User Panel
Posted: 11/29/2023 7:55:07 PM EDT
I've always been fond of
Jive Ass Turkey. |
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Silence is golden.
Also: Whoever has the gold makes the rules. |
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Fresh out of fucks.
Long version: Behold my field of fucks and see that it is barren. |
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“They can fuck straight off”
“Who gives two fucks” When folks keep saying if this, or if that, I usually respond with “if, if , if. If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle” |
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Nyet tovarisch. That was my response to beggars in San Francisco.
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We know you have a choice, and it looks like you made the wrong one. (South Park)
This time for sure! (Rocky and Bullwinkle) That was fun. (Mike_314) |
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"Life's too short to drive boring cars" (I have this on a shirt)
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"Give them a rubber mallet and they could break an anvil."
My Dad's favorite: Q: "What're you doing, Dad?" A: "Sewing buttons on ice cream." That always cracked me up as a kid. |
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When someone speaks to me in a condescending tone explaining the painfully obvious, I blankly stare at them and say, "I'm only mildly retarded."
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It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear...
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Well, dip my balls in sweet cream and squat me down in a kitchen full of kittens.
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That's going to leave a mark.
That right there is like a ruby in a goat's ass. |
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Goody gumdrops
I gotta piss like a race horse Aim high in life, but watch out for flying boxes Bongalistemaehl (that you Eddy Vedder into song lyrics when you don't know them) Then I'll sometimes just blab out random crap, like someone will ask a question and I'll just go "because you were butt-fucking a monkey on the side of the highway." |
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I use one for a few folks in the company I work for and even one on my team, "I wonder how they find their way to work in the morning"?
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I'm not saying your're stupid - you're just unlucky at thinking.
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