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Posted: 7/27/2014 11:09:10 AM EST
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My fiance shared this little gem with me on Facebook today: http://i61.tinypic.com/70wg3b.png Unfortunately, there was a sizable number of Neckbeards in the comment section: http://i62.tinypic.com/24pca53.png http://i61.tinypic.com/j5gsbn.png http://i60.tinypic.com/2ex61dg.png I left this photo comment for the blasphemer that brought Robert Downey Jr. into this: http://i57.tinypic.com/k20ww.png I would let Booba Fett play with my blaster while I tongued Iron Woman's arc reactor |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 11:15:29 AM EST
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Quote HistoryFucking brilliant. Thread got even more epic while I wasn't looking. How the hell did Ryan Gosling get involved though? 
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Posted: 7/27/2014 11:39:43 AM EST
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I have been thinking about this thread, as the father of 3 sons. after a little bit of research, thinking and pulling shit out of my ass, I have come to the following SWAG. Lack of testosterone. Physiologically, its testosterone that allows a man to grow a proper beard. The lack of it will lead the physical inability to grow a beard properly, AKA neckbeard. Testosterone is increased naturally through exercise and sex. these guys get neither. and so they are probably born with less and then their life choices decrease it. and the more you are around other men in competitive environments, the more testosterone you create. these neckbeards compete at nothing but disgusting others. and you look at the soft faces. Not just fat, but higher levels of testosterone reduce fat in the face giving the "chiseled" look. so its possible these were normal men who, through lifestyle choices, turned themselves into pitiful little bitches. or they were born effeminate bitches who only make their situation worse instead of getting out and fixing it. I don't know how much behavior affects the production of natural testosterone. but it is the lack of this key component (either naturally or behaviorally reduced) of masculinity which causes this nonsense. Genetics. 
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Posted: 7/27/2014 11:41:37 AM EST
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Yeah, wtf is up with all the Ryan Gosling pics?
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Posted: 7/27/2014 11:42:45 AM EST
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Well, I'll never be able to read a rabid atheist post on arfcom without visions of neckbeards dancing through my thoughts. yup...same thought. 
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Posted: 7/27/2014 11:45:06 AM EST
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Posted: 7/27/2014 11:47:45 AM EST
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Quote HistoryMom deserves an ass kicking for the name selection. |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 11:49:54 AM EST
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<a href="http://s273.photobucket.com/user/nickforney/media/552139_10151221844295460_481163248_n.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj228/nickforney/552139_10151221844295460_481163248_n.jpg</a> I realized I have a hover hand picture....#neckbeardthings Brazzers |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 12:01:13 PM EST
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Obesity leads to lower testosterone levels, which in turn leads to more obesity. Put these fuckers on a treadmill and monitor their diet. My man boobs agree |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 12:02:41 PM EST
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Obesity leads to lower testosterone levels, which in turn leads to more obesity. Put these fuckers on a treadmill and monitor their diet. My man boobs agree |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 12:13:16 PM EST
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I have been thinking about this thread, as the father of 3 sons. after a little bit of research, thinking and pulling shit out of my ass, I have come to the following SWAG. Lack of testosterone. Physiologically, its testosterone that allows a man to grow a proper beard. The lack of it will lead the physical inability to grow a beard properly, AKA neckbeard. Testosterone is increased naturally through exercise and sex. these guys get neither. and so they are probably born with less and then their life choices decrease it. and the more you are around other men in competitive environments, the more testosterone you create. these neckbeards compete at nothing but disgusting others. and you look at the soft faces. Not just fat, but higher levels of testosterone reduce fat in the face giving the "chiseled" look. so its possible these were normal men who, through lifestyle choices, turned themselves into pitiful little bitches. or they were born effeminate bitches who only make their situation worse instead of getting out and fixing it. I don't know how much behavior affects the production of natural testosterone. but it is the lack of this key component (either naturally or behaviorally reduced) of masculinity which causes this nonsense. Yep, they all have the look of people who've never done anything strenuous on a regular basis, avoided physical discomfort at all costs, never been in a competitive environment, and really haven't faced any crises in in life other than running out of Mountain Dew when the store was closed. I do my fair share of bitching, but these guys are the product of a lifetime completely lacking adversity and it's an ugly thing. |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 12:21:34 PM EST
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Yeah, wtf is up with all the Ryan Gosling pics? No homo |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 12:26:22 PM EST
