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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:30:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: an emergency room veteran posted a diagram of a expedient device fashioned by using the biggest plunger syringe you can find, attach a length of surgical tube to the end, then take a baby nose/ear suction bulb and cut the bulb end off at the middle/equator and discard the round end. Keep the nozzle end and insert it into the end of the surgical tube, opposite end from the syringe making an open end rubber funnel. Secure connections with a few wraps of appropriate adhesive tape coat with appropriate lube, insert the suction bulb, and draw suction by pulling out the plunger of the syringe Apparently it can 'retrieve' lots of things from tight places, ping pong balls, shot glasses, etc this post ought to get a tack   Attached File |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:30:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The reality is exactly opposite that...and it messes up more men than you might imagine. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The more you realize you have a tiny weener and the average size isn't what they say it is. The reality is exactly opposite that...and it messes up more men than you might imagine. The way it hurts self-esteem is fucked up. Some dude might think 7" is small. When really it's just way above average. I can't imagine how the 4 incher crew feels. Honestly what's bad about being like super huge. You'll never know the pleasure of going balls deep, or getting deep throated. Like dude that has to really suck. Sure some women might want to try it once but then not have it done again. Or they might be put off by an entirely. There's a phrase getting thrown around called the Goldicock, aka just right. TL DR Porn can ruin a dudes self-image no matter how big you are |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:32:26 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Get a Playboy subscription. You are suffering from an affliction known as porn creep and you need to hit the reset button. 100% right. Porn is awesome, until it’s not. It’s a problem today the more I look into it. A very close friend to me admitted he’s hooked on it and it’s effected his ability to feel pleasure in real life. I’m making an honest attempt to quit the shit totally. 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:34:27 PM EDT
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Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. - I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..." I worked in the hotel business, there were things that I will never unsee. One bed literally full of shit, the sheets, pillows everything covered in shit and a huge shit covered dildo left in the tangled up sheets. Housekeeping had to bag everything and throw it away, the bed was unsalvageable too. The couple that stayed in that room always smelled like shit too, we figured it was their fetish. 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:41:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently there's like a fetish where a chick fucks a stick shift of a car I've seen that in real life. It was a 2003 Dodge 2500. Good truck, should have kept it. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:41:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Seen most of the hilariously "talented" types that the hub has to offer. Yet never tried to do any butt stuff in bed with the exgf. Could be her little 95 pound korean body was perfect enough for me as is. Also helped that she was mostly a Victoria's Secret shopper which played to my initial source for perversion as I grew up. Smuggling away Victorias Secret catalogs as an early teen was the building blocks of a lingerie appreciation/fetish. Having the ex leave most of that on rather than rip it off... So reflecting on that... It is the future that will be all kinds of rank debauchery. Just think, if the kids of today are cutting their teeth on weird web camming prolapse queens that also stick pumps on their vaginas to make them freakishly large. It has been coming a long time and we are just now getting to where we will see the real results of the porn information age. There are already young men in their teens and early 20s who have erectile disfunction due to having a total porn addiction for over a decade, watching ever increasing levels of sickness just to getvan erection. And news flash plenty of women won't put up with that bullshit. They don't want a man that has to watch incest anal porn just to get an erection to be with a real woman. And normal women won't put up with the sick shit done on porn videos, and yet these means brains are so hooked on the dopaminefeedback loop they can't get or keep an erection any other way. It's very disturbing. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:44:17 PM EDT
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Prolapse porn
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:46:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 100% right. Porn is awesome, until it’s not. It’s a problem today the more I look into it. A very close friend to me admitted he’s hooked on it and it’s effected his ability to feel pleasure in real life. I’m making an honest attempt to quit the shit totally. 10% of 12 year old boys watch 8 hours a day of porn. I'm not talking playboy magazines. But hardcore videos, 8 hours a day. By the time they are in their 20's they can't even get an erection with a woman. Its crazy. One of the tests for porn addiction is to be able to orgasm without viewing porn Inability to orgasm without viewing porn is a danger signal. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 1:52:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I see plenty of mid 20’-30 something males in counseling with sexual displeasure concerns and inability to form reciprocal relationships with women who overpower a man’s masculinity with mind games that minimize their role in society and in the bed. VERY WELL SAID ! Fuck all that....you gotta know what you are before you can play your role. And fuck a biznitch who tries....better to be left for some other dumbass. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:04:27 PM EDT
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You know you watch too much porn, when you get tennis elbow and carpel tunnel, at the same time!
