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Link Posted: 3/22/2020 7:01:28 PM EDT
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Many store employees will set aside stuff in the back to purchase when their shift is over. It was supposedly a no no but was mostly over looked. Hence it will still be showing as in stock online until the employee pays for it.
Starter wife worked at Target and told me all secrets.
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Lol. I worked sporting goods at walmart during the Panic. You can imagine I got first dibs on any ammo coming through
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 7:11:05 PM EDT
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Lol. I worked sporting goods at walmart during the Panic. You can imagine I got first dibs on any ammo coming through
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Yeah, I don't really begrudge retail workers doing that. It's a soul sucking job that usually has crap benefits and pay with the added bonus of having to deal with the general public and all it's ills. If setting aside product in the stock room gives them a little happiness, so be it.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 7:36:52 PM EDT
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I see. You think we should have sympathy for a business that has deceptive or down right fraudulent advertising. Also it apparently should have no consequences.

The fact remains that people have and will continue to destroy stores that set them up like that. In a mass hysteria and panic situation the store should be extra careful not to promise to sell something that they don't have, not less careful or less within their due diligence.

But eventually it's a self solving problem in a free economy, shady business will just fail and others will prosper.
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Okay, good to know we have a psycho here.

I see. You think we should have sympathy for a business that has deceptive or down right fraudulent advertising. Also it apparently should have no consequences.

The fact remains that people have and will continue to destroy stores that set them up like that. In a mass hysteria and panic situation the store should be extra careful not to promise to sell something that they don't have, not less careful or less within their due diligence.

But eventually it's a self solving problem in a free economy, shady business will just fail and others will prosper.
You said something enormously loopy, Karen.  Own it.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 8:51:03 PM EDT
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Did you check if that Target also lied about having disinfecting wipes too?

I can kind of excuse a store with online inventory to be out of some regular demand product where their inventory shows one or two items remaining while they are actually out (because they were stolen and not inventoried since). Proper online vendors with brick and mortar stores even alert dumb shoppers for this risk by using some visual warning (such as yellow color etc.) or alternatively replace under 5 counts with a text such as “contact store to confirm availability”.

But this bullshit that they are listing panic buy items as being available and then fail to update their website regularly for actual availability of actual product, for that they deserve every irate customer tearing them a new one every time its happens. I wouldn't cry for someone even torching the whole place for that.

Sure the cashier probably doesn't manage the website, but I bet the manager could call someone and get that shit straightened out right away, if they really cared about customer service and not having people drive around and risk infection to chase phantom product listings. And this applies to any disruptions in demand or supply. If you have online inventory, keep it up to date or take it down.
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Meh.  I believe the kid.   Theses places don't have the staff to inventory everything and that's because corporate keeps payroll on a very tight leash.  The product could literally be anywhere in the store other than the correct place on the shelf.   Besides, nobody anywhere has disinfecting wipes and won't for quite some time unless you get lucky.

Is your wife''s name "Karen" by any chance?
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 8:51:23 PM EDT
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Okay, good to know we have a psycho here.
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My kids bugged us to go to Target because their website said they had a nintendo switch in stock.   Seeing as how we are going to kill them if we don't find something for them to do we figured we would buy it.    We get there and the entire section is cleaned out.  No nintendo, xbox, ps4, nothing.

"Excuse me, do you have any clorox disinfecting wipes?"  The poor kid she pinioned gives the expected answer:
"No, I'm sorry we are out".   Nice polite kid.  Karen speaks again, her voice more strident, more demanding this time.


Did you check if that Target also lied about having disinfecting wipes too?

I can kind of excuse a store with online inventory to be out of some regular demand product where their inventory shows one or two items remaining while they are actually out (because they were stolen and not inventoried since). Proper online vendors with brick and mortar stores even alert dumb shoppers for this risk by using some visual warning (such as yellow color etc.) or alternatively replace under 5 counts with a text such as "contact store to confirm availability".

But this bullshit that they are listing panic buy items as being available and then fail to update their website regularly for actual availability of actual product, for that they deserve every irate customer tearing them a new one every time its happens. I wouldn't cry for someone even torching the whole place for that.

