every dollar is another round into houses next door or into mine. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 11:47:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lume for the fish, Pooph for the shuttle! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: She never wore underwear. So that's why the airport shuttle smelled like fish. Lume for the fish, Pooph for the shuttle!  |
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