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Posted: 1/29/2014 4:43:35 PM EDT
So, I went to Walmart to buy ammo yesterday, specifically looking for some 22. I get to the ammo counter and I notice there were a bunch of Hasidic Jews loitering around the counter. As we're standing there, waiting for the clerk to show up, I notice a few of them were giving me the stinkeye. Not really sure what to make of this, I decide to walk over to electronics to buy a DVD and then go back to the ammo counter after they've left. Well, I get back to the counter and all the ammo (22, 223, 9 & 40) had been purchased in the five minutes I was gone. The ammo clerk told me that they're getting another shipment in tomorrow morning (ie this morning), and I could buy it then.
I show up this morning at 8 and the Hasid's were there AGAIN, only this time there were two. As I'm in line, the clerk comes out and starts stocking the shelf. As he's stocking, eight more come up from behind me and push me out of line! I started to speak up when one with a ginger-tinged beard stepped in front of me and hissed at me while the others surrounded me. The store manager saw this and, unlike other walmart managers I've had the pleasure of meeting, he politely asked me to leave the store. I tried to explain to him that I was there first, but he just replied "I'm just doing what was requested of me." Obviously disgruntled, I said "fuck this" and shot over to Cabelas. When I got to the ammo section, there were more Hasids and I noticed one of them was giving the department manager the fifth degree over in the corner. I saw the manager's shoulders slump and he reluctantly shuffled off in to the back room. He came out moments later, loaded pallet jack in tow, with ORM-D boxes, full of what one would reasonably believe to be ammo - likely the 22 ammo we've all been looking for. The ammo never even hit the shelves. It was dragged out to the main entrance, escorted by several store employees. I followed them out to the parking lot where there where several cars waiting. 5 Hasids got out and started transferring the ammo from the pallet to their trunks. I could see that their backseats were already loaded to the brim with boxes. The writing on the boxes read "Federal", "Remington", "CCI", "Winchester", etc. One of the Jews noticed me watching and smugly yelled to me "no one will ever believe you" in a nasally, Brooklyn accent. He laughed and turned back to his work. After they finished loading their cars, they drove off and I caught their license plates: "New York". I stood there stunned for several minutes that seemed like an eternity when the freezing rain pattering my face snapped me out of my stupor. I was happy to have that rain. It helped to conceal the tears streaming down my face as I came to the realization that the ultimate neckbeards have struck and that the America I have grown to know and love is gone...long gone. The saddest part of this is, I can't even go to anyone with this because I'd be labeled as anti-Semitic before I could even finish telling my story... |
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I got as far as "they pushed me"
If people put their hands on me, I put my hands on them. I wouldn't care about the ammo at that point, but I would make an example out of the next guy who thought his hands belonged on me..... |
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He was right when he told you it was hard to believe. Where is the video?
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I have no idea what you are saying?
Is it some kind of conspiracy or something? It that what you mean? |
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One of the Jews noticed me watching and smugly yelled to me "no one will ever believe you" in a nasally, Brooklyn accent. View Quote Prophetic. |
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I think you were supposed to put this in Johnny's "stupid" thread.
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So, I went to Walmart to buy ammo yesterday, specifically looking for some 22. I get to the ammo counter and I notice there were a bunch of Hasidic Jews loitering around the counter. As we're standing there, waiting for the clerk to show up, I notice a few of them were giving me the stinkeye. Not really sure what to make of this, I decide to walk over to electronics to buy a DVD and then go back to the ammo counter after they've left. Well, I get back to the counter and all the ammo (22, 223, 9 & 40) had been purchased in the five minutes I was gone. The ammo clerk told me that they're getting another shipment in tomorrow morning (ie this morning), and I could buy it then. I show up this morning at 8 and the Hasid's were there AGAIN, only this time there were two. As I'm in line, the clerk comes out and starts stocking the shelf. As he's stocking, eight more come up from behind me and push me out of line! I started to speak up when one with a ginger-tinged beard stepped in front of me and hissed at me while the others surrounded me. The store manager saw this and, unlike other walmart managers I've had the pleasure of meeting, he politely asked me to leave the store. I tried to explain to him that I was there first, but he just replied "I'm just doing what was requested of me." Obviously disgruntled, I said "fuck this" and shot over to Cabelas. When I got to the ammo section, there were more Hasids and I noticed one of them was giving the department manager the fifth degree over in the corner. I saw the manager's shoulders slump and he reluctantly shuffled off in to the back room. He came out moments later, loaded pallet jack in tow, with ORM-D boxes, full of what one would reasonably believe to be ammo - likely the 22 ammo we've all been looking for. The ammo never even hit the shelves. It was dragged out to the main entrance, escorted by several store employees. I followed them out to the parking lot where there where several cars waiting. 5 Hasids got out and started transferring the ammo from the pallet to their trunks. I could see that their backseats were already loaded to the brim with boxes. The writing on the boxes read "Federal", "Remington", "CCI", "Winchester", etc. One of the Jews noticed me watching and smugly yelled to me "no one will ever believe you" in a nasally, Brooklyn accent. He laughed and turned back to his work. After they finished loading their cars, they drove off and I caught their license plates: "New York". I stood there stunned for several minutes that seemed like an eternity when the freezing rain pattering my face snapped me out of my stupor. I was happy to have that rain. It helped to conceal the tears streaming down my face as I came to the realization that the ultimate neckbeards have struck and that the America I have grown to know and love is gone...long gone. The saddest part of this is, I can't even go to anyone with this because I'd be labeled as anti-Semitic before I could even finish telling my story... View Quote As soon as 'pushed me out of the way' happened it would have been a melee. I have a good attorney and I'll be damned if some fuckstick is going to push me out of line. Fuck 'em, they can eat pavement. |
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IBTL
Next time you go to the Walmart for ammo, wear a burqa and report back to us what happens when you try to buy ammo. |
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Go back to that Walmart, and record it discretely the next time they are there.
This is kind of hard to believe. Hope you understand. |
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Monticello NY or Kryis jewel or how ever its spelled. they have their own town.
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Was it the mean guys from amish mafia? I bet levi was behind it.
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You tried to make an email you got into a cool story didn't you..
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I was gonna give up on that but I thought "theres got to be a punch line soon" but it never came. I'll check back later for it.
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