Sure the cashier probably doesn't manage the website, but I bet the manager could call someone and get that shit straightened out right away, if they really cared about customer service and not having people drive around and risk infection to chase phantom product listings. And this applies to any disruptions in demand or supply. If you have online inventory, keep it up to date or take it down.
Okay, good to know we have a psycho here.


It's Karen's husband.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 8:54:56 PM EDT
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The Karens were bad, but not as bad as the EBT momma trying to scam extra stuff and swap tags, or the Western Union scammers.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 8:59:23 PM EDT
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This wholeheartedly why I believe a person should work retail for at least 6mo to a year at some point in their life.
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In high school / college I worked at a big box retail store and restaurant/bar.

They are experiences I am glad I have (for the lessons learned), but they are experiences I never want to repeat.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:00:34 PM EDT
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None shall top the fucks with "prescriptions" for 235 10/325 norco.  From the dentist btw
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:03:32 PM EDT
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Wait... Why do Karen’s believe the distance they have traveled has any effect on a sales associate’s ability to conjure objects that don’t exist?
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This particular Target is no farther than a 5 minute drive from Swarthmore borough, which is the snooty little upscale town surrounding the college.  You will never find a more pretentious hive of arrogance and entitlement.   There is no doubt in my mind, having dealt with people from there many times over the years, that Karen is a resident of Swarthmore.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:04:23 PM EDT
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I'd suggest a front kick to her front butt, followed by yanking on her fun bags then a foot sweep and finish with a tea bag.
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Interesting visual.  Thanks.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:09:24 PM EDT
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I visited Walmart on Thursday at about 7:30pm.  Karen was there.  She asked an associate for butter.  Associate replies they were all out.

"What do you mean you're out?  You have some in the back.  Just put some out.  Can't you find some?  Maybe a manager can help.."

Associate was all .

Karen couldn't believe there was no butter.  Half the shelves were empty of all kinds of weird stuff.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:13:22 PM EDT
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Did you check if that Target also lied about having disinfecting wipes too?

I can kind of excuse a store with online inventory to be out of some regular demand product where their inventory shows one or two items remaining while they are actually out (because they were stolen and not inventoried since). Proper online vendors with brick and mortar stores even alert dumb shoppers for this risk by using some visual warning (such as yellow color etc.) or alternatively replace under 5 counts with a text such as "contact store to confirm availability".

But this bullshit that they are listing panic buy items as being available and then fail to update their website regularly for actual availability of actual product, for that they deserve every irate customer tearing them a new one every time its happens. I wouldn't cry for someone even torching the whole place for that.

Sure the cashier probably doesn't manage the website, but I bet the manager could call someone and get that shit straightened out right away, if they really cared about customer service and not having people drive around and risk infection to chase phantom product listings. And this applies to any disruptions in demand or supply. If you have online inventory, keep it up to date or take it down.
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OK Karen.

Those disinfecting wipes, being a high demand item could be in other shopper's carts. The system wont be updated until they go through the check out line.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:17:22 PM EDT
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My wife ordered some stuff from target I had to pick up Friday, and then of course asked me to check for a few things in the grocery section while I’m there.



You couldn’t tell a difference from any other weekday in any other year. Nothing missing from the shelves - paper products, cleaning products, fresh groceries.
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Every single store in the area is out of the same stuff and has been for a week. Nobody has any hand sanitizer, rubbing alcohol, disinfectants or bleach whatsoever.  TP and paper towels are in short supply. Rice, beans and a many canned goods are low or out.  Most of the cold medicines are sold out.   Walk around any of the larger stores and there are empty shelves for all the same products.    There are three walmarts. two targets and at least a dozen of supermarkets  in a radius of less than 5 miles.  Even the dollar stores around here are all out or very low on these items.

The area is a densely populated 'burb of philly and apparently full of Karens who did not prepare.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:23:52 PM EDT
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I visited Walmart on Thursday at about 7:30pm.  Karen was there.  She asked an associate for butter.  Associate replies they were all out.

