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Link Posted: 8/26/2022 8:59:48 PM EST
[#1]
pg 8
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:00:00 PM EST
[#2]
He may have a point..
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:00:20 PM EST
[#3]
He really thinks the dead wife has mileage.

Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:00:30 PM EST
[#4]
This guy is a Constitutional scholar.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:00:41 PM EST
[#5]
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:01:03 PM EST
[#6]
Page 8.  Where are my pants?

brb
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:01:04 PM EST
[#7]
Should they call the wife?


Trample my rights!
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:01:13 PM EST
[#8]
Fuck Paterson
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:01:28 PM EST
[#9]
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He really thinks the dead wife has mileage.

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That might sway the jury, but he's still going downtown.

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:01:35 PM EST
[#10]
Lumbergh needs to roll in and supervise this!
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:01:35 PM EST
[#11]
Did he say he wasn't with her when she bought the car because she was on meth?

Sounds legit
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:01:38 PM EST
[#12]
shots fired in NJ?

no way
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:01:41 PM EST
[#13]
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Should they call the wife?

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Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:01:42 PM EST
[#14]
Hall monitor must have the night off or manning a crosswalk
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:01:48 PM EST
[#15]
Go go go!!!
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:01:49 PM EST
[#16]
Fucking patterson
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:01:57 PM EST
[#17]
Shots fired
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:02:04 PM EST
[#18]
A wife doesn't die.

Like Chuck Norris, she waits.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:02:05 PM EST
[#19]
Wow I was certain that was going to be the first guy to talk his way out of cuffs!

Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:02:10 PM EST
[#20]
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Fuck Paterson
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It's very interesting to see how differently Paterson treats citizens vs the other departments...

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:02:47 PM EST
[#21]
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This guy is a Constitutional scholar.
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Apparently in this guy's world if his wife stole the car, died, and somehow gave it to him, it's now legally his.



Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:02:54 PM EST
[#22]
I guess Patterson is so bad they don't let officers patrol alone?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:03:02 PM EST
[#23]
Reminds me when Empanada had a shots fired call
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:04:15 PM EST
[#24]
Are these your pants?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:04:46 PM EST
[#25]
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Are these your pants?
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Not his pants but definitely his Cherokee!
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:04:50 PM EST
[#26]
This fucking guy.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:04:53 PM EST
[#27]
poor guy

poor guy
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:05:13 PM EST
[#28]
The syringe fairy did it.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:05:13 PM EST
[#29]
"Dead wife is the same as if your Roommate died! You get a 4.0 for the Semester!"
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:05:30 PM EST
[#30]
My wife wants me to post "my pants?"

Even tho beat already.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:05:50 PM EST
[#31]
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Everything is awesome!
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:06:05 PM EST
[#32]
This deputy speaks their language.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:06:05 PM EST
[#33]
Does Illinois have needle exchanges and cards?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:06:27 PM EST
[#34]
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“peace out, homie”
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:06:37 PM EST
[#35]
This officer clearly speaks jive.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:06:38 PM EST
[#36]
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So dude stole his dead wife's stolen car?
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Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:07:19 PM EST
[#37]
WrongLaneOfTraffikCantDriveWithOpenContainerOfAlcohol
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:07:40 PM EST
[#38]
What!?! He has weed in the car?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:07:43 PM EST
[#39]
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This officer clearly speaks jive.
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Need a high speed microphone so we can slow it down to normal speech rates
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:08:13 PM EST
[#40]
Green plant like substance?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:08:35 PM EST
[#41]
Talk about some funky pickles
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:08:41 PM EST
[#42]
Weed?

In Richland County?

No.  Fucking. Way!

Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:08:45 PM EST
[#43]
I didn't know chris rock was a deputy in SC?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:08:58 PM EST
[#44]
Somebody is selling.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:09:11 PM EST
[#45]
Crime of the week
Crime of the week
Crime of the week
Crime of the week
Crime of the week
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:09:22 PM EST
[#46]
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Shit, turning into the wrong lane?  Just pull over every third car coming out of my neighborhood in the morning  
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:09:28 PM EST
[#47]
Jet.

he wants to make compliance
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:09:30 PM EST
[#48]
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Need a high speed microphone so we can slow it down to normal speech rates
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This officer clearly speaks jive.


Need a high speed microphone so we can slow it down to normal speech rates
 The look on mumbles face when dick tracy slowed it down was epic... awe fuck me.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:09:39 PM EST
[#49]
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Talk about some funky pickles
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Dillweed?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:09:54 PM EST
[#50]
That boy's never seen a lick of off pavement driving.
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