For those that haven't seen it: Wait for Red Box.
Very lazy movie. Looks like Luca's style rubbed off on Spielberg.
Color looked off the entire movie and felt like a constant blue or gray filtered haze, not in an outdoor environment. CGI was as bad as it was during the trailer. A CGI helicopter landing? Really guys? You couldn't rent a helicopter to land on a pad? The one prop actually use, the brontosaurus, looked like it wasn't painted or finished. Animal behavior was weird - I know this is a movie about dinosaurs, I'm letting my sense of story telling go on a long leash, but when it goes over board from science fiction into magic animals, that's fantasy and disconnecting.
Product placement wasn't over the top like others reported. Lots of Mercedes and a few Beats plugs. Kind of funny how they poked fun of it during the movie.
I didn't understand all the crying. You're the important CEO running Jurassic World, but you're having your aid take care of the kids? CRY CRY CRY. Mom and Dad getting a divorce while on a tram ride - CRY. WTF?
Went in with low expectations and they were met.
The real winner was Margaritaville guy. 10/10 for his efforts.