"What do you mean you're out?  You have some in the back.  Just put some out.  Can't you find some?  Maybe a manager can help.."

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Karen couldn't believe there was no butter.  Half the shelves were empty of all kinds of weird stuff.
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Some of the shit selling out is weird.   The local Lidl is completely out of all yogurt (and they have a lot of cooler space devoted to it) but has paper towels, TP and plenty of milk.  It reminds me of the "french toast" panic buying you get right before a snow storm but it's a different vibe.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:25:49 PM EDT
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I see. You think we should have sympathy for a business that has deceptive or down right fraudulent advertising. Also it apparently should have no consequences.

The fact remains that people have and will continue to destroy stores that set them up like that. In a mass hysteria and panic situation the store should be extra careful not to promise to sell something that they don't have, not less careful or less within their due diligence.

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Poor quality trolling.  I bet you aren't even from Finland and being a Finn was the only good thing you had going.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:32:24 PM EDT
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If we were under a socialist government, we would be doing this shit everyday and then some.

Vote democrat if you like shortages...
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I have some disinfecting wipes and Karen can suck my dick for them,but she will need to toss in a doughnut to seal the deal
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I know this reference!
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:35:34 PM EDT
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There's only one thing worse than a Karen, and that's a wife that wants you to Karen on her behalf.
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Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:41:23 PM EDT
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I ran into Karen at Publix on Saturday.

Publix started restricting the amount you could buy for certain items past the normal paper and cleaning products and started extending it to foods as well. For example, you could only buy 2 meat products, or one bulk can of oats, 2 cans of soup, 2 jars of spaghetti sauce, stuff like that.

Now luckily she was behind me in line so I didn't have to witness the whole encounter, but it started like this.

Karen has 4 cans of soup. Cashier says she can only buy 2. Karen informs cashier that she is only buying 2, 2 wild rice & 2 chicken noodle.  Cashier tries to explain it means 2 cans of soup no matter the flavor. Nope. "I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER! I'VE GOT 5 KIDS TO FEED!"
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A couple of months ago I had a Karen in front of me in line play the I want to speak to the manager. I interrupted her and told her the manager was Ray Charleston and I had his cell number and said he was most likely not in the office.

The I turned to the cashier and said I had forgotten an item and would be right back

I gave Karen MY cell number and took off. Of course she called it and from maybe 50 feet away I answered it on the 3rd ring.

"Ray Charleston," I answered.

After she was done with her spiel I asked her to turn her head to the left which she did.

"Good. Now we have your face on our facial recognition software. You are at register 4 and we have recorded the entire conversation you had with the cashier, who happens to be my aunt by the way. Pay for your stuff and leave. You have 5 minutes. If the  software picks your face up again I will have you arrested for trespassing."

She looked shocked, paid and fled like the devil was chasing her.

When I got back to the register the cashier looked at me and said, "The manager's name isn't Ray Charleston."

She rang up my stuff and when I paid her she looked at me wide eyed and said, "That was your cell phone you gave her, wasn't it?"

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You have the best stories, bro.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:42:36 PM EDT
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Isnt that the guy who shot the pope?


Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:44:10 PM EDT
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A couple of months ago I had a Karen in front of me in line play the I want to speak to the manager. I interrupted her and told her the manager was Ray Charleston and I had his cell number and said he was most likely not in the office.

The I turned to the cashier and said I had forgotten an item and would be right back

I gave Karen MY cell number and took off. Of course she called it and from maybe 50 feet away I answered it on the 3rd ring.

"Ray Charleston," I answered.

After she was done with her spiel I asked her to turn her head to the left which she did.

"Good. Now we have your face on our facial recognition software. You are at register 4 and we have recorded the entire conversation you had with the cashier, who happens to be my aunt by the way. Pay for your stuff and leave. You have 5 minutes. If the  software picks your face up again I will have you arrested for trespassing."

She looked shocked, paid and fled like the devil was chasing her.

When I got back to the register the cashier looked at me and said, "The manager's name isn't Ray Charleston."

She rang up my stuff and when I paid her she looked at me wide eyed and said, "That was your cell phone you gave her, wasn't it?"

