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Link Posted: 12/21/2020 12:33:07 PM EDT
[#1]
Toejam powered musket horns
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 12:33:48 PM EDT
[#2]
Rhinoceros milk makes whipped potatoes polka dotted.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 12:45:57 PM EDT
[#3]
deep fried sea lice for an afternoon snack at the broken batting cages
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 12:46:27 PM EDT
[#4]
where the fugg is @ Silky_Cowlice ?
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 1:19:01 PM EDT
[#5]
The boy was all set to mouth down on some Marshmallow Mateys. Got told, No.

Not happy about it.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 1:55:28 PM EDT
[#6]
The growth of empirical lunacy has demonstrable origin.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 1:57:33 PM EDT
[#7]
The reasonable expectation of dogma can cause jellied shells of hilarity.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 1:59:12 PM EDT
[#8]
A moon maiden eclipsed the simpering Dervish.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:01:16 PM EDT
[#9]
Painter's tape keeps pickets from missing their period.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:02:38 PM EDT
[#10]
This sentence is made from sunshine, lima beans, and euphemistic collagen.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:04:46 PM EDT
[#11]
combs are better than brushes for teeth that grow hair and inevitably have lice
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:07:29 PM EDT
[#12]
Dilburt Greynolds stimulates caronafleas with oversized fees when he pees
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:10:22 PM EDT
[#13]
anaphylactic sugar pill probioticized load catchers
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:12:08 PM EDT
[#14]
Phagward Scissorlips pickles large box wrenches in Lutz.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:16:45 PM EDT
[#15]
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Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:27:42 PM EDT
[#16]
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Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:30:05 PM EDT
[#17]
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The whirling dervish's sandal flew out into the crowd, killing the clapping kevin.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:32:27 PM EDT
[#18]
Smiling at the whiffenpoof puppy hooves.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:33:39 PM EDT
[#19]
Snarling as you fail your family in erotic dining experiences.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:34:40 PM EDT
[#20]
lacking retro rockets the amorous argonaut pissed up the rope.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:35:47 PM EDT
[#21]
getting ahead in life by winding up the pronoun slicer.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:36:40 PM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:36:56 PM EDT
[#23]
Smoking silver to the consummate wiggle fighter.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:38:13 PM EDT
[#24]
Making a banner that declares banners are now illegal.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:39:06 PM EDT
[#25]
Healthy aardvarks flapping their parameters in the signal.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:39:53 PM EDT
[#26]
Nap time. Back later.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:39:59 PM EDT
[#27]
Tight lipped vacuum thrills.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:40:44 PM EDT
[#28]
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Nappy thyme to rub on the sack later.
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Fify
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:47:27 PM EDT
[#29]
Rolling in apple seed needles to get that space cadet porcupine glow.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:50:50 PM EDT
[#30]
Ahhhh.. that good smell of hyenas.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 2:55:30 PM EDT
[#31]
Sneaking into Idi Amin's restroom hoping to see a big black shit.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 3:42:21 PM EDT
[#32]
over sharpened and alphabetically enhanced wine coolers
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 3:44:11 PM EDT
[#33]
ambitiously running through the green light district dropping pennies
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 3:44:51 PM EDT
[#34]
steam covered knuckle hunter
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 3:48:47 PM EDT
[#35]
Releasing Kraken assholes on Mars.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 3:55:12 PM EDT
[#36]
overly humid missouri tuna hair
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 3:57:22 PM EDT
[#37]
Singing songs of hope and faith to the rolls of twine hidden from your wife in the basement.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 3:58:33 PM EDT
[#38]
SkyWargarble steak mean queerness.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 5:30:46 PM EDT
[#39]
Delicate industrial accident meat finger pies
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 5:31:29 PM EDT
[#40]
Whipped cream frothing on the stewed manure pile
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 5:33:12 PM EDT
[#41]
Spontaneous combustion of deep fried biodiesel tuna melts
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 5:34:42 PM EDT
[#42]
Soothing sounds of silkworms sliding in your ears
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 5:38:06 PM EDT
[#43]
Donkey punched in the coccyx and floating through the backdraft
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 5:38:10 PM EDT
[#44]
With a heavy heart, you smack the bad mousy on it's tender little paws. Then, you masturbate. You sick fuck.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 5:39:28 PM EDT
[#45]
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Saw the thread about the coccyx. Used the word here. Ate the funny papers.
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 5:39:29 PM EDT
[#46]
Barefoot dancing on dingleberries creating intoxicating cabernets
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 5:43:39 PM EDT
[#47]
Powder coated trouser trout
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 5:44:41 PM EDT
[#48]
One eyed hermanos eyeballing you lovingly
Link Posted: 12/21/2020 5:45:26 PM EDT
[#49]
Julio flavored lice thongs

Link Posted: 12/21/2020 5:46:45 PM EDT
[#50]
Long John mustache manspreading in the motel suitcase chair
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