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Posted: 12/24/2020 12:36:41 AM EDT
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Non-spinning spinner baits
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Posted: 12/24/2020 12:37:18 AM EDT
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Bottom fishing with top water jigs
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Posted: 12/24/2020 12:38:33 AM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Non-spinning spinner baits Pirkling the trotline of life |
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Posted: 12/24/2020 12:39:05 AM EDT
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Ballistic nuclear thoughts in dove abdomen.
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Posted: 12/24/2020 1:44:45 AM EDT
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Skyking analgesics rendering you a cinco platypus.
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Posted: 12/24/2020 1:45:56 AM EDT
[#6]
Smarmy Sandy shits sweet candied sugarplums.
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Posted: 12/24/2020 1:46:57 AM EDT
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Laxative swillers make nasty bed fillers.
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Posted: 12/24/2020 1:47:56 AM EDT
[#8]
Driving golden spikes into sphinx eyes.
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Posted: 12/24/2020 1:49:26 AM EDT
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Tight little orifices squeezing perfunctory peasant pleasure probes.
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Posted: 12/24/2020 1:50:16 AM EDT
[#10]
Gargling with diamond encrusted moufwash.
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Posted: 12/24/2020 9:33:49 AM EDT
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Massive mammaries making meaningful Christmas memories
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Posted: 12/24/2020 9:35:18 AM EDT
[#12]
Thick tight thighs targeting rainbow skies
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Posted: 12/24/2020 9:47:00 AM EDT
[#13]
Testing your Chuck for Norris.
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Posted: 12/24/2020 10:01:54 AM EDT
[#14]
Merry Mary married merry Christmas Chris on Christmas Eve.
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Posted: 12/24/2020 10:02:41 AM EDT
[#15]
Deck the halls with boughs of shit.
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Posted: 12/24/2020 10:03:28 AM EDT
[#16]
It came upon a midnight clear...and they had to mop it all up.
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Posted: 12/24/2020 10:12:28 AM EDT
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I don't have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a god! Hey, you, let me tell you something you low-life-lying-four-flushing-sack-of-shit...
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Posted: 12/24/2020 1:18:25 PM EDT
[#18]
-Karen: You pollute the air with your smoking. You reek of Kentucky Deluxe and God knows what else. You're an ecological menace!
-William Beaupoon: Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds!” |
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Posted: 12/24/2020 1:43:39 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: -Karen: You pollute the air with your smoking. You reek of Kentucky Deluxe and God knows what else. You're an ecological menace! -William Beaupoon: Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds!”  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/24/2020 1:46:43 PM EDT
[#20]
Silk stockings placed by the chimney with care. In hopes that St. Beaupoon soon would be there. With Karen in her knickers and I in my silk smoking jacket, we settled in with some Kentuky Deluxe for a long winter fap...
to be continued |
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Posted: 12/24/2020 1:49:25 PM EDT
[#21]
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter. It was a drunk, stoned and horny Beaupoon, covered in fecal matter...
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Posted: 12/24/2020 1:50:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/24/2020 1:51:29 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Silk stockings placed by the chimney with care. In hopes that St. Beaupoon soon would be there. With Karen in her knickers and I in my silk smoking jacket, we settled in with some Kentuky Deluxe for a long winter fap... to be continued Damn son 
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Posted: 12/24/2020 7:05:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/24/2020 7:17:19 PM EDT
[#25]
Christmas Eve, solem, reverent.
We watch Die Hard...because nothing says 'Christmas' like Hans Gruber falling to his death from Nakatomi Tower. Ho, Ho, Ho!!!   MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! |
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Posted: 12/24/2020 7:50:46 PM EDT
[#26]
T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a louce.
 Hope you riffin mother scratchers have a Merry Christmas 
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Posted: 12/24/2020 8:20:48 PM EDT
[#27]
When to what did my wondering eyes did appear, twas a phage little dummy and 8 ladyboy kweers...