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Link Posted: 3/22/2020 9:44:56 PM EDT
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She have any donuts?
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No, that's Ralph from the diner. He killed Philip Colbert and knocked up Delores Purdy.

He also likes to hide pies from Sam.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 10:11:24 PM EDT
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Remember these workers  are NOT allowed to speak up against these customers. These customers KNOW this...  WE customers can. I do and have NO ISSUE doing so. You treat a customer service clerk like shit, I am NOT gonna let that go,


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Agreed; I love post-Karen encounters at restaurants. I can tell wait staff is flustered and just say “hey—a beer for me, some sprite for the kids and go relax for 20min, well have our order ready when you’re back.” You can read the sigh of relief that “this will be an easy one”

I’ve worked retail and appreciate the heck out of people who do it. I dont mind tipping well when a server is attentive.

Treating people decently really isn’t that hard, and generally gets you what you want much easier than when you’re an asshoe
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Back when I worked retail people used to take advantage of that all the time.   After a while you just don't give a shit because it ain't your money.   What's that Karen?  You want to return a 5 year old beat to hell broken fax machine that your cats pissed on?   And you don't have the box or receipt?  Why certainly I'll give you full credit toward a new one!  Because that's how corporate wanted us to treat Karen.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 10:18:51 PM EDT
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Karen doesn't have donuts.  She has an unstoppable desire to see the manager.
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 10:30:23 PM EDT
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I have some disinfecting wipes and Karen can suck my dick for them,but she will need to toss in a doughnut to seal the deal
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I see what you did there..
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 10:44:23 PM EDT
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Yup. I called one out once and she told he she was going to have her husband take care of me. I daresay it was my best Academy Award performance.

Yo, bitch! I just got outta the fuckin' joint after 26 big ones and I'd just as soon go back inside 'cuz I don't get no respect here like I did inside. Bring him on an I'll make a widow women outta you so fast it'll feel like a kick inna cunt. Fuckin' parole officer wants me onna outside. Says I'm fuckin' Re ab ilitated. Inna pig's ass!"

Her husband turned white and yanked her out of that line one of her shoes came off.

Then I whispered to the clerk, "You DO know I'm an ordained minister and I am practicing for the theater group I am in. I play an ex-con," and winked at her.

She about died trying not to bust up laughing and tip my hand.

It's rarely that colorful. I often DO speak up, though when people pick on the peons
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I like you
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 11:27:49 PM EDT
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Lol. I worked sporting goods at walmart during the Panic. You can imagine I got first dibs on any ammo coming through
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Many store employees will set aside stuff in the back to purchase when their shift is over. It was supposedly a no no but was mostly over looked. Hence it will still be showing as in stock online until the employee pays for it.
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Lol. I worked sporting goods at walmart during the Panic. You can imagine I got first dibs on any ammo coming through

I worked at Toys R US when I was in college, and when the hot toys came in on the trucks, at first employees would buy them and flip them, but the managers would meet the trucks and get said hot toys and lock them in a cage
Link Posted: 3/22/2020 11:46:50 PM EDT
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Butcher in a retail store here.
I see it daily.
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Had a ghetto Karen type scream about hamburger friday. I was browsing the meat case for some salmon for my elderly boston. This lady started to argue with the poor kids working the meat counter and eventually felt the need to scream "Bitch you best grind me up one dem pieces of meat in that case" while pointing at some nice porterhouse's. He simply said "No, thats not hamburger meat. The meat that hamburger comes from different cows". The lady began screaming jibberish,  called everyone near the meat counter racists mutha fuckas and asked for their bitch ass manager
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Had a ghetto Karen type scream about hamburger friday. I was browsing the meat case for some salmon for my elderly boston. This lady started to argue with the poor kids working the meat counter and eventually felt the need to scream "Bitch you best grind me up one dem pieces of meat in that case" while pointing at some nice porterhouse's. He simply said "No, thats not hamburger meat. The meat that hamburger comes from different cows". The lady began screaming jibberish,  called everyone near the meat counter racists mutha fuckas and asked for their bitch ass manager
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Had a black woman tell me I was racist because I wouldn’t accept her printed out temporary ID. I said I could if she had her old clipped ID so I could compare. She said that they took it (which they shouldn’t have) and then said it was because she was black. She calls over our black bookkeeper and she gets told the same thing. Then she asked to talk to a manager and got told the same thing.

