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Posted: 3/3/2020 8:19:41 AM EST

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Why is this news? Just tell them to shut the fuck up and keep cooking.

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Posted: 3/3/2020 8:21:48 AM EST

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If society collapses, anyone who is still a vocal vegan will be eaten.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:25:30 AM EST

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Vegans.

The transgenders of eating.

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Posted: 3/3/2020 8:25:36 AM EST

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That sissy runner would hate me. I was smoking home cured bacon last night until midnight. Woke up this morning and tried some (it was awesome).

Right now, literally everything I own smells like bacon.....dogs, house, truck, bathrobe

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:29:59 AM EST

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put a clothespin on your schnoz sweetheart

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:30:17 AM EST

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Hide a speaker underneath it with intermittent screams on a loop. Then yell at the meat that if they don't shut up you'll turn the heat down and kill them slowly.

Or better yet, the sounds of a cat screeching.

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Posted: 3/3/2020 8:31:39 AM EST

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I stayed at an Airbnb that turned out to be owned by a vegan. She wanted all our food scraps in a compost can for her garden, but no meat. My gf put bacon grease in there with the other food waste, and we got a bad review for it. I guess she wanted her plants to be malnourished as well.

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Actually this makes sense, you don't want animal products in your compost, this includes eggs and cheese, unless you want to attract all sorts of insects.
Also you don't want to put in citrus, the citric acid is harmful to the bacteria.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:33:42 AM EST

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I’d smoke a whole hog in my front yard.

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Posted: 3/3/2020 8:35:09 AM EST

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I’d smoke a whole hog in my front yard.

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Slaughter it while said vegan runs by LOL

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:36:57 AM EST

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Will she commit to closing her windows while she is cooking vegetables?

I find the smell of cooking vegetables very offensive. Others should be required to accommodate my wishes to ensure that the world is free of things that I personally find offensive or distasteful.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:39:12 AM EST

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I would run a grille every day I had a chance and spray smoke flavor on the sidewalk.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:39:43 AM EST

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LOL no.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:40:26 AM EST

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If society collapses, anyone who is still a vocal vegan will be eaten.

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Why would you eat a vegan, they don't have any meat on them...

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:43:32 AM EST

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I’d smoke a whole hog in my front yard.

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With a giant fan pointing at their house

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:43:59 AM EST

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I would have the property line surveyed. Dig a pit within one inch of his yard. Then cook an entire hog in it.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:44:29 AM EST

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Vegans, so concerned about their health then put it in jeopardy by irritating everyone they meet. They'll most likely be killed in the Boog by a bacon eating ARFCOMER.

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Vegan is not about health. It's more like woke culture.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:45:06 AM EST

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I now want a dog that smells like bacon.

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Well, their feet smell like nachos.

Why is that?

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:45:31 AM EST

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"Try being vegan in Texas. My redneck neighbors over the back fence are hunters, and have two smokers in their backyard. The whole neighborhood is smoky for weeks on end, and my dogs smell like bacon whenever they come in from the backyard," a vegan user responded.

"I live in Texas and I eat meat, & I completely sympathize with you - that smoky smell permeates everything. I really hope you and your neighbors are friends & they are worth the inconvenience. Also, you could breed dogs. Bacon lovers would pay a fortune for 'bacon-scented' pets," another wrote.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:46:11 AM EST

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Clean your next deer while it hangs from a tree in your front yard

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:46:31 AM EST

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Lol. Fuck that hippie.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:46:59 AM EST

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Vegans.

The transgenders of eating.

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Posted: 3/3/2020 8:47:29 AM EST

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HAhahahahahahaha

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:48:02 AM EST

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The correct solution is a super soaker of liquid smoke.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:48:30 AM EST

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"Honey, I'm going to the store to get some meat. You want anything?"

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:48:51 AM EST

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Me: "cool, no problem."
Also Me: Neighborhood BBQ / smokeout/ Meat-a-Thon 2020!

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https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/vegan-runner-asks-neighbors-close-windows-when-cooking-meat-with-offensive-odor

Me: "cool, no problem."
Also Me: Neighborhood BBQ / smokeout/ Meat-a-Thon 2020!

This and MYOB.

This world would be a far better place if people would shut up and get on with their business.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:50:14 AM EST

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More dumbassery from the article:

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More dumbassery from the article:

"Try being vegan in Texas. My redneck neighbors over the back fence are hunters, and have two smokers in their backyard. The whole neighborhood is smoky for weeks on end, and my dogs smell like bacon whenever they come in from the backyard," a vegan user responded.

Bahahahahahahahaha!

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:50:45 AM EST

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Vegans.

The transgenders of eating.

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More like.... Vegans...the crossfitters of eating.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:52:28 AM EST

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"Honey put the fan in the window please. It's a bit smoky in here."

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:52:29 AM EST

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I’d smoke a whole hog in my front yard.

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I'd have the grill and the smoker both going, in fact, I'd buy a couple more of each just to mess with her.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:52:49 AM EST

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Rather smell cooking meat than a sweaty vegan.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:57:43 AM EST

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One of my favorite things about living in west Texas is the delicious smell of smoked meats coming your way at any given time.

The weekends especially

Posted: 3/3/2020 9:00:54 AM EST

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I’ve met plenty of transgenders that would take being compared to a vegan as an insult. Most transgenders want to go about their lives and not be outed.

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Posted: 3/3/2020 9:29:29 AM EST

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Slaughter it while said vegan runs by LOL

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I’d smoke a whole hog in my front yard.

Slaughter it while said vegan runs by LOL

While dressed as a member of the religion of peace. Her brain would short right out on that!

Posted: 3/3/2020 9:39:25 AM EST

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I'd have a pig roast in my front yard.

Then put the head on a pike, as a reminder to the vegan that humans rule the Earth.

Posted: 3/3/2020 9:40:04 AM EST

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Vegans.

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I heard that in my head in the voice of Sam Elliot from the "Beef, it's what's for dinner" commercials.

Posted: 3/3/2020 9:42:17 AM EST

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I'm sorry I can't help you.

Have a nice day anyway.

Posted: 3/3/2020 9:43:40 AM EST

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If society collapses, anyone who is still a vocal vegan will be eaten.

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"Whatcha eatin'?"

"It's Tracy the vegan. I felt like having a salad today."

Posted: 3/3/2020 10:19:44 AM EST

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WTF does being a runner have anything to do with the story? I guess if anything “self-identifying as X” only confirms this person’s lunacy.

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She’s running around the neighborhood letting everybody know she’s vegan.

Posted: 3/3/2020 10:21:30 AM EST

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Hide a speaker underneath it with intermittent screams on a loop. Then yell at the meat that if they don't shut up you'll turn the heat down and kill them slowly.

Or better yet, the sounds of a cat screeching.

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we could be friends.

Posted: 3/3/2020 10:31:28 AM EST

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Posted: 3/3/2020 10:38:33 AM EST

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My front yard would look and smell like the Wuhan wet market.

Posted: 3/3/2020 10:42:13 AM EST

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Vegans, so concerned about their health then put it in jeopardy by irritating everyone they meet. They'll most likely be killed in the Boog by a bacon eating ARFCOMER.

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@noFoTeeneR

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