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:06:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I worked in the hotel business, there were things that I will never unsee. One bed literally full of shit, the sheets, pillows everything covered in shit and a huge shit covered dildo left in the tangled up sheets. Housekeeping had to bag everything and throw it away, the bed was unsalvageable too. The couple that stayed in that room always smelled like shit too, we figured it was their fetish.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:07:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ya know what the one thing is in a hotel the maids do not change? The bed spread. And where do you think guessing of course 80% of the people have sex on when they get to the room? It's not under the bed spread. It’s just helping to build a healthy immune system, that’s all, like a kid eating dirt. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:08:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 10% of 12 year old boys watch 8 hours a day of porn. I'm not talking playboy magazines. But hardcore videos, 8 hours a day. By the time they are in their 20's they can't even get an erection with a woman. Its crazy. One of the tests for porn addiction is to be able to orgasm without viewing porn Inability to orgasm without viewing porn is a danger signal. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:10:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The way it hurts self-esteem is fucked up. Some dude might think 7" is small. When really it's just way above average. I can't imagine how the 4 incher crew feels. Honestly what's bad about being like super huge. You'll never know the pleasure of going balls deep, or getting deep throated. Like dude that has to really suck. Sure some women might want to try it once but then not have it done again. Or they might be put off by an entirely. There's a phrase getting thrown around called the Goldicock, aka just right. TL DR Porn can ruin a dudes self-image no matter how big you are |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:11:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Only look in the clothes dryer from the outside.  STEP SISTER |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:12:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's an unequal representation of large penises Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The more you realize you have a tiny weener and the average size isn't what they say it is. God I hope so.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:13:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What really shocks me is the amount of people here who are shocked at the depravity of their fellow human being. People have always been deviants, there are just more people with a platform to share said deviant behavior. Not saying that porn doesn't give people ideas they might not have considered before. Not much shocks me these days. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:15:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The way it hurts self-esteem is fucked up. Some dude might think 7" is small. When really it's just way above average. I can't imagine how the 4 incher crew feels. Honestly what's bad about being like super huge. You'll never know the pleasure of going balls deep, or getting deep throated. Like dude that has to really suck. Sure some women might want to try it once but then not have it done again. Or they might be put off by an entirely. There's a phrase getting thrown around called the Goldicock, aka just right. TL DR Porn can ruin a dudes self-image no matter how big you are The average American penis is 5.1in long and 4.5in around. So yeah porn really could mess with a guys self confidence. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:16:16 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I see plenty of mid 20’-30 something males in counseling with sexual displeasure concerns and inability to form reciprocal relationships with women who overpower a man’s masculinity with mind games that minimize their role in society and in the bed. There is a HUGE social pathology and it’s all related to modern day feminism. Go on.......... |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:16:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. - I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..." all I'll say is the things I hear people I know in real life admit to, makes me blush. I know a few people that are pretty liberal sexually and not shy about talking about it and it makes me feel like a puritan. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:17:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 100% right. Porn is awesome, until it’s not. It’s a problem today the more I look into it. A very close friend to me admitted he’s hooked on it and it’s effected his ability to feel pleasure in real life. I’m making an honest attempt to quit the shit totally. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Get a Playboy subscription. You are suffering from an affliction known as porn creep and you need to hit the reset button. 100% right. Porn is awesome, until it’s not. It’s a problem today the more I look into it. A very close friend to me admitted he’s hooked on it and it’s effected his ability to feel pleasure in real life. I’m making an honest attempt to quit the shit totally. There is a way to get off Porn… Switch from using lube to fast orange. Back it off to watching only missionary and BJ videos for a week. Then just lesbians for a week. After that stick with stills like on Met-Art, until you are bored, and your penish is as smooth as glass, or just raw meat. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:21:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently there's like a fetish where a chick fucks a stick shift of a car Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: - Amazed I am at the size of things that will fit into body orifices. - I want to avoid motel beds. - I look at people on the street and wonder just how perverted and disgusting their sexual acts are. - I realize that my most embarrassing sex acts pale in comparison to what some people do. - I understand the phrase, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice..." Apparently there's like a fetish where a chick fucks a stick shift of a car Allow me present to my prototype shifter/dildo. I call it "The eenie-meenie-miney-moe" 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:26:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Get a Playboy subscription. You are suffering from an affliction known as porn creep and you need to hit the reset button.  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:27:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Step-incest. 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:29:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So did you stumble across vids by siswet19 and/or hotkinkyjo?  siswet is well known to me. Must check out the other one. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:31:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus and Ceiling Cat are watching you... It was Jesus who sent me the blackmail note. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:32:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryNothing illegal. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:35:16 PM EDT
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Porn is disgusting, just by the way some of those women treat those cocks. I think the woman think we’re just a piece of meat. They really take the self esteem out of those poor men being taken advantage of.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:37:14 PM EDT
[#29]
go to efukt if ya wanna stop watching porn for a while
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:52:18 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Porn is disgusting, just by the way some of those women treat those cocks. I think the woman think we're just a piece of meat. They really take the self esteem out of those poor men being taken advantage of.  |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:55:28 PM EDT
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From my experience most people are kinky as fuck. Most men never find out that women are down for pretty much anything because most women don't want to face slut shaming for having wild sex . If a woman trusts that you won't shame her for it she'll do pretty much anything you want to do in bed. It's a complete myth that sex for women is an emotional thing and for men it's a physical pleasure thing. Women just go along with that bullshit to avoid being treated bad by hypocritical men.
