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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:22:16 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My high school English teacher was smoking hot and she loved my tricked out 1962 Ford pick up. That’s all I am going to say about that So what you are saying is you were a kid smart enough to keep his mouth shut? |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:24:17 PM EST
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why would anyone want to impress teachers? They are basically just mindless drones that spout the leftist drivel day in and day out. Not all are like that. They are government employees, and they are paid to do the bidding of their government masters. Now.. let's think of some other groups of government employees and see if this holds true. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:46:53 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I like the S7 more better... @ageone said he's gonna walk me through a turbo upgrade and drain back line R&R   Also, if you wanna get elementary school teachers attention, any car will do, just make sure you never pick up any kids. just sorta, hang out. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:49:10 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe an entry-level Unimog, or something like it. Park on the grass to assert dominance https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/179919/F90E3222-74C2-4AD5-81A3-224C67242068_jpe-1928482.JPG Hell, I am a teacher. That is exactly what would impress me. But I suspect that the average Arfcommer isn't trying to attract a 50 year-old dude. God, I hope I am right about that. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:54:09 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just remembered that you're the king of the thick-chicks on this board, the kind of girls you like? Her ass might not fit in a Ferrari seat. Upgrayedd to an Escalade like all the good rappers - rap videos suggest to me, THAT is the right lure for women built thiccc like that  Sounds like a need a Tip Drill
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:54:37 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why would anyone want to impress teachers? They are basically just mindless drones that spout the leftist drivel day in and day out. It's called getting PTA cred, you must not have kids to not know this |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:55:24 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.imgur.com/nGygOHg.gif Also, if you wanna get elementary school teachers attention, any car will do, just make sure you never pick up any kids. just sorta, hang out. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I like the S7 more better... @ageone said he's gonna walk me through a turbo upgrade and drain back line R&R https://i.imgur.com/nGygOHg.gif Also, if you wanna get elementary school teachers attention, any car will do, just make sure you never pick up any kids. just sorta, hang out. No matter how old I get, elementary teachers stay the same age
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:55:42 PM EST
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:58:06 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No matter how old I get, elementary teachers stay the same age just remember what your going after.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:00:22 PM EST
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted:  Either this or a GT40, nothing in between. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:05:18 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: just remember what your going after.
Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: No matter how old I get, elementary teachers stay the same age just remember what your going after.
damn son.... what's funny is that my wife is the only liberal at the school and there are some teachers that don't talk to her because of that.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:06:00 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Either this or a GT40, nothing in between. Quote HistoryQuoted: Either this or a GT40, nothing in between. Technically every car I drive is the weiner mobile, that's why Melinda Gates is blowing up my phone. 
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:08:06 PM EST
[#13]
F-250, King Ranch, diesel, 4 door with all the extras is what works in south Texas. You need something to pull a horse trailer.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:08:52 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Technically every car I drive is the weiner mobile, that's why Melinda Gates is blowing up my phone. You guys have incredibly rich fantasy lives. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:09:35 PM EST
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Quote HistoryYes, that would do the trick. I always wanted to drive the wiener mobile. If you turned it into a camper, you would be the hit of the camp ground. I mean, what lady wouldn’t want some action in the Wiener Mobile? |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:10:54 PM EST
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I drive a hyundai..my HS senior son drives a black benz clk 500. He put a Flowmaster on it lol. I gotta admit as tasteless as it seems the 5liter v8 sounds great
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:13:13 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You guys have incredibly rich fantasy lives. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Technically every car I drive is the weiner mobile, that's why Melinda Gates is blowing up my phone. You guys have incredibly rich fantasy lives. I am sure you women read romance novels and stuff |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:14:21 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I drive a hyundai..my HS senior son drives a black benz clk 500. He put a Flowmaster on it lol. I gotta admit as tasteless as it seems the 5liter v8 sounds great Your son is my spirit animal. I always wanted a Euro Car in HS, I would often steal my mothers 740i, later got to use it in College, but I ended up be given a brand new Ram 1500 my Jr year. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:15:57 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The number of them in booking photos suggests power wheels Nailed it! 
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:19:00 PM EST
[#20]
I'd get a hearse. And tell them if they taught critical race theory to my kids I'd put them in it.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:29:02 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I am sure you women read romance novels and stuff Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Technically every car I drive is the weiner mobile, that's why Melinda Gates is blowing up my phone. You guys have incredibly rich fantasy lives. I am sure you women read romance novels and stuff I can’t speak for “you women”, but I read John Sandford novels, non-fiction, and random assholes on internet gun boards. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:55:35 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can’t speak for “you women”, but I read John Sandford novels, non-fiction, and random assholes on internet gun boards. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Technically every car I drive is the weiner mobile, that's why Melinda Gates is blowing up my phone. You guys have incredibly rich fantasy lives. I am sure you women read romance novels and stuff I can’t speak for “you women”, but I read John Sandford novels, non-fiction, and random assholes on internet gun boards. Sandford is quite the writer, Virgil Flowers, is described as tall, lean, late thirties, three times divorced, with long hair and often wears t-shirts featuring rock bands.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:55:52 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sounds like a need a Tip Drill Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I just remembered that you're the king of the thick-chicks on this board, the kind of girls you like? Her ass might not fit in a Ferrari seat. Upgrayedd to an Escalade like all the good rappers - rap videos suggest to me, THAT is the right lure for women built thiccc like that Sounds like a need a Tip Drill [Morgan Freeman Narrating] "Fox Thought he knew all the lingo, but alas, he did not. So after midcap dropped new slang, he quietly walked off to urban dictionary" [Morgan Freeman Narrating]
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Posted: 5/3/2021 7:59:27 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: [Morgan Freeman Narrating] "Fox Thought he knew all the lingo, but alas, he did not. So after midcap dropped new slang, he quietly walked off to urban dictionary" [Morgan Freeman Narrating] Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I just remembered that you're the king of the thick-chicks on this board, the kind of girls you like? Her ass might not fit in a Ferrari seat. Upgrayedd to an Escalade like all the good rappers - rap videos suggest to me, THAT is the right lure for women built thiccc like that Sounds like a need a Tip Drill [Morgan Freeman Narrating] "Fox Thought he knew all the lingo, but alas, he did not. So after midcap dropped new slang, he quietly walked off to urban dictionary" [Morgan Freeman Narrating] Of all people, you should know I would know what a tip drill is....because it must be her ass cuz it ain't her face...I need a tip drill, I need a tip drill
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:00:20 PM EST
[#25]
Teachers?
