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Posted: 3/14/2016 10:58:56 AM EST
Set one month after Valentine's Day, it is a romantic holiday of sorts for men. No cards, chocolate, flowers, or movies. No complicated plans or conversations about feelings. Just a nice, juicy Steak accompanied by some enthusiastic oral shenanigans. From Urban Dictionary: Steak and a Blowjob Day So if your woman has a good sense of humor, today would be the appropriate time to say something charming and witty like "It's Steak and a Blowjob Day, and we're all out of Steak" 
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:09:06 AM EST
[#1]
wife: "lol i guess Ill have to go to wegmans"
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:14:15 AM EST
[#2]
Ill text it to mine.....see what she says...
Though she did show up with 5lbs of crab legs last night 25$ ain't bad...... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:14:21 AM EST
[#3]
i'll be getting neither
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:18:26 AM EST
[#4]
Mine acknowledged pi day but quickly fell off the radar when I mentioned this national holiday.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:19:51 AM EST
[#5]
Been celebrating this holiday for years with the Wife
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:22:03 AM EST
[#6]
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Been celebrating this holiday for years with the Wife Last three years for us. 
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:26:23 AM EST
[#7]
Never heard of that before. I was told today is pie day. 3.14....get it.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:26:55 AM EST
[#8]
Ha, ha, that's funny- been married over 20 years- not going to happen.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:29:13 AM EST
[#9]
Mine said: Well your having meatball sub casserole
I'm not sure what to make of this. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:35:30 AM EST
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Mine said: Well your having meatball sub casserole I'm not sure what to make of this.  |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:36:16 AM EST
[#11]
Hell I been married 1.5 years and it ain't gonna happen
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:36:32 AM EST
[#12]
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i'll be getting neither me either, my wife is lame |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:38:22 AM EST
[#13]
I'll settle for some pi
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:38:43 AM EST
[#14]
I made the mistake of getting married on this day.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:40:43 AM EST
[#15]
I just texted my little redhead wife of 15 years the UD link. She's usually pretty cool about these sorts of things so we'll see what happens.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:42:46 AM EST
[#16]
every day is steak and bj day...
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:43:48 AM EST
[#17]
Contrary to most men's plight here on ARFCOM it's steak and a BJ anyday I want at my house.
All I have to do is go to the Butcher for the steak and ask my wife. God I love that woman. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:46:02 AM EST
[#18]
She just texted back "Well you forgot Valentine's so I guess we're even!"
Guess I screwed myself on this one.  
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:51:57 AM EST
[#19]
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Mine said: Well your having meatball sub casserole I'm not sure what to make of this. Devil's 3 way? 
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:54:11 AM EST
[#20]
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every day is steak and bj day... Lucky |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 11:56:05 AM EST
[#21]
My wife's actually cooking some food for dinner, and that's as good as the day will get.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 12:06:37 PM EST
[#22]
Sent it to the wife, relied back "guess we're having steak tonight" to which I responded you're getting tubesteak.
Been together 15 years, married 10. She's still pretty fun.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 12:06:40 PM EST
[#23]
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i'll be getting neither Try to compromise with her. Salad and a Handy?
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Posted: 3/14/2016 12:09:48 PM EST
[#24]
LOL. The guy I'm seeing is on the coast with his kids.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 12:11:23 PM EST
[#25]
Or as I call it, Monday
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Posted: 3/14/2016 12:17:11 PM EST
[#26]
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Try to compromise with her. Salad and a Handy? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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i'll be getting neither Try to compromise with her. Salad and a Handy? Fuck, I haven't seen dinner in months. I'll take the salad with no strings attached. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 12:18:19 PM EST
[#27]
Yeah!
It's also pi(e) day.... Get both. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 12:19:31 PM EST
[#28]
Today is leftover rigatoni and cry myself to sleep day.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 12:20:46 PM EST
[#29]
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Mine said: Well your having meatball sub casserole I'm not sure what to make of this. Your getting pegged brah |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 12:31:30 PM EST
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Posted: 3/14/2016 12:55:34 PM EST
[#31]
Playing golf with some clients today... Sent a photo meme to my wife announcing the holiday.... This is what I got back.
"Try sending that to the cart girl to see if you get any assistance"
That's a green light, right? |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 12:59:16 PM EST
[#32]
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Playing golf with some clients today... Sent a photo meme to my wife announcing the holiday.... This is what I got back. "Try sending that to the cart girl to see if you get any assistance"
That's a green light, right? Absolutely. Remember, it's easier to beg forgiveness than permission |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 1:04:48 PM EST
[#33]
The wife's on Spring Break with the kids, I'm getting nada.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 1:05:25 PM EST
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Posted: 3/14/2016 1:07:55 PM EST
[#35]
Most married men get their steaks the way they get their blowjobs....when they get either, it is very rare.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 1:09:55 PM EST
[#36]
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"Meatball sub casserole and anal day"
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Mine said: Well your having meatball sub casserole I'm not sure what to make of this.
Seems like that could get messy. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 1:12:19 PM EST
[#37]
She bought her own flowers this year. Probably tell me to take care of 3.14 on my own.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 1:15:46 PM EST
[#38]
#1GF just suggested corned beef and cabbage for dinner. I may have to go with #2 instead.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 1:15:59 PM EST
[#39]
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Most married men get their steaks the way they get their blowjobs....when they get either, it is very rare. Came here to post this.
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Posted: 3/14/2016 1:50:39 PM EST
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Your getting pegged brah Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mine said: Well your having meatball sub casserole I'm not sure what to make of this. Your getting pegged brah Bend over boi
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Posted: 3/14/2016 1:51:40 PM EST
[#41]
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Bend over boi Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mine said: Well your having meatball sub casserole I'm not sure what to make of this. Your getting pegged brah Bend over boi On second thought, I'm working really late tonight, might have to pull an all nighter
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Posted: 3/14/2016 1:53:38 PM EST
[#42]
I sent the UD link to my wife.
This was her response "Get the steak, I'll blow. " |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 1:55:35 PM EST
[#43]
I can get a great steak but no BJ
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Posted: 3/14/2016 2:07:12 PM EST
[#44]
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every day is steak and bj day... This. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 2:19:40 PM EST
[#45]
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The wife's on Spring Break with the kids, I'm getting nada. Except peace and quiet. I'd settle for that once a year. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 2:31:23 PM EST
[#47]
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every day is steak and bj day... Pretty much this unless I dont feel like steak. |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 2:34:53 PM EST
[#48]
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Most married men get their steaks the way they get their blowjobs....when they get either, it is very rare. Maybe you should ask for it well done. LOL |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 2:49:54 PM EST
[#49]
Eh,
I'll have to go out for dinner tonight! |
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Posted: 3/14/2016 2:58:33 PM EST
[#50]
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I sent the UD link to my wife. This was her response "Get the steak, I'll blow. " Good to know not everyone has a drab and miserable marriage. |
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