For any of you stuck in a boring plain sex relationship. Surprise your lady a wild toy or something. Tell her you want to use it on her for foreplay and make her come a bunch before you bang her. Then use it before and during . Talk about afterwords howuch you enjoyed getting her off that much. When she trusts that you won't look down on her for getting a little kinky she'll be down for whatever Porn obviously goes a little overboard in some aspects. Most women don't want to be degraded, pissed on shat on or have their holes stuffed to the point of prolapse, but most do like to fuck hardcore like animals if they won't be judged for it. They are also less likely to get bored of sex and go look for a man that will fuck her like a caveman if you are the one doing it. If you have two minute missionary sex I can pretty much guarantee she's bored of you. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:55:45 PM EDT
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Now just imagine how you would feel if you started watching straight porn!
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Posted: 3/27/2022 2:56:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It is? I hadn’t really noticed. I thought the opposite. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: The more you realize you have a tiny weener and the average size isn't what they say it is. It's an unequal representation of large penises It is? I hadn’t really noticed. I thought the opposite.  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:00:40 PM EDT
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Came for the "Big Tits of Brazil" but Stayed for "Grandson throws grandma a birthday party".
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:03:34 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: God I hope so. It's a 99th percentile industry, for the most part. For every normal guy you see in porn there's also a 1 in a million freak. What makes it worse is most women don't even want that much in real life, the best real study on the subject found the average woman finds a thick 6-6.5" ideal in practice and it isn't that critical to most of them. Size queens are outliers. It is pretty amazing what the body can adapt to though. It's helpful to stretch before childbirth, save you trouble down the road. I think there's a time for most things, when you're young and single you only need so many moves, later in life, with a long term partner, you develop a wider palette. Porn seems to be accelerating that though, who knows what middle aged zoomers are going to be into. Oh, yeah, Playboy doesn't have Tits anymore, so that's out. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:04:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Now just imagine how you would feel if you started watching straight porn! Fucker...
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:04:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:06:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Came for Grandson throws grandma a birthday party". 
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:13:01 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: From my experience most people are kinky as fuck. Most men never find out that women are down for pretty much anything because most women don't want to face slut shaming for having wild sex . If a woman trusts that you won't shame her for it she'll do pretty much anything you want to do in bed. It's a complete myth that sex for women is an emotional thing and for men it's a physical pleasure thing. Women just go along with that bullshit to avoid being treated bad by hypocritical men. For any of you stuck in a boring plain sex relationship. Surprise your lady a wild toy or something. Tell her you want to use it on her for foreplay and make her come a bunch before you bang her. Then use it before and during . Talk about afterwords howuch you enjoyed getting her off that much. When she trusts that you won't look down on her for getting a little kinky she'll be down for whatever Porn obviously goes a little overboard in some aspects. Most women don't want to be degraded, pissed on shat on or have their holes stuffed to the point of prolapse, but most do like to fuck hardcore like animals if they won't be judged for it. They are also less likely to get bored of sex and go look for a man that will fuck her like a caveman if you are the one doing it. If you have two minute missionary sex I can pretty much guarantee she's bored of you. You're 100% correct. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:14:23 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The average American penis is 5.1in long and 4.5in around. So yeah porn really could mess with a guys self confidence. Damn, it’s gotten shorter in the last 25 +/- years? Last anatomy class I took said 5.8” average length but that has been a while. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:16:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn, it's gotten shorter in the last 25 +/- years? Last anatomy class I took said 5.8" average length but that has been a while.  The Town #6 Movie CLIP - How Do You Know Doug? (2010) HD |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:23:55 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn, it’s gotten shorter in the last 25 +/- years? Last anatomy class I took said 5.8” average length but that has been a while. Probably, but I think 5.1 might be the global average. There's a lot of obesity skewing all these numbers. Average guy and average girl fit together just fine if neither of them is obese. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:27:24 PM EDT
[#43]
I heard of one that putting her foot up her ass was not figuratively speaking...
