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Posted: 11/30/2023 1:04:16 AM EST
[#1]
He is a man in whom malice and ignorance are constantly at war with sloth and incompetence for mastery.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 1:05:07 AM EST
[#2]
My current one is...
"I would rather take a shit in my hands and clap." when expressing a significant disinterest in doing something. |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 1:33:07 AM EST
[#3]
Go Fuck Yourself is often handy.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 1:47:34 AM EST
[#4]
Useless as teats on a boar hog.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 1:58:38 AM EST
[#5]
“I am just going outside and may be some time” was very popular every time I went to Antarctica. I still use it frequently when exiting a room. It is believed to be the last words of Lawrence Oats.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 2:03:26 AM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: “I am just going outside and may be some time” was very popular every time I went to Antarctica. I still use it frequently when exiting a room. It is believed to be the last words of Lawrence Oats. "I have to return some videotapes." |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 2:50:19 AM EST
[#7]
"put it in my butt"
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Posted: 11/30/2023 3:05:20 AM EST
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: early bird gets the worm but it's the second mouse which gets the cheese. |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 3:16:20 AM EST
[#9]
were your parents first cousins
all I hear's excuses if you ain't first , you're last like killin snakes with a stick in each hand " can't " died in the cornfield not my circus or my monkeys don't make no difference to me i mean , I feel terrible , so your guilt must be unbearable |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 3:21:41 AM EST
[#10]
FAFO is my favorite. People fuck around all the time, and often find out.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 4:05:50 AM EST
[#11]
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you
You're mom said thanks Never argue with a moron. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Behind every successful man is a beautiful woman. And behind her is his wife The factory of the future will have 2 living beings, a dog and a man. The man to feed the dog. And the dog to keep the man from touching the machines If you think Healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free Marriage is an amazing institution. But who wants to live in an institution You're a unique little snowflake. Just like everyone else |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 5:10:02 AM EST
[#12]
Fuck Joe Biden.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 5:11:03 AM EST
[#13]
As useless as tits on a mouse.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 5:13:39 AM EST
[#14]
See signature line.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 5:29:17 AM EST
[#15]
Gentlemen, we have hit the “fuck’it” threshold. Get the duct tape and sledgehammers.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 6:54:44 AM EST
[#16]
When someone complains about what you charge.
Tell them. I can sit at the house and go broke. |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 7:30:01 AM EST
[#17]
If you don’t know what it does, don’t touch it.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 8:31:18 AM EST
[#18]
Brains are my second favorite organ.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 8:34:58 AM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You couldn't fart your way out of a wet paper sack. You couldn't poor piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 8:43:39 AM EST
[#20]
They're so dumb it's like showing a chicken a card trick.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 8:45:10 AM EST
[#21]
Not my circus, not my monkeys. Often used at work.
BOHICA...Bend over, here it comes again. Fucking scumbag Cocksucker Douchbag Fucking rat fuck And Italian ..Vaffanculo.  Godfather 1 - Vaffanculo Scene |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 8:51:10 AM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’ve always been partial to “suck me beautiful “  |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 8:57:17 AM EST
[#23]
"Not many people survive that."
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Posted: 11/30/2023 8:58:31 AM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I love it when it first goes in. If you lick it a little it goes in easier  |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 9:02:12 AM EST
[#25]
".......I feel all we have accomplished is to awaken a sleeping giant, and fill him with a terrible resolve....."
Admiral Yammamoto on the "successful" bombing of Pearl Harbor |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 9:06:37 AM EST
[#26]
Tig ol Bitties
Room temperature IQ In Minecraft |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 9:08:07 AM EST
[#27]
Knee high to a grasshopper
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Posted: 11/30/2023 9:10:05 AM EST
[#28]
“I’m fucking this chicken, you just hold its legs”
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Posted: 11/30/2023 10:26:48 AM EST
[#29]
You're so dumb you would play Russian roulette with an automatic.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 10:29:18 AM EST
[#30]
Elon said it for me when responding to explicit threats from Woke advertisers:
Go Fuck Yourself So succinct, so precise. Simply....Go Fuck Yourself. ?? |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 10:31:24 AM EST
[#31]
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Posted: 11/30/2023 10:32:56 AM EST
[#32]
Fuck you you fucking fuck
No good rotten crotch fruit Any reference to wearing boots because ‘shit is getting deep’ Check your attitude is a new one I’m using. |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 10:35:18 AM EST
[#33]
jumping jehosaphat
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Posted: 11/30/2023 10:36:09 AM EST
[#34]
Anyone can get married if they set their sights low enough.
Tony |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 10:38:55 AM EST
[#35]
Of all the mutha fuckas , you are the mutha fuckest
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Posted: 11/30/2023 11:14:51 AM EST
[#36]
You can't put shit back in a donkey.
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Posted: 11/30/2023 11:15:44 AM EST
[#37]
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Posted: 11/30/2023 11:40:37 AM EST
[#38]
I like to think of you as the common clay of the new west.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? I wanted to be a ________, but my parents were married to each other. I'm sorry, I think you've mistaken me for someone who cares. |
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Posted: 11/30/2023 2:50:27 PM EST
[#39]
Gaggle-fuck
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Posted: 12/1/2023 4:52:06 PM EST
[#40]
Once overheard as a method to determine if something was hazardous material (HazMat): if you wouldn't eat it, drink it or stick it up your ass... it's probably HazMat.
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Posted: 12/1/2023 5:46:15 PM EST
[#41]
Fail to plan, plan to fail.
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Posted: 12/1/2023 5:52:53 PM EST
[#42]
"You do you. Figuratively and literally."
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Posted: 12/1/2023 5:57:06 PM EST
[#43]
Day ain't over yet.
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Posted: 12/1/2023 6:00:05 PM EST
[#44]
I never learned anything while I was talking.
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Posted: 12/1/2023 6:03:11 PM EST
[#45]
I finna take a shit.
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Posted: 12/1/2023 6:04:32 PM EST
[#46]
Communist Cock Sucking Whore
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Posted: 12/1/2023 6:21:32 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I love it when it first goes in. If you lick it a little it goes in easier Lol, I didn't think it could be interpreted as the dirt road. But you do you skipper. |
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