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Posted: 12/24/2020 8:23:02 PM EDT
[#28]
Down through the chimney he arrived like a flash, and filled all our load stockings with his best beaupoon stash...
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Posted: 12/24/2020 8:24:54 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When to what did my wondering eyes did appear, twas a phage little dummy and 8 ladyboy kweers... On Dipshit, on Dumbass, on Stumbles and Catshit, on Queerbait, on Putrid, on Vomit, and Cancer.... |
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Posted: 12/24/2020 8:26:19 PM EDT
[#30]
And I heard him exclaim as he disappeared in the night,
Merry Christmas you kweers and to all a good night! Wishing all you brothers a great Christmas and Happy New Year. Peace, Silky |
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Posted: 12/24/2020 8:43:49 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Down through the chimney he arrived like a flash, and filled all our load stockings with his best beaupoon stash... load stalkings
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Posted: 12/24/2020 10:35:56 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Christmas Eve, solem, reverent. We watch Die Hard...because nothing says 'Christmas' like Hans Gruber falling to his death from Nakatomi Tower. Ho, Ho, Ho!!! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/41/84/fb418442f389c443a5570141c96dbb07.gif MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! Merry Christmas. Thanks for riffing here
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Posted: 12/24/2020 10:37:01 PM EDT
[#33]
Merry Christmas, all of you
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Posted: 12/24/2020 10:45:39 PM EDT
[#34]
"Tiny rubber vaginas!" cried the selfless luddite craftsman.
 "Bigger nipples too!" cried the little coon ass shrew.  "Dat ass, Dat ass" chimed the pasty drunken Senior.  "Well, now I know what you demons crave so I'll put my elves right on it and we'll get them right to you!"
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Posted: 12/25/2020 1:17:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Tiny rubber vaginas!" cried the selfless luddite craftsman. "Bigger nipples too!" cried the little coon ass shrew. "Dat ass, Dat ass" chimed the pasty drunken Senior. "Well, now I know what you demons crave so I'll put my elves right on it and we'll get them right to you!" 10/10. Outstanding riff. |
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Posted: 12/25/2020 1:23:44 AM EDT
[#36]
Sagging rectum
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Posted: 12/25/2020 1:24:14 AM EDT
[#37]
Soggy bedposts
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Posted: 12/25/2020 1:26:34 AM EDT
[#38]
I was on the original message board in the 1990s and I'm coming on 20 years with this account.
Not that anyone knows me
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Posted: 12/25/2020 1:27:53 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was on the original message board in the 1990s and I'm coming on 20 years with this account. Not that anyone knows me Welcome. You owe us a riff. 
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Posted: 12/25/2020 1:29:10 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was on the original message board in the 1990s and I'm coming on 20 years with this account. Not that anyone knows me |
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Posted: 12/25/2020 1:33:17 AM EDT
[#41]
Breast milk worms
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Posted: 12/25/2020 1:37:56 AM EDT
[#42]
Meadow muffins growing out of a cows' butthole.
Cow-pies come from the same, Longing for either requires no drum roll, Though some would call it insane. |
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Posted: 12/25/2020 1:39:54 AM EDT
[#43]
Hiding frozen french fries in all of your deer stands.
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Posted: 12/25/2020 2:12:36 AM EDT
[#44]
Deer standing on frozen French fries asking - " where the fuck did all these tree stands come from? Oh shit!"
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Posted: 12/25/2020 3:41:49 AM EDT
[#45]
Moist muffins made into moldy wreaths
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Posted: 12/25/2020 10:38:06 AM EDT
[#46]
Merry crustacean warming day.
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Posted: 12/25/2020 1:43:10 PM EDT
[#47]
Deep fried skrimps on a bed of jasmine lice
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Posted: 12/26/2020 1:34:09 AM EDT
[#48]
Rack-a-booty, Bock-a-diddle, camper goes blooey.
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Posted: 12/26/2020 1:36:19 AM EDT
[#49]
Dirk wears white clocks.
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Posted: 12/26/2020 1:43:14 AM EDT
[#50]
Stained ego muffins.
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