I have not been courageous enough to Google that after you fuckers suggested Googling blue waffles |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:34:30 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I heard of one that putting her foot up her ass was not figuratively speaking... I have not been courageous enough to Google that after you fuckers suggested Googling blue waffles Don't do this, it's nasty.
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:36:03 PM EDT
[#45]
from my experience working around large groups of women of all ages, for the most part women who are married or have boyfriends will do things that are completely out of character and totally porn styled sex with other men- but will never revel that side of themselves to their husbands or boyfriends.
like Jekyll and Hyde type shit. 2 totally different women in 1. Chad is living the good life. the wildest sex you will ever have to set the bar for the future is while you are dating someone. if they continue to marriage- if you do you part that sex should still be there. YMMV when I was young working in the hospitals... every day was game day. Rock on Chads.. Rock on. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:38:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Inability to orgasm without viewing porn is a danger signal. I'm trying but this thread just ain't doin' it for me. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:41:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh-oh. I'm trying but this thread just ain't doin' it for me.  |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:44:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: from my experience working around large groups of women of all ages, for the most part women who are married or have boyfriends will do things that are completely out of character and totally porn styled sex with other men- but will never revel that side of themselves to their husbands or boyfriends. like Jekyll and Hyde type shit. 2 totally different women in 1. Chad is living the good life. the wildest sex you will ever have to set the bar for the future is while you are dating someone. if they continue to marriage- if you do you part that sex should still be there. YMMV when I was young working in the hospitals... every day was game day. Rock on Chads.. Rock on. I've not found that to be the case, but then again I like to push the boundaries in the bedroom or the car or wherever. Most couples don't even try to spice things up, so it falls on both people, and most women like to be taken. Even if they won't admit it they love the caveman part of us, hence Chad. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:52:48 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You're 100% correct. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: From my experience most people are kinky as fuck. Most men never find out that women are down for pretty much anything because most women don't want to face slut shaming for having wild sex . If a woman trusts that you won't shame her for it she'll do pretty much anything you want to do in bed. It's a complete myth that sex for women is an emotional thing and for men it's a physical pleasure thing. Women just go along with that bullshit to avoid being treated bad by hypocritical men. For any of you stuck in a boring plain sex relationship. Surprise your lady a wild toy or something. Tell her you want to use it on her for foreplay and make her come a bunch before you bang her. Then use it before and during . Talk about afterwords howuch you enjoyed getting her off that much. When she trusts that you won't look down on her for getting a little kinky she'll be down for whatever Porn obviously goes a little overboard in some aspects. Most women don't want to be degraded, pissed on shat on or have their holes stuffed to the point of prolapse, but most do like to fuck hardcore like animals if they won't be judged for it. They are also less likely to get bored of sex and go look for a man that will fuck her like a caveman if you are the one doing it. If you have two minute missionary sex I can pretty much guarantee she's bored of you. You're 100% correct. My experience is the same. For a LTR ( which is what I do, Im not a player ) slowly, but continually pushing the envelope keeps it interesting. They often want it that way, even if they dont admit it, or really know if they do or not. To be clear, Im not saying do things she really says no to, but at that point you should know what real "no" looks like and "hehehe blush, look away and giggle no or I dont know..." means. |
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Posted: 3/27/2022 3:53:16 PM EDT
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Many of my female friends (not that I’m friend zoned since I have sex with them all) have said that they don’t like larger penises above 7 inches because they have more difficulty deep throating them and because it bangs up on their cervix. They actually prefer smaller because of this, and they enjoy sex with smaller penises very much. Not that I have a small penis. Mines huge. They were just trying to inform me of their preferences, I swear
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