I met a CWO5 exaclty ONCE in my enlistment - and I'll never forget it.
I was pulling targets in the pits during the last week of PacDiv Intramurals at Pu'uloa rifle range in Hawaii. Over the previous days, I had befriended a CWO3 on the target next door to me, and had been casually referring to him as "Gunner"...as just about everyone in the Corps does. I, in my original Terminal Lance Coolie, glory, decided to do it just as an actual CWO5 walked by on the small little passage way between us and the targets where we were standing. Anyway, this tall fella that I mistook at a quick first glance for a lowly 1st Lieutenant popped his head between targets - anxious to see another fucking unicorn, as I can only surmise upon his another unseen Marine being referred to as "Gunner".
What he saw must have tickled him - scrawny, dirty Lance Corporal of Marines referring to a CWO3 as "Gunner", and the CWO3 not correcting the junior Marine on proper rank nomenclature. By this point, I was a 5 year Lance Coolie for the second time around, and had enough self-preservation skills that I knew an ass-chewing was incoming as soon as I realized that lowly 1st Lieutenant was an actual CWO5 "Gunner". Needless to day, I locked my nasty little body and stared straight ahead like Chesty Puller himself had descend from the Heavens and paralyzed me with the Spirit. Expecting an ass-chewing for the record books, what he did instead was crack a giant grin, look at the CWO3 like he wanted to kill him, then slap me on the back and said he remembered me from the pistol qual that morning before, and "....that is pure-dee-fucking-fact from Pohang to Pax River that Marines were known to be outstanding-fucking-marksmen, and just what the fuck was I trying to do to his beloved Corps by shooting a pistol that badly?"
In a fatherly tone, he proceeded to ask me where I was from, and when I replied "TEXAS, SIR!" with my body still rigidly locked at the POA, he laughed and said to relax and that he "..shoulda fuckin' known you were from Teeexas and I'd do a helluva lot better shooting a "gawddamded hand-cannon like a .45" and that "...it is a common-known-pure-dee-goddamned-fact from Olongapo to Abilene that Texians cain't shoot nuthin' but gawddamded hand-cannons like .45s...not no little 9 milly-meters".
Still giving the scared-to-death CWO3 looks that would make a Full Bird Colonel pinch his corn-hole, he saw me max out the rifle range earlier that morning and wanted to see one of the few Marines that he didn't personally know that could do that (I did indeed get a perfect score of 60...I normally shot low to mid 50's, and held the range high at K-Bay at the time). He had gotten my name from my team OIC (a CFFR CWO2 that I refused to call "Gunner"...he was such a douche bag) and that I was to report to him for pistol coaching at the pistol range after we were done with the last relay and secured for the day.
I did indeed meet him that afternoon for further instruction, and to this day, every time I pick up a handgun and grip it correctly as he instructed, I think of Gunner 'Ski. He was shooting legend in the Corps at least at the Intramural match level, or so I was later told. I really only spent 45 minutes with the man, but he impacted my pistol shooting profoundly. I'm no Jerry Michulek - but I am better for his instruction.
I often wonder what happened to that old Hard Charger. I only shot one more season and never saw him again after the match was over later that week.