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Im missing something. Who is Jose, and wtf are they up to?

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Rice and beans?

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Rice and beans?

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I don't care how fucking stupid she is, milfy is bathed and clean and Travis hasn't pounded that yet?

WTF?

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I don't care how fucking stupid she is, milfy is bathed and clean and Travis hasn't pounded that yet?

WTF?

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Big news about Chris... gotta tell someone...

HEY SOULCRUSHER!

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Big news about Chris... gotta tell someone...

HEY SOULCRUSHER!

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Buddy who was driving didn't make it = Chris is dead.

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I bet pharmacy guy isn't immune & his original bite was BS...

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Nick keeps powering up.
Eyeball riipper

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All of the characters are infinitely hate-able, and that is the show's achilles heel.

So with two days to go until the season finale, let's hear some predictions on how they are going to wrap this turd of season.

My prediction for the following characters is thus:

The Cartel attacks Doctor Nibble's Jonestown and in typical walking dead fashion it is a draw, the camp is destroyed and most of the people on both sides are killed. You know the fenced in zombies are going to be released, they are a total Chekhov's gun. I imagine the good Doctor Nibbles will get bit again, revealed to be a faker, and will be dispatched by Johnny Dope or Dope Chicka. There will be some sort of contrived plot reveal, possibly from a dying NotOphelia's brother, that the Benetton family is looking for JD and they are at the hotel. So JD and DC will load up the surviving Jonestown people in an Ewok caravan of courage and make for the hotel.

They will probably insert a bunch of shots of Ophelia driving around in the truck looking for her conveniently contrived boyfriend / fiancee as a go-nowhere parallel story just to keep her character on the chess board. Like moving a knight back and forth for no other reason than to just to keep the piece moving and chew scenery.

At the hotel the new group of gate crashers will be let into the parking garage and Travis will find the bros. They will tell him a story about how they had a falling out with Chris because he was too bro for even the bros (or Chris missed the emasculating presence of Travis) and Chris stole the truck and ditched them. Travis will want to kick them out which will result in some sort of argument that makes him persona non grata at the hotel. This tussle will attract the zombies (finally) and they will besiege the gate. Some contrived shit will happen and the zombies will get in, the parking garage people will get turned and the whole place will be a shit show. During this shit show, revenges will happen... the Bros will try to kill Travis, CrazyMom will try to off Soulcrusher again, causing him to kill her, causing her family to turn on him, causing the Benettons to turn on them, resulting in a huge kerfuffle in the midst of the zombie housewarming party which causes the hotel to fall. The Benettons, suffering zero casualties (as usual) escape into the countryside in the hotel van where they run into Johnny Dope and the Jonestown hiking club. The episode ends with their reunion and they all agree to go back to the USA.

Final shot of the episode will be the combined Benetton / Jonestown armada arriving at the US border only to see some sort of comical Trump wall or something that gives the viewer the impression the border crossing in season 3 will be difficult. And at Trump wall fort kickass Travis will see the bro's truck through binoculars... and will see Chris being roughed up / captured by the evil renegade border patrol.

Season three will be blanco la migra, and if the show follows my outline anywhere close to what I wrote I will probably not be watching.

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My Amazon delivery person never looks that good