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Yep, they all have the look of people who've never done anything strenuous on a regular basis, avoided physical discomfort at all costs, never been in a competitive environment, and really haven't faced any crises in in life other than running out of Mountain Dew when the store was closed. I do my fair share of bitching, but these guys are the product of a lifetime completely lacking adversity and it's an ugly thing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have been thinking about this thread, as the father of 3 sons. after a little bit of research, thinking and pulling shit out of my ass, I have come to the following SWAG. Lack of testosterone. Physiologically, its testosterone that allows a man to grow a proper beard. The lack of it will lead the physical inability to grow a beard properly, AKA neckbeard. Testosterone is increased naturally through exercise and sex. these guys get neither. and so they are probably born with less and then their life choices decrease it. and the more you are around other men in competitive environments, the more testosterone you create. these neckbeards compete at nothing but disgusting others. and you look at the soft faces. Not just fat, but higher levels of testosterone reduce fat in the face giving the "chiseled" look. so its possible these were normal men who, through lifestyle choices, turned themselves into pitiful little bitches. or they were born effeminate bitches who only make their situation worse instead of getting out and fixing it. I don't know how much behavior affects the production of natural testosterone. but it is the lack of this key component (either naturally or behaviorally reduced) of masculinity which causes this nonsense. Yep, they all have the look of people who've never done anything strenuous on a regular basis, avoided physical discomfort at all costs, never been in a competitive environment, and really haven't faced any crises in in life other than running out of Mountain Dew when the store was closed. I do my fair share of bitching, but these guys are the product of a lifetime completely lacking adversity and it's an ugly thing. so what do we do, round them all up then start having neckbeard gladiatorial games? ya know id pay good money for the PPV rights to see that.. |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 12:29:16 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, wtf is up with all the Ryan Gosling pics?   Here are two Ebay listing for them... http://m.ebay.com/itm/261528561860?nav=SEARCH http://m.ebay.com/itm/231284079435?nav=SEARCH
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Posted: 7/27/2014 12:35:17 PM EST
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Yeah, wtf is up with all the Ryan Gosling pics? No homo 
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Posted: 7/27/2014 12:58:32 PM EST
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Now, to really do some actual social science, compare the rates of testosterone of children raised in a single mother household, single father household, normal couple and gay couples. Imagine the ramifications if it was shown that testosterone levels were different in boys raised in different types of households. You think anyone would give a fuck if it could be proven that certain environments were more likely to produce weak men? |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 1:00:22 PM EST
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so what do we do, round them all up then start having neckbeard gladiatorial games? ya know id pay good money for the PPV rights to see that.. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have been thinking about this thread, as the father of 3 sons. after a little bit of research, thinking and pulling shit out of my ass, I have come to the following SWAG. Lack of testosterone. Physiologically, its testosterone that allows a man to grow a proper beard. The lack of it will lead the physical inability to grow a beard properly, AKA neckbeard. Testosterone is increased naturally through exercise and sex. these guys get neither. and so they are probably born with less and then their life choices decrease it. and the more you are around other men in competitive environments, the more testosterone you create. these neckbeards compete at nothing but disgusting others. and you look at the soft faces. Not just fat, but higher levels of testosterone reduce fat in the face giving the "chiseled" look. so its possible these were normal men who, through lifestyle choices, turned themselves into pitiful little bitches. or they were born effeminate bitches who only make their situation worse instead of getting out and fixing it. I don't know how much behavior affects the production of natural testosterone. but it is the lack of this key component (either naturally or behaviorally reduced) of masculinity which causes this nonsense. Yep, they all have the look of people who've never done anything strenuous on a regular basis, avoided physical discomfort at all costs, never been in a competitive environment, and really haven't faced any crises in in life other than running out of Mountain Dew when the store was closed. I do my fair share of bitching, but these guys are the product of a lifetime completely lacking adversity and it's an ugly thing. so what do we do, round them all up then start having neckbeard gladiatorial games? ya know id pay good money for the PPV rights to see that.. Do? Not my neckbeard, not my problem, brah! 
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Posted: 7/27/2014 1:05:25 PM EST
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Cut your penis off and buy a new model. Your current one is obviously retarded Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hey guys, in case you missed it if you were to google "nicotine sarah hunter nude" you would feel better, I promise Cut your penis off and buy a new model. Your current one is obviously retarded LOL speed |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 1:29:53 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: LOL speed Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Hey guys, in case you missed it if you were to google "nicotine sarah hunter nude" you would feel better, I promise Cut your penis off and buy a new model. Your current one is obviously retarded LOL speed If you're still feeling cutty and stabby and my retarded dick still needs cutting off and replacing, please knock me out first, make it quick, and replace it with a bigger one.
