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Link Posted: 12/26/2020 1:52:35 AM EDT
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College educated fetus.

Sexually active fetus.

Gunsmoke covered Festus fetus.

Fetus fetish.

Festival of fetal faced facets.

Baby traps. Wait.  Featuresed babby whuts?
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 2:09:17 AM EDT
[#2]
Ant trail DWI death markers
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 2:09:53 AM EDT
[#3]
Sandy mangina? Splodin' AT&T is one remedy. Hello? Hello? Sand subsides.
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 2:10:30 AM EDT
[#4]
Acid corn and population center abatement fixtures.
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 2:15:45 AM EDT
[#5]
Amazed at the cement mixers steady rotating beat, and it's more inspiring sexy feet.
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 2:16:42 AM EDT
[#6]
Ambulance repairman charging insane medical prices.
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 7:50:45 PM EDT
[#7]
The birthday boy is fixin' to drank to stuporland...before immediately.
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 7:51:49 PM EDT
[#8]
Codgehogging isn't conducive to using the rotozip for sex play.
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 7:52:53 PM EDT
[#9]
The funny little gummy bear made the realism subside.
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 7:59:09 PM EDT
[#10]
toot soaked julio thongs
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 8:07:34 PM EDT
[#11]
Beer crusted salmon hairs
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 8:11:28 PM EDT
[#12]
Mia Tuk wolf dancer
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 8:27:14 PM EDT
[#13]
liquidized golden nuggets in the porcelain pouch
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 8:30:57 PM EDT
[#14]
Drinking yourself to orgasm.
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 8:40:18 PM EDT
[#15]
Chyna lice drinking themselves to the withered bamboo
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 8:57:38 PM EDT
[#16]
Somalian dentist convention
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 9:02:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Midnight sock rambler
Link Posted: 12/26/2020 9:06:03 PM EDT
[#18]
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Midnight sock rapist.
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Fify
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 12:23:42 AM EDT
[#19]
Sky screaming buffalo maggots.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 12:24:17 AM EDT
[#20]
Pretty pipernels all out of line.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 12:25:10 AM EDT
[#21]
Slowly nodding at the glass parakeets in your sister's mouth.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 12:25:14 AM EDT
[#22]
Moss covered duck egg elevator.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 12:26:22 AM EDT
[#23]
Turd encrusted hyena collection
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 12:26:59 AM EDT
[#24]
Carrying the children's past participles and wounding drums.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 12:29:25 AM EDT
[#25]
Staging your sandals for the minefield relays.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 12:29:44 AM EDT
[#26]
Cashmere ocelot brains with gelatin thickened elbow sausage.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 12:31:10 AM EDT
[#27]
ScagDriver's environmentally safe tongue wax.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 12:52:48 AM EDT
[#28]
Binge watching cauliflower.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 12:57:49 AM EDT
[#29]
Chewing Bull Durham in the toenail pack.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 1:00:30 AM EDT
[#30]
Cheating life in a game of death.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 1:03:27 AM EDT
[#31]
Naming your first puppy Earth Penis, after your great grandmother.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 3:34:05 PM EDT
[#32]
Denying your antelope ancestry.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 3:36:36 PM EDT
[#33]
You're a douche canoe and your son is a douche kayak.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 3:38:41 PM EDT
[#34]
Growling at passing tar pits.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 4:11:33 PM EDT
[#35]
Inevitably, Noah raped the miniature socks of the ventriloquist doll.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 4:13:44 PM EDT
[#36]
Popintip!!! Hellz to the yea
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 4:15:23 PM EDT
[#37]
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You invented that
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 4:18:15 PM EDT
[#38]
A tiny intestinal robot files the ends of my turds for a quality exit.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 4:20:04 PM EDT
[#39]
Fur traders on the river of lice drink wine and sharpen their teeth.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 4:22:08 PM EDT
[#40]
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You invented that
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You invented that



I was trying to drink myself to an orgasm, ended up posting scrabble letters on arfcom. Lol
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 4:29:52 PM EDT
[#41]
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I was trying to drink myself to an orgasm, ended up posting scrabble letters on arfcom. Lol
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Popintip!!! Hellz to the yea


You invented that



I was trying to drink myself to an orgasm, ended up posting scrabble letters on arfcom. Lol


Did you fall asleep with it in your hand?

Link Posted: 12/27/2020 4:33:41 PM EDT
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Did you fall asleep with it in your hand?

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Popintip!!! Hellz to the yea


You invented that



I was trying to drink myself to an orgasm, ended up posting scrabble letters on arfcom. Lol


Did you fall asleep with it in your hand?




Yea but I woke up when my dog brought me the jar of peanut butter.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 4:35:01 PM EDT
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Yea but I woke up when my dog brought me the jar of peanut butter.
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Popintip!!! Hellz to the yea


You invented that



I was trying to drink myself to an orgasm, ended up posting scrabble letters on arfcom. Lol


Did you fall asleep with it in your hand?




Yea but I woke up when my dog brought me the jar of peanut butter.


I was joking. I didn't really want you to answer.

 

 
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 4:40:23 PM EDT
[#44]
Facing the abyss in your guinea pig costume.
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 8:12:41 PM EDT
[#45]
System of a drunk
Link Posted: 12/27/2020 9:00:47 PM EDT
[#46]
Investing loads of lice into the sock market
Link Posted: 12/28/2020 6:51:03 AM EDT
[#47]
Burt Russell karatesized the cowlice gazer in the thong of julio.
Link Posted: 12/28/2020 2:42:06 PM EDT
[#48]
Link Posted: 12/28/2020 11:23:18 PM EDT
[#49]
Cat scratch fever blisters on her great white buffalo curtains
Link Posted: 12/29/2020 1:15:45 AM EDT
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I was joking. I didn't really want you to answer.

 

 
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Popintip!!! Hellz to the yea


You invented that



I was trying to drink myself to an orgasm, ended up posting scrabble letters on arfcom. Lol


Did you fall asleep with it in your hand?




Yea but I woke up when my dog brought me the jar of peanut butter.


I was joking. I didn't really want you to answer.

 

 



lol
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