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I can't keep up. Has the op actually scored any pussy? Yup No pictures have been posted for proof, but rumor has it that the OP got his dick wet just before the shatening. |
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I really got nothing exciting to report
Hungout with redhead and Russian this weekend. Redheads family had some neighborhood chili event. It had beans. Pretty cool time. Met some more of redheads friends Goddamn does redhead have some attractive friends coming out of the wood works. Suppose to have something going on with navy sometime this week though |
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Om f****** G what I would give to be in college again. Nothing but sex, parties, and hangovers. Damn it I sure miss it. Best 11 years of my life. I got sent home after five years. If I could have stayed eleven................ |
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Om f****** G what I would give to be in college again. Nothing but sex, parties, and hangovers. Damn it I sure miss it. Best 11 years of my life. I got sent home after five years. If I could have stayed eleven................ Well, I got 4 degrees out of it so it wasn't a total waste My college was 5 guys to every 1 girl, and was in the middle of nowhere (10 minutes to the nearest town, town is 500 people). |
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I finally read this full thread and it was well worth the time. Thank you OP for starting this up and XCRMonger for the artwork. This thread has made this insomniac laugh a lot...good stuff.
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So I took out navy last night.
Went to a nice restaurant and then saw that new paranormal activity bullshit movie. Went really well. Had a good time, but man shes different. Few key points that stuck out last night. So at the restaurant she talked about past relationships which I found odd. But whatever. Apparently she was seeing someone earlier this year and drifted apart because they were bad in the sack. But then also went on to explain how she doesn't like guys who seem to be after sex with her, but sex is a important thing to her . So right on I suppose. Then we got on the subject of taxes and she brought up her kid once more. She was like yeah I love tax time, I have a 6 year old and it(I shit you not she said "it") makes me get a nice tax deduction.... Never had a chick explain that as the biggest benefit of having a kid before. When I was dropping her off she said she might have to take her kid trick or treating this weekend, but maybe after of if she ends up not taking him she would let me know so we can do something this weekend. Odd fucking duck for sure. Should I stick it in crazy? |
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Absolutely! DO NOT use protection. If you get a kid out of the deal, then that is what happens. She sounds like a great mother. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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...Odd fucking duck for sure. Should I stick it in crazy? Absolutely! DO NOT use protection. If you get a kid out of the deal, then that is what happens. She sounds like a great mother. Ill just blow all up in her. Sounds like a good time and a good plan. |
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So I took out navy last night. Went to a nice restaurant and then saw that new paranormal activity bullshit movie. Went really well. Had a good time, but man shes different. Few key points that stuck out last night. So at the restaurant she talked about past relationships which I found odd. But whatever. Apparently she was seeing someone earlier this year and drifted apart because they were bad in the sack. But then also went on to explain how she doesn't like guys who seem to be after sex with her, but sex is a important thing to her . So right on I suppose. She wants to make the call of when the boots get knocked...Power and Control Issue Then we got on the subject of taxes and she brought up her kid once more. She was like yeah I love tax time, I have a 6 year old and it(I shit you not she said "it") makes me get a nice tax deduction.... Never had a chick explain that as the biggest benefit of having a kid before. Sounds like she likes bareback, and wasnt planning the little bundle of Revenue When I was dropping her off she said she might have to take her kid trick or treating this weekend, but maybe after of if she ends up not taking him she would let me know so we can do something this weekend. Wow... Odd fucking duck for sure. Should I stick it in crazy? View Quote Fo, fo hard, and Fo Well, but wrap your willy |
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If you want a $6000 tax deduction and 18 year of child support, then by all means, go bare-backin.
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...Odd fucking duck for sure. Should I stick it in crazy? Absolutely! DO NOT use protection. If you get a kid out of the deal, then that is what happens. She sounds like a great mother. Ill just blow all up in her. Sounds like a good time and a good plan. Don't feed her before midnight this time.... |
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Im gunna put this ball further into play and see if she wants to come over and watch a movie this weekend. Movie and chill?
Apparently shes leaving Sunday for a few days for some familiarization thing with the navy before she gets deployed in the next month or so. |
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Im gunna put this ball further into play and see if she wants to come over and watch a movie this weekend. Movie and chill? Apparently shes leaving Sunday for a few days for some familiarization thing with the navy before she gets deployed in the next month or so. View Quote better get on it before the REST of the Navy fucks her. |
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Im gunna put this ball further into play and see if she wants to come over and watch a movie this weekend. Movie and chill? Apparently shes leaving Sunday for a few days for some familiarization thing with the navy before she gets deployed in the next month or so. better get on it before the REST of the Navy fucks her. Shes been in 5 years..... My dad always said "you cant hurt it, you can try, but it always snaps right back" Id want her passed around the ship if I were in the navy |
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Im gunna put this ball further into play and see if she wants to come over and watch a movie this weekend. Movie and chill? Apparently shes leaving Sunday for a few days for some familiarization thing with the navy before she gets deployed in the next month or so. View Quote raw dog it man! it sounds like she wasn't referring to the kid as "it," but the situation of having one as the "it" that made her get a tax credit. that said, it's halloween and every other mom i know is all about taking the little motherfuckers out trick or treating and she sounds much less than enthused. mother of the year, she ain't. |
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So I took out navy last night. Went to a nice restaurant and then saw that new paranormal activity bullshit movie. Went really well. Had a good time, but man shes different. Few key points that stuck out last night. So at the restaurant she talked about past relationships which I found odd. But whatever. Apparently she was seeing someone earlier this year and drifted apart because they were bad in the sack. But then also went on to explain how she doesn't like guys who seem to be after sex with her, but sex is a important thing to her . So right on I suppose. Then we got on the subject of taxes and she brought up her kid once more. She was like yeah I love tax time, I have a 6 year old and it(I shit you not she said "it") makes me get a nice tax deduction.... Never had a chick explain that as the biggest benefit of having a kid before. When I was dropping her off she said she might have to take her kid trick or treating this weekend, but maybe after of if she ends up not taking him she would let me know so we can do something this weekend. Odd fucking duck for sure. Should I stick it in crazy? View Quote See my earlier advice on sticking it in crazy, it hasn't changed. |
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...Odd fucking duck for sure. Should I stick it in crazy? Absolutely! DO NOT use protection. If you get a kid out of the deal, then that is what happens. She sounds like a great mother. Ill just blow all up in her. Sounds like a good time and a good plan. Think of all those sweet tax deductions |
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Oh for fuck's sake... This is worse than a safe thread... At least in those, the OP got to see and touch the box.