I denied the sale of alcohol and she left angry.

These Karen’s are almost just looking to be offended or to be a victim somehow.
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Sounds like the lady that walked up while I was waiting in line to get into Walmart yesterday. She announces to the guy manning the door and everyone within earshot, “I’m not standing in this line! These people should all be 6 feet apart according to the CDC!”
The guy said, “In that case you can stand 6 feet behind the last person in line.”
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I would have loved to see that filmed and uploaded.
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My kids bugged us to go to Target because their website said they had a nintendo switch in stock.   Seeing as how we are going to kill them if we don't find something for them to do we figured we would buy it.    We get there and the entire section is cleaned out.  No nintendo, xbox, ps4, nothing.  Looks like we aren't the only ones!

Oh well,  we can always make more kids if we have to kill the ones we have.  Since we are here, let's see if they are still cleaned out of the usual stuff and of course they are.  No rice, beans, cold medicine, hand sanitizer, bleach, disinfectant. etc..  Same story as everywhere else.

Then I hear Karen.  She is talking to/at an employee in what starts out as a firm, controlled but civil voice.  She looks to be about her late 40's/early 50's with dyed blond hair which was surprisingly NOT done in the typical Karen haircut but in a longer style.  Karenoflage?

"Excuse me, do you have any clorox disinfecting wipes?"  The poor kid she pinioned gives the expected answer:
"No, I'm sorry we are out".   Nice polite kid.  Karen speaks again, her voice more strident, more demanding this time.

"I just looked online and it SAID you HAD some!!"  Still pretending to be polite but her tone says "you better change your tune or there will be hell to pay".

"No maam we are all out"

"Well can you go check in the back PLEASE!?!?!"   She managed to make "please" sound like "or else".  Clearly, Karen had experience in these matters.

"Sorry maam but all our stock is out.  Whatever we have is on the shelf".  You can tell the kid knows what's coming.  He's met Karen before.

Karen's demeanor changes.  She squares off to the poor kid,  points a finger at his face and says in a louder voice.

"I drove all the way out here (probably 5 minutes worth of driving around here) and now you're telling me you don't have any?!  This is ridiculous!  I need to speak to a manager! "

You could practically hear the poor kid rolling his eyes because Karen seems to think the manager can pull a can of disinfecting wipes out of his ass.  Mind you this is at 1pm, the store has been open for hours and anything they had this morning is long gone.  The entire world knows this, except for Karen.   In Karen's world, shortages happen to other people.  Karen gets what she wants, when she wants it, epidemics be damned.

I would not have believed it if it hadn't happened right in front of me.  Karen is real, she is out there and SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER.

If you encounter Karen in the wild, give Karen wide berth and leave the area.  Or she WILL speak to your manager.

Anybody else run into Karen today?

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I have no problem calling out Karen for the cunt she is, Karen has no power over me, and I will likely make her cry.

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A couple of months ago I had a Karen in front of me in line play the I want to speak to the manager. I interrupted her and told her the manager was Ray Charleston and I had his cell number and said he was most likely not in the office.

The I turned to the cashier and said I had forgotten an item and would be right back

I gave Karen MY cell number and took off. Of course she called it and from maybe 50 feet away I answered it on the 3rd ring.

"Ray Charleston," I answered.

After she was done with her spiel I asked her to turn her head to the left which she did.

"Good. Now we have your face on our facial recognition software. You are at register 4 and we have recorded the entire conversation you had with the cashier, who happens to be my aunt by the way. Pay for your stuff and leave. You have 5 minutes. If the  software picks your face up again I will have you arrested for trespassing."

She looked shocked, paid and fled like the devil was chasing her.

When I got back to the register the cashier looked at me and said, "The manager's name isn't Ray Charleston."

