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Link Posted: 9/13/2021 4:42:05 PM EDT
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In order to meet 100 pages to be successful. we need 20 pages a dat. We are past noon and not even to 10. Slackerz

She IS a math major, afterall.

That explains a lot

Then how did she calculate she would come out ahead by marrying you?


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At the end of the day on Sunday I always unsubscribe from the thread.
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Stupid Fucking Texan: do you all have permits to carry up in Ohio?

Me: we live in Iowa but no, we don't.

SFT: Oh well down here not only can set carry a pistol you don't even need a permit to do it!

Me: we had that law before you

SFT: *visible confusion* No...down here you can carry a gun on your hip without a piece of paper.

Me: so do we, and we had that law before Texas.

SFT: *Visible confusion intensifies*

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But mu Tay-has



*We still have Pistol Purchase Permits required in NC
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 4:48:06 PM EDT
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Stupid Fucking Texan: do you all have permits to carry up in Ohio?

Me: we live in Iowa but no, we don't.

SFT: Oh well down here not only can set carry a pistol you don't even need a permit to do it!

Me: we had that law before you

SFT: *visible confusion* No...down here you can carry a gun on your hip without a piece of paper.

Me: so do we, and we had that law before Texas.

SFT: *Visible confusion intensifies*

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Even Texas needs its ditch-diggers.
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She has two cousins show up to visit.

The other one sat down and started ranting about Biden. Basically world be a great fit in GD.

Everyone else's faces:

I hate them both.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 4:52:50 PM EDT
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Way to AJ it
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She has two cousins show up to visit.

The other one sat down and started ranting about Biden. Basically world be a great fit in GD.

Everyone else's faces:

I hate them both.

Link Posted: 9/13/2021 4:54:12 PM EDT
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*We still have Pistol Purchase Permits required in NC


She has two cousins show up to visit.

The other one sat down and started ranting about Biden. Basically world be a great fit in GD.

Everyone else's faces:

I hate them both.

Maybe you're the problem.
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Maybe you're the problem.
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*We still have Pistol Purchase Permits required in NC


She has two cousins show up to visit.

The other one sat down and started ranting about Biden. Basically world be a great fit in GD.

Everyone else's faces:

I hate them both.

Maybe you're the problem.


SFT currently has a broken knee and started to talk a little shit about Iowa and I really want to break his other one.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:06:58 PM EDT
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SFT currently has a broken knee and started to talk a little shit about Iowa and I really want to break his other one.
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*We still have Pistol Purchase Permits required in NC


She has two cousins show up to visit.

The other one sat down and started ranting about Biden. Basically world be a great fit in GD.

Everyone else's faces:

I hate them both.

Maybe you're the problem.


SFT currently has a broken knee and started to talk a little shit about Iowa and I really want to break his other one.

I was joking.
Family or not I would have left.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:19:03 PM EDT
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Stupid Fucking Texan: do you all have permits to carry up in Ohio?

Me: we live in Iowa but no, we don't.

SFT: Oh well down here not only can set carry a pistol you don't even need a permit to do it!

Me: we had that law before you

SFT: *visible confusion* No...down here you can carry a gun on your hip without a piece of paper.

Me: so do we, and we had that law before Texas.

SFT: *Visible confusion intensifies*

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Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:19:20 PM EDT
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I should post that on www.vibrantyouthsofrochester.com  
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:19:43 PM EDT
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Using Google?
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Is a 1/2" rod actually a 1/2"?

If yes your rod won't fit.

Minor Diameter Min = 0.4610, Max = 0.4676

Now I know HK's super power!

Using Google?

Ick, who uses that anymore?
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These things happen, but you can't judge other cultures from your Caucasian, eurocentric perspective.

Check your privilege.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:20:27 PM EDT
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Gross. Fudd guns belong in the trash.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:21:09 PM EDT
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Stupid Fucking Texan: do you all have permits to carry up in Ohio?

Me: we live in Iowa but no, we don't.

SFT: Oh well down here not only can set carry a pistol you don't even need a permit to do it!

Me: we had that law before you

SFT: *visible confusion* No...down here you can carry a gun on your hip without a piece of paper.

Me: so do we, and we had that law before Texas.

SFT: *Visible confusion intensifies*

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Stupid fucking Texans...
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:21:56 PM EDT
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*We still have Pistol Purchase Permits required in NC


She has two cousins show up to visit.

The other one sat down and started ranting about Biden. Basically world be a great fit in GD.

Everyone else's faces:

I hate them both.

Maybe you're the problem.


SFT currently has a broken knee and started to talk a little shit about Iowa and I really want to break his other one.

You ain't got a hair on your balls if you don't.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:22:14 PM EDT
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Hell. If I was sitting with you, I'd pass you a hammer.
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I had to really zoom in to see what that emoji was.
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Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:25:45 PM EDT
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He legit told my cousin that he would break his other knee.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:26:08 PM EDT
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Ick, who uses that anymore?
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Someone must, in the messages I get after not answering unknown callers, a good portion want me to update and verify my googirls listing.
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I'm going to report you to the NRA for a disciplinary hearing.  
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:27:57 PM EDT
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Stupid Fucking Texan: do you all have permits to carry up in Ohio?

Me: we live in Iowa but no, we don't.

SFT: Oh well down here not only can set carry a pistol you don't even need a permit to do it!

Me: we had that law before you

SFT: *visible confusion* No...down here you can carry a gun on your hip without a piece of paper.