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Posted: 7/27/2014 1:32:56 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Alright, alright, before you all start taking turns cutting off my genitalia, I was looking at the wrong pictures interspersed in the results. Wingnutx posted a picture of the girl you were all on about, and I realized it was a different girl. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Hey guys, in case you missed it if you were to google "nicotine sarah hunter nude" you would feel better, I promise Cut your penis off and buy a new model. Your current one is obviously retarded LOL speed If you're still feeling cutty and stabby and my retarded dick still needs cutting off and replacing, please knock me out first, make it quick, and replace it with a bigger one. |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 1:35:12 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you're still feeling cutty and stabby and my retarded dick still needs cutting off and replacing, please knock me out first, make it quick, and replace it with a bigger one. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Cut your penis off and buy a new model. Your current one is obviously retarded LOL speed If you're still feeling cutty and stabby and my retarded dick still needs cutting off and replacing, please knock me out first, make it quick, and replace it with a bigger one.  |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 1:37:41 PM EST
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You think anyone would give a fuck if it could be proven that certain environments were more likely to produce weak men? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now, to really do some actual social science, compare the rates of testosterone of children raised in a single mother household, single father household, normal couple and gay couples. Imagine the ramifications if it was shown that testosterone levels were different in boys raised in different types of households. You think anyone would give a fuck if it could be proven that certain environments were more likely to produce weak men? Lots of people would see that as a good thing, testosterone makes men all evil and aggressive and stuff. |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 2:23:28 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lots of people would see that as a good thing, testosterone makes men all evil and aggressive and stuff. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Now, to really do some actual social science, compare the rates of testosterone of children raised in a single mother household, single father household, normal couple and gay couples. Imagine the ramifications if it was shown that testosterone levels were different in boys raised in different types of households. You think anyone would give a fuck if it could be proven that certain environments were more likely to produce weak men? Lots of people would see that as a good thing, testosterone makes men all evil and aggressive and stuff. |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 2:31:31 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: http://images.myreviewer.co.uk/fullsize/0000220093.jpg Sylvan is that all you have? You are just advancing theories that were proven threads ago! AND YOU ARENT EVEN PROVING THEM CORRECTLY! Ypu are making a lot of assumptions here. You're still trying to define whats happening instead of looking for what's making it happen! And just slicing up too many specimens. It's too dangerous. I don't think they'll collect anymore. I think they'll just shut us down completely. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I have been thinking about this thread, as the father of 3 sons. after a little bit of research, thinking and pulling shit out of my ass, I have come to the following SWAG. Lack of testosterone. Physiologically, its testosterone that allows a man to grow a proper beard. The lack of it will lead the physical inability to grow a beard properly, AKA neckbeard. Testosterone is increased naturally through exercise and sex. these guys get neither. and so they are probably born with less and then their life choices decrease it. and the more you are around other men in competitive environments, the more testosterone you create. these neckbeards compete at nothing but disgusting others. and you look at the soft faces. Not just fat, but higher levels of testosterone reduce fat in the face giving the "chiseled" look. so its possible these were normal men who, through lifestyle choices, turned themselves into pitiful little bitches. or they were born effeminate bitches who only make their situation worse instead of getting out and fixing it. I don't know how much behavior affects the production of natural testosterone. but it is the lack of this key component (either naturally or behaviorally reduced) of masculinity which causes this nonsense. http://images.myreviewer.co.uk/fullsize/0000220093.jpg Sylvan is that all you have? You are just advancing theories that were proven threads ago! AND YOU ARENT EVEN PROVING THEM CORRECTLY! Ypu are making a lot of assumptions here. You're still trying to define whats happening instead of looking for what's making it happen! And just slicing up too many specimens. It's too dangerous. I don't think they'll collect anymore. I think they'll just shut us down completely. But you must listen to him! You must listen!!!! |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 2:34:20 PM EST
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Quote HistoryDouble tap |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 3:21:05 PM EST
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Posted: 7/27/2014 3:32:07 PM EST
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At least the second one avoided the hoverhand. Dat first guy though.....
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Posted: 7/27/2014 3:42:45 PM EST
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You think anyone would give a fuck if it could be proven that certain environments were more likely to produce weak men? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now, to really do some actual social science, compare the rates of testosterone of children raised in a single mother household, single father household, normal couple and gay couples. Imagine the ramifications if it was shown that testosterone levels were different in boys raised in different types of households. You think anyone would give a fuck if it could be proven that certain environments were more likely to produce weak men? They might care, even if they didn't see it as a negative. |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 3:45:05 PM EST
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I think my brain just said I am done. Why am i reading this? wow... I just... wow
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Posted: 7/27/2014 4:02:26 PM EST
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Posted: 7/27/2014 4:17:32 PM EST
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Female neckbeards?
