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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:21:18 PM EDT
What could it be doctor is closed? Chlamydia? Gonorrhea? Im on fire.
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No visible blood?
Doesn't mean there isn't any. Dr. time. My Dr. Is walking distance from my house. I peed blood once and ran out the door with my prick in my hand straight to the office. |
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Oklahoma?
Hoof and Mouth disease I'm guessing. That cow said "moo" but her eyes said "yes". |
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Yikes...
Well, something about cranberry juice (or not....the less you pee the better I guess. So no beer or coffee). Also heard you can pee in a warm bathtub. Sounds like a lot of work to, so maybe stick your dick in a bucket of hot(ish) water when you pee? You got the clap? |
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If it was more than one micturation when pain was felt, it's probably an infection.
If it only happened once, don't get detergent/soap/surfactants in your dickhole. (Spermicides like Noxynol-9 are detergents, and never again will I use a spermicide coated condom) |
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Easiest way to get rid of the clap is to spray aluminum foil with oven cleaner and quickly wrap the foil around your cock and balls.
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Do you have to pee and nothing comes out?
Are you urinating frequently? |
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Da drippy d*ck w/razor blades is a sho sign of veedee. The US Army took it seriously as it could be a means of avoiding combat.
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Jesus, all I drink is vodka and burbon, I've never pissed razors
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Regular pee is coming out no blood but burns like hell. Screw this Im going to pony up and go to ER. Ill let you know....
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You got the clap bro. Penicillin will clear that shit right on up.
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You know 'blowjob' is just an expression, right? She's supposed to suck.
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Bull head clap. A stump and mallet are the answers you seek.
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