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So I took out navy last night. Went to a nice restaurant and then saw that new paranormal activity bullshit movie. Went really well. Had a good time, but man shes different. Few key points that stuck out last night. So at the restaurant she talked about past relationships which I found odd. But whatever. Apparently she was seeing someone earlier this year and drifted apart because they were bad in the sack. But then also went on to explain how she doesn't like guys who seem to be after sex with her, but sex is a important thing to her . So right on I suppose. Then we got on the subject of taxes and she brought up her kid once more. She was like yeah I love tax time, I have a 6 year old and it(I shit you not she said "it") makes me get a nice tax deduction.... Never had a chick explain that as the biggest benefit of having a kid before. When I was dropping her off she said she might have to take her kid trick or treating this weekend, but maybe after of if she ends up not taking him she would let me know so we can do something this weekend. Odd fucking duck for sure. Should I stick it in crazy? View Quote What the hell you asking us for? You know you're gonna do it anyway. |
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So I took out navy last night. Went to a nice restaurant and then saw that new paranormal activity bullshit movie. Went really well. Had a good time, but man shes different. Few key points that stuck out last night. So at the restaurant she talked about past relationships which I found odd. But whatever. Apparently she was seeing someone earlier this year and drifted apart because they were bad in the sack. But then also went on to explain how she doesn't like guys who seem to be after sex with her, but sex is a important thing to her . So right on I suppose. Then we got on the subject of taxes and she brought up her kid once more. She was like yeah I love tax time, I have a 6 year old and it(I shit you not she said "it") makes me get a nice tax deduction.... Never had a chick explain that as the biggest benefit of having a kid before. When I was dropping her off she said she might have to take her kid trick or treating this weekend, but maybe after of if she ends up not taking him she would let me know so we can do something this weekend. Odd fucking duck for sure. Should I stick it in crazy? Not only that but give her a dirty sanchez and a donkey punch after getting a rusty trombone. It'll let her know that she means a lot to you. Nothing says "I love you" like feces. |
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As the leaves fall, the velvet sheds and the doe enters estrus.... Our buck curls his lips to the winds... For his goal is no longer food or kinship but of legacy.... On the horizon of this fruited field another champion arrives to challenge our buck and his quest for legacy... Will Ryan sow the field or shall it's fertile ground be plowed by our alpha of the herd? View Quote And on the next episode of Days of our Deer. |
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I've got a problem with Navy. Calling her son "it", then saying she might take him trick or treating. She might be hot, but a mom that doesn't care about her own son is a pathetic human being. Since you have other options and aren't desperate, leave her alone.
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I married a crazy navy chick. Crazy, but mostly in a good way. And I don't think she's as crazy as most seem to be.
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Either the OP is trolling us all or is just abysmal at closing the deal. Either way, this thread is a major disappointment.
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I've got a problem with Navy. Calling her son "it", then saying she might take him trick or treating. She might be hot, but a mom that doesn't care about her own son is a pathetic human being. Since you have other options and aren't desperate, leave her alone. View Quote Yea, honestly she sounds like a piece of shit . Shell prob poke holes in your condom to acquire more "tax deductions" and drive by your house late at night. I say hit and quit it but don't put much effort into getting the pussy. |
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Yea, honestly she sounds like a piece of shit . Shell prob poke holes in your condom to acquire more "tax deductions" and drive by your house late at night. I say hit and quit it but don't put much effort into getting the pussy. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I've got a problem with Navy. Calling her son "it", then saying she might take him trick or treating. She might be hot, but a mom that doesn't care about her own son is a pathetic human being. Since you have other options and aren't desperate, leave her alone. Yea, honestly she sounds like a piece of shit . Shell prob poke holes in your condom to acquire more "tax deductions" and drive by your house late at night. I say hit and quit it but don't put much effort into getting the pussy. And the Unicorn has spoken! Good advice from the pretty redhead! |
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Im gunna put this ball further into play and see if she wants to come over and watch a movie this weekend. Movie and chill? Apparently she's leaving Sunday for a few days for some familiarization thing with the navy before she gets deployed in the next month or so. I read that as "movie and CHILI". Oh god, no. Hahaa I did too! Chase, feed her copious amount of chili with beans and top her off with some good dark beer. Then my friend, stick it in her ass because if she's as crazy as you make her sound, her ass and her mouth are the only holes my dick would be going in. Plus I want to see if you get shit on again! |
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Hit me up if you want to shoot this weekend. If navy wants to go I'll bring my sidekick.
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Hit me up if you want to shoot this weekend. If navy wants to go I'll bring my sidekick. Ill ask her, is it gunna rain tomorrow? Why you care about rain? It has already been established you roll around in the mud. |
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Hit me up if you want to shoot this weekend. If navy wants to go I'll bring my sidekick. Ill ask her, is it gunna rain tomorrow? Why you care about rain? It has already been established you roll around in the mud. You guys kill me |
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