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Posted: 7/27/2014 4:29:17 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Female neckbeards? The 1st one is a fat Cosplay. The 2nd one made me  . I'm not sure what the fuck that is. Is it an extremely effeminate male or a genetic horror show for a female?The third one is just fucking nasty. Who the fucks eats mayonnaise like that? So two out of three are neckbears.
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Posted: 7/27/2014 4:50:16 PM EST
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#livinginthetruthofmyownreality
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Posted: 7/27/2014 5:04:29 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The 1st one is a fat Cosplay. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Female neckbeards? http://i.imgur.com/S8pMkBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/YPIFM1x.png http://i.imgur.com/Qkl5bO2.jpg The 1st one is a fat Cosplay. The 2nd one made me . I'm not sure what the fuck that is. Is it an extremely effeminate male or a genetic horror show for a female?The third one is just fucking nasty. Who the fucks eats mayonnaise like that? So two out of three are neckbears. Christ  |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 5:05:20 PM EST
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What is this hovering hand crap Hell my hand wasnt hovering in this pic. http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL965/4056977/23525913/396948247.jpg Men just be Men for Christs sake!!! From the arch in your left eyebrow, I have a pretty good idea where your right hand is. 
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Posted: 7/27/2014 5:06:08 PM EST
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The 2nd one made me . I'm not sure what the fuck that is. Is it an extremely effeminate male or a genetic horror show for a female?
The third one is just fucking nasty. Who the fucks eats mayonnaise like that? So two out of three are neckbears. Christ
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Female neckbeards? http://i.imgur.com/S8pMkBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/YPIFM1x.png http://i.imgur.com/Qkl5bO2.jpg The 1st one is a fat Cosplay. The 2nd one made me . I'm not sure what the fuck that is. Is it an extremely effeminate male or a genetic horror show for a female?
The third one is just fucking nasty. Who the fucks eats mayonnaise like that? So two out of three are neckbears. Christ
I've always thought it'd be funny to fill a mayo jar with vanilla pudding and eat it in a public area.
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Posted: 7/27/2014 5:28:15 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've always thought it'd be funny to fill a mayo jar with vanilla pudding and eat it in a public area. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Female neckbeards? http://i.imgur.com/S8pMkBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/YPIFM1x.png http://i.imgur.com/Qkl5bO2.jpg The 1st one is a fat Cosplay. The 2nd one made me . I'm not sure what the fuck that is. Is it an extremely effeminate male or a genetic horror show for a female?The third one is just fucking nasty. Who the fucks eats mayonnaise like that? So two out of three are neckbears. Christ I've always thought it'd be funny to fill a mayo jar with vanilla pudding and eat it in a public area. Lulz! Not a bad idea but I think this nasty female neckbeard is really eating mayo.
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Posted: 7/27/2014 5:33:12 PM EST
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Ermahgerd!!!! Neckbeard Brony Juggalos!!!!
      Neckbeard Brony Funeral?
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Posted: 7/27/2014 5:34:58 PM EST
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Juggalos are still a thing?
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Posted: 7/27/2014 5:37:40 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Juggalos are still a thing? |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 5:39:25 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ermahgerd!!!! Neckbeard Brony Juggalos!!!! Neckbeard Brony Funeral? Head fry cook eh? Things are really looking up in his career.
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Posted: 7/27/2014 5:41:45 PM EST
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In the over 13 years I have been a member here, I can truly say this is the first thread that has actually disturbed me...
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Posted: 7/27/2014 5:49:28 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In the over 13 years I have been a member here, I can truly say this is the first thread that has actually disturbed me... Wow.....speechless |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 6:03:44 PM EST
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CHICKEN tattoo.... terrific life choice.
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Posted: 7/27/2014 6:11:52 PM EST
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Going from idiot to idiot freak.
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Posted: 7/27/2014 6:19:29 PM EST
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   Damn, the Open Carry Tard guy holding the Mosin Nagant looks like he's about to fuck it like his MLP Waifu. |
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Posted: 7/27/2014 6:21:00 PM EST
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The third one is just fucking nasty. Who the fucks eats mayonnaise like that? Gotta give her a little credit....at least it ain't that nasty Miracle Whip crap.
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Posted: 7/27/2014 6:21:36 PM EST
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Posted: 7/27/2014 6:22:27 PM EST
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http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/abc_opencarrytexas_le_140625_16x9_992.jpg Damn, the Open Carry Tard guy holding the Mosin Nagant looks like he's about to fuck it like his MLP Waifu. What a bunch of disgusting fatties. |
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