Me: so do we, and we had that law before Texas.

SFT: *Visible confusion intensifies*

*Compass changes conversation*

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Stupid fucking Texans...
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They should tell Cousin Tex that Iowa state law requires the fauci-ouchie within 24 hours of arrival in the state.  And that September is vegetarian month.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:29:28 PM EDT
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In order to meet 100 pages to be successful. we need 20 pages a dat. We are past noon and not even to 10. Slackerz

She IS a math major, afterall.

That explains a lot

Then how did she calculate she would come out ahead by marrying you?


Dopp


Well, I do pay for a lot of things around here....
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:30:59 PM EDT
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You ain't got a hair on your balls if you don't.

He legit told my cousin that he would break his other knee.

I appreciate you, Ralph Bacon.
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Stupid fucking Texans...
They should tell Cousin Tex that Iowa state law requires the fauci-ouchie within 24 hours of arrival in the state.  And that September is vegetarian month.

Vegan. Really go for it.
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We have the NRA supporting the lawsuit against NYS... so, that means it'll fail, and nothing will change.

Have to get your CCW before being able to buy a handgun, which takes, depending on who you know and what county you're in, 2-18 months.  Judges have been issuing illegal "restricted" permits in some counties (not mine, afaik), that restrict you to hunting, or target shooting, or both, or business.  But, after talking to a trooper this weekend, he brought up a good point.  Outside of the county that it was issued in (and signed off by the judge), the restrictions are unenforceable.  I was talking with him for a few hours, and I like his views on a lot of things.

One of the interesting things he mentioned, is how he'd handle a traffic stop, and if he saw an AR (an obviously non-compliant one) in the back seat.  He said he'd just "suggest that they register it" only because it was doing his "due diligence", but he would be telling them telepathically, "no, don't register it".  
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:36:31 PM EDT
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Doesn't take a lot to be able to rant about grandpa grabbypants.
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I guess even Texans have to search for things now and then.
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It would be nice if things just came to you.  Like instead of an ice cream truck driving around the neighborhood, what if there was a gun store truck?
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You ain't got a hair on your balls if you don't.

He legit told my cousin that he would break his other knee.

Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:49:38 PM EDT
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These things happen, but you can't judge other cultures from your Caucasian, eurocentric perspective.

Check your privilege.
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Been a hell of a day.

Protip: if you’re going to do things that result in someone chopping your head open with a machete, don’t squeal like a little bitch when the docs start sewing you up.

These things happen, but you can't judge other cultures from your Caucasian, eurocentric perspective.

Check your privilege.

It’s funny that everyone assumes the individual wasn’t white.
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That is at least how pro-2A I am.  I am also in favor of adding a "Black(Gun)Box" next to every Redbox.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:51:43 PM EDT
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*We still have Pistol Purchase Permits required in NC


She has two cousins show up to visit.

The other one sat down and started ranting about Biden. Basically world be a great fit in GD.

Everyone else's faces:

I hate them both.

Maybe you're the problem.


SFT currently has a broken knee and started to talk a little shit about Iowa and I really want to break his other one.

SFT?
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Stupid fucking Texans...
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Stupid Fucking Texan: do you all have permits to carry up in Ohio?

Me: we live in Iowa but no, we don't.

SFT: Oh well down here not only can set carry a pistol you don't even need a permit to do it!

Me: we had that law before you

SFT: *visible confusion* No...down here you can carry a gun on your hip without a piece of paper.

Me: so do we, and we had that law before Texas.

SFT: *Visible confusion intensifies*

*Compass changes conversation*



Stupid fucking Texans...

oh
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*We still have Pistol Purchase Permits required in NC


She has two cousins show up to visit.

The other one sat down and started ranting about Biden. Basically world be a great fit in GD.

Everyone else's faces:

I hate them both.

Maybe you're the problem.


SFT currently has a broken knee and started to talk a little shit about Iowa and I really want to break his other one.

SFT?



Something Farting Texan.  
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*We still have Pistol Purchase Permits required in NC


She has two cousins show up to visit.

The other one sat down and started ranting about Biden. Basically world be a great fit in GD.

Everyone else's faces:

I hate them both.

Maybe you're the problem.


SFT currently has a broken knee and started to talk a little shit about Iowa and I really want to break his other one.

SFT?

God, you’re slow.

Good thing TS appreciates you for your body.
Link Posted: 9/13/2021 5:53:32 PM EDT
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I want to go home now. I got crass to cut.
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God, you’re slow.

Good thing TS appreciates you for your body.
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*We still have Pistol Purchase Permits required in NC


She has two cousins show up to visit.

The other one sat down and started ranting about Biden. Basically world be a great fit in GD.

Everyone else's faces:

I hate them both.

Maybe you're the problem.


SFT currently has a broken knee and started to talk a little shit about Iowa and I really want to break his other one.

SFT?

God, you’re slow.

Good thing TS appreciates you for your body.

I'm devoting about 1% of my attention to these words on my screen.
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The vic, or the perp?
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The vic, or the perp?

Yes
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Is that the latest fitness fad?  

Crasscut, crasscut, crasscut.
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Is that the latest fitness fad?  

Crasscut, crasscut, crasscut.
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I want to go home now. I got crass to cut.
Is that the latest fitness fad?  

Crasscut, crasscut, crasscut.

We’ll I am doin that instead of going to the gym, so yes?
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Fuck yo couch?
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Just about time to get out of here
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