A Prius. Or Subaru. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:03:23 PM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The number of them in booking photos suggests power wheels |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:05:20 PM EST
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:09:02 PM EST
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:12:30 PM EST
[#29]
What virtue signals more than a Prius? Do they sell a 0 emissions hemp car from Africa?
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:13:38 PM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why would anyone want to impress teachers? They are basically just mindless drones that spout the leftist drivel day in and day out. Not true, sometimes we sing the marxist anthem and goose step too. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:14:33 PM EST
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:14:41 PM EST
[#32]
They love my jeep.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:14:54 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Of all people, you should know I would know what a tip drill is....because it must be her ass cuz it ain't her face...I need a tip drill, I need a tip drill Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I just remembered that you're the king of the thick-chicks on this board, the kind of girls you like? Her ass might not fit in a Ferrari seat. Upgrayedd to an Escalade like all the good rappers - rap videos suggest to me, THAT is the right lure for women built thiccc like that Sounds like a need a Tip Drill [Morgan Freeman Narrating] "Fox Thought he knew all the lingo, but alas, he did not. So after midcap dropped new slang, he quietly walked off to urban dictionary" [Morgan Freeman Narrating] Of all people, you should know I would know what a tip drill is....because it must be her ass cuz it ain't her face...I need a tip drill, I need a tip drill I just listened to it 
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:15:12 PM EST
[#34]
Dolorean
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:27:48 PM EST
[#35]
Ice cream truck or one of the mobile zoo trucks. Look dude, you are too old. Now if you have a costume or something that makes you look 15, you might have a chance.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:30:43 PM EST
[#36]
Quoted: This is purely a hypothetical and a joke if my wife is reading this....all of the teachers at the school are ugly. So what say you? I do have competition...Porsche Panamera and a Maserati Gran Turismo...possibly an Aventador not sure yet, still investigating. She is always impressed with my work 
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:33:13 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You guys have incredibly rich fantasy lives.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:49:04 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryYeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But it's not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low. 
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Posted: 5/3/2021 8:57:57 PM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If you gotta dream..dream big Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You guys have incredibly rich fantasy lives. Wisdom. 
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Posted: 5/3/2021 9:04:57 PM EST
[#40]
The last year the F100 Ranger was made with a restro mod to make it a joy to drive.
A late 60's Plymouth Alpine Sunbeam fastback |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 9:05:03 PM EST
[#41]
You obviously don't watch Roadkill. All of the supercars being suggested just attract other dudes as proven in this thread. A cool old hotrod will get them going a lot more than anything you've mentioned.
  Rat Rod vs Lamborghini Aventador! Roadkill Episode 5 |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 9:10:01 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You guys have incredibly rich fantasy lives. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Technically every car I drive is the weiner mobile, that's why Melinda Gates is blowing up my phone. You guys have incredibly rich fantasy lives. Says the woman who wants to motorboat Christina Hendricks 
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Posted: 5/3/2021 9:18:35 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sandford is quite the writer, Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I am sure you women read romance novels and stuff I can’t speak for “you women”, but I read John Sandford novels, non-fiction, and random assholes on internet gun boards. Sandford is quite the writer, Virgil Flowers, is described as tall, lean, late thirties, three times divorced, with long hair and often wears t-shirts featuring rock bands. Sandford has written three crime series, and a couple of singletons, each with its own main character. I like them all, but Flowers is my favorite: he’s really quirky guy, who’s never completely grown up. I can identify. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 9:20:44 PM EST
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Posted: 5/4/2021 6:31:24 AM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Says the woman who wants to motorboat Christina Hendricks Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Technically every car I drive is the weiner mobile, that's why Melinda Gates is blowing up my phone. You guys have incredibly rich fantasy lives. Says the woman who wants to motorboat Christina Hendricks It isn’t a fantasy, it’s an ambition. |
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Posted: 5/4/2021 6:33:31 AM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It isn’t a fantasy, it’s an ambition. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Technically every car I drive is the weiner mobile, that's why Melinda Gates is blowing up my phone. You guys have incredibly rich fantasy lives. Says the woman who wants to motorboat Christina Hendricks It isn’t a fantasy, it’s an ambition. 
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Posted: 5/4/2021 7:27:05 AM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Technically every car I drive is the weiner mobile, that's why Melinda Gates is blowing up my phone. You guys have incredibly rich fantasy lives. Says the woman who wants to motorboat Christina Hendricks It isn’t a fantasy, it’s an ambition. https://media.giphy.com/media/l0Iy6Y1K2rCSqvyPS/giphy.gif Like I said in that Disney thread: sometimes I have mixed feelings about you. |
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Posted: 5/4/2021 7:28:18 AM EST
[#48]
A Prius while wearing BLM/Antifa gear.
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Posted: 5/4/2021 7:29:22 AM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: elemenatry Ask for private lessons. |
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Posted: 5/4/2021 8:01:58 AM EST
[#50]
As a teacher that's done some drop off line duty.
Cola Warrior peep>bolt face logo>snek flag>NRA sticker |
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