She rang up my stuff and when I paid her she looked at me wide eyed and said, "That was your cell phone you gave her, wasn't it?"

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you sir will always be my hero @piccolo , no homo.
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I ran into Karen at Publix on Saturday.

Publix started restricting the amount you could buy for certain items past the normal paper and cleaning products and started extending it to foods as well. For example, you could only buy 2 meat products, or one bulk can of oats, 2 cans of soup, 2 jars of spaghetti sauce, stuff like that.

Now luckily she was behind me in line so I didn't have to witness the whole encounter, but it started like this.

Karen has 4 cans of soup. Cashier says she can only buy 2. Karen informs cashier that she is only buying 2, 2 wild rice & 2 chicken noodle.  Cashier tries to explain it means 2 cans of soup no matter the flavor. Nope. "I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER! I'VE GOT 5 KIDS TO FEED!"
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In situations like this I find the line "now listen here motherfucker" modified to "listen here you stupid cunt"  seems to gain the largest response possible.
Link Posted: 3/23/2020 1:44:45 AM EDT
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Remember these workers  are NOT allowed to speak up against these customers. These customers KNOW this...  WE customers can. I do and have NO ISSUE doing so. You treat a customer service clerk like shit, I am NOT gonna let that go,


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one of the few things that brings true joy to my life anymore.  
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My kids bugged us to go to Target because their website said they had a nintendo switch in stock.   Seeing as how we are going to kill them if we don't find something for them to do we figured we would buy it.    We get there and the entire section is cleaned out.  No nintendo, xbox, ps4, nothing.  Looks like we aren't the only ones!

Oh well,  we can always make more kids if we have to kill the ones we have.  Since we are here, let's see if they are still cleaned out of the usual stuff and of course they are.  No rice, beans, cold medicine, hand sanitizer, bleach, disinfectant. etc..  Same story as everywhere else.

Then I hear Karen.  She is talking to/at an employee in what starts out as a firm, controlled but civil voice.  She looks to be about her late 40's/early 50's with dyed blond hair which was surprisingly NOT done in the typical Karen haircut but in a longer style.  Karenoflage?

"Excuse me, do you have any clorox disinfecting wipes?"  The poor kid she pinioned gives the expected answer:
"No, I'm sorry we are out".   Nice polite kid.  Karen speaks again, her voice more strident, more demanding this time.

"I just looked online and it SAID you HAD some!!"  Still pretending to be polite but her tone says "you better change your tune or there will be hell to pay".

"No maam we are all out"

"Well can you go check in the back PLEASE!?!?!"   She managed to make "please" sound like "or else".  Clearly, Karen had experience in these matters.

"Sorry maam but all our stock is out.  Whatever we have is on the shelf".  You can tell the kid knows what's coming.  He's met Karen before.

Karen's demeanor changes.  She squares off to the poor kid,  points a finger at his face and says in a louder voice.

"I drove all the way out here (probably 5 minutes worth of driving around here) and now you're telling me you don't have any?!  This is ridiculous!  I need to speak to a manager! "

You could practically hear the poor kid rolling his eyes because Karen seems to think the manager can pull a can of disinfecting wipes out of his ass.  Mind you this is at 1pm, the store has been open for hours and anything they had this morning is long gone.  The entire world knows this, except for Karen.   In Karen's world, shortages happen to other people.  Karen gets what she wants, when she wants it, epidemics be damned.

I would not have believed it if it hadn't happened right in front of me.  Karen is real, she is out there and SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER.

If you encounter Karen in the wild, give Karen wide berth and leave the area.  Or she WILL speak to your manager.

Anybody else run into Karen today?

File photo of Karen for field identification purposes.  Actual hairstyle may vary:

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I think the best part of my retail job days was that I was a manger. Out store was small and seasonal so I regularly worked the register, stocked etc. etc. Was always fun when the attitude came out and I said I was the manger.
Link Posted: 3/23/2020 2:25:54 AM EDT
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LOL true but we have ways around that.

Want to treat me or a co worker like shit, easy, my give a fuck leaves ad you get the minimal customer service I can give, esp when it comes to searching the entire store for the whatever it is you are demanding. You also get a have a nice day, esp when you are twisting off about something I have zero control over.

Had a karen twist off a few weeks ago about a item, after several people including my self telling her that what she saw is what we were shipped and nothing more she blew a gasket.
Twisted off on me, a cashier and a customer and anyone else in ear shot.
The customer walked by me and said damn shes a fucking cunt, I said I know.
After she twisted off on me again, I said ok we are done, have a nice day, she spun around and jumped in my face cussing me out, demanding my name, which is clearly worn for the world to see.
instead of stepping off, I  stepped up to her nose to nose, pointed to my name and said it, then spelled it for her, LOL her eyes got huge and I swear steam was rolling out her head. I then said now if you dont need any further assistance from me, then we are done have a nice day. she stormed off cussing.

She did complain to the store manager, one of the assistant managers walked by and she was in the SMs face yelling my name and spelling it out, he said it was all he could do to not laugh.

She left, after the SM gave her a bunch of free shit, I was told I was not in trouble, since she does this all the time to others, but I did not help matters when I told her to have a nice day when I knew she was not going to. I laughed and walked off.


Karens don't get me upset, they don't set my mood, I do, to hell with them, sometimes it gives me great pleasure to tell them NO means NO. LOL.
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Link Posted: 3/23/2020 2:42:16 AM EDT
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12 years in retail and the worst of the American consumer was the Middle aged white female.
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In WY?
Link Posted: 3/23/2020 2:48:13 AM EDT
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Did you check if that Target also lied about having disinfecting wipes too?

I can kind of excuse a store with online inventory to be out of some regular demand product where their inventory shows one or two items remaining while they are actually out (because they were stolen and not inventoried since). Proper online vendors with brick and mortar stores even alert dumb shoppers for this risk by using some visual warning (such as yellow color etc.) or alternatively replace under 5 counts with a text such as “contact store to confirm availability”.

But this bullshit that they are listing panic buy items as being available and then fail to update their website regularly for actual availability of actual product, for that they deserve every irate customer tearing them a new one every time its happens. I wouldn't cry for someone even torching the whole place for that.

Sure the cashier probably doesn't manage the website, but I bet the manager could call someone and get that shit straightened out right away, if they really cared about customer service and not having people drive around and risk infection to chase phantom product listings. And this applies to any disruptions in demand or supply. If you have online inventory, keep it up to date or take it down.
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Calm down, dude. Nobody stole your stapler.
Link Posted: 3/23/2020 3:00:39 AM EDT
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As a customer.. this is also the perfect time to assert your dominance on Karen with some snarky humorous remark or comment.. or a simple "I was here earlier, they did have some, but it was gone in minutes"  Save the kid.. he will become your personal retail servant for that trip.


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I like to say extremely hilarious and inappropriate things, because what the hell.

In the OP's story a perfect intervention would be to politely interject and tell the young man "Son, I hope you really understand this lady needs Clorox wipes. Regular douche products are just woefully insufficient for her needs."
Link Posted: 3/23/2020 3:36:23 AM EDT
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As a customer.. this is also the perfect time to assert your dominance on Karen with some snarky humorous remark or comment.. or a simple "I was here earlier, they did have some, but it was gone in minutes"  Save the kid.. he will become your personal retail servant for that trip.


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This...

As someone who used to work retail, I take pride in helping out the employee and being a dick to Karen. Whatever I can think of at the time that is rude, obnoxious and equally as petty as Karen is acting I'll just say it for the employee... Fuck Karen...
Link Posted: 3/23/2020 3:52:57 AM EDT
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Sure the cashier probably doesn't manage the website, but I bet the manager could call someone and get that shit straightened out right away, if they really cared about customer service and not having people drive around and risk infection to chase phantom product listings. And this applies to any disruptions in demand or supply. If you have online inventory, keep it up to date or take it down.
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My second least favorite customer, the guy who wanted to tell me how to fix an issue that happened three levels over my head and 4 states away....

Yes a simple phone call is all it would take to fix an AS-400, website interaction issue, why didn't anyone ever think of that...
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