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Posted: 4/11/2022 9:31:55 PM EST

[#1]

grizz

Posted: 4/11/2022 9:33:16 PM EST

[#2]

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A 750 lb Coastal Carolina bear should do the trick or the equally dangerous 135 lb methbilly in the backwoods of North Georgia or West Virginia.

I read that as EAST of the Mississippi.

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I also did and thought either big bubba southern black bears or cranky Mainiac mooses.

Posted: 4/11/2022 9:33:53 PM EST

[#3]

FPNI

Posted: 4/11/2022 9:34:48 PM EST

[#4]

Will Smith?

Posted: 4/11/2022 9:35:15 PM EST

[#5]

Bees.

Posted: 4/11/2022 9:36:37 PM EST

[#6]

People.

Most wild four legged and slithery critters, east or west of the Mississippi, don't want to bother you. And most of the domesticated kinds that you might run into, may just want you to feed them or play. Most, wild or otherwise, are pretty predictable.

People, on the other hand... People are unpredictable. That makes them dangerous.

Posted: 4/11/2022 9:39:39 PM EST

[#7]

Probably a god crazed fundy thinking your trying to steal one of his wives.

I did just get a 21 and a chest rig for it for scouting and general goofing off in the woods. I still may get a 20 just because I want a 10mm.

Posted: 4/11/2022 9:53:57 PM EST

[#8]

I've seen grizzlies; been close enough to feel the ground shaking under foot from grizzlies; seen mountain lion tracks; been 8 feet from a moose that was very interested in what I was cooking; I've run towards black bears to scare them away; even walked into a bull elk, full on Mr Fucking Magoo style; and seen some surprisingly big rabbits; also had someone swear up and down that he saw a wolf walk within an arm span of my head while I was sleeping one night; been overrun by coyotes, the two legged ones.

But, the animals that have, so far, posed the greatest danger to me west of the Mississippi, have been a really rare moth and a rattlesnake.

Oh, and a fucking marmot who stole my fucking Bic lighter in the middle of the night. Asshole. And, before someone says, "should have had a backup," that was my backup. Might have been a pika. Could have been a weasel. But, I'm calling it a marmot. Even though whatever it was seemed way smaller than a marmot when it was conducting the nighttime raids.

Posted: 4/11/2022 9:55:18 PM EST

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You will see exactly zero of those listed in Utah.

Cougars will see you though.

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Boy killed by black bear in the Wasatch Mountains of Utah.

Posted: 4/11/2022 9:58:28 PM EST

[#10]

If you don't have a 10mm you are going to die of pusification.

Just kidding.

You are most likely to die of heart failure, cancer is the next likely option.

Posted: 4/11/2022 10:00:57 PM EST

[#11]

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Teddy bear cholla.

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Cringe

Posted: 4/11/2022 10:08:02 PM EST

[#12]

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A Democrat.

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Posted: 4/11/2022 10:08:46 PM EST

[#13]

hears these are pretty dangerous. aint skeered though

How to Survive a Cougar Attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VshBT5Ua4uo

Posted: 4/11/2022 10:33:52 PM EST

[#14]

Bigfoot

Posted: 4/11/2022 10:35:29 PM EST

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You will see exactly zero of those listed in Utah.

Cougars will see you though.

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Every single one of those is in Utah.

Posted: 4/11/2022 10:37:50 PM EST

[#16]

I still can't get over you moving to Utah.

What prompted that?

Posted: 4/11/2022 10:39:17 PM EST

[#17]

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A Democrat.

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This. something around 97-98% of convicted felons identify as democrats

Posted: 4/11/2022 10:39:24 PM EST

[#18]

Wife or ex-wife

Posted: 4/11/2022 11:23:12 PM EST

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This. something around 97-98% of convicted felons identify as democrats

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Not sure I buy that. Tweakers run MAGA around here.

Posted: 4/12/2022 1:44:14 AM EST

[#20]

A fellow human
K

Posted: 4/12/2022 2:38:38 AM EST

[#21]

Yowie / Chupacabra Hybrid.

Posted: 4/12/2022 2:47:19 AM EST

[#22]

Hominous Methbillicus.

Posted: 4/12/2022 2:58:14 AM EST

[#23]

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I still can't get over you moving to Utah.

What prompted that?

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The Penguin is so dedicated to getting rid of Mittens, he moved there to cast his vote against the man.

Tip o the hat to Aimless!

Posted: 4/12/2022 4:14:12 AM EST

[#24]

Statistically, cows

Posted: 4/12/2022 4:18:13 AM EST

[#25]

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I have a 10mm Sig but I'd rather be eaten than lug it around.

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Sig 10mm will kill your scary beasts. Glock 10mm … it’s your funeral.

Posted: 4/12/2022 4:20:01 AM EST

[#26]

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The two legged variety.

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This is always the answer, and it makes no difference whether you are in Manhattan or you are in thousands of acres of wilderness.

Posted: 4/12/2022 4:20:38 AM EST

[#27]

GD in 2022:

Which RDS will you be running on that platform?

Posted: 4/12/2022 4:53:44 AM EST

[#28]

Covid.

In before the move.

Posted: 4/12/2022 5:00:22 AM EST

[#29]

Methbillies

Posted: 4/12/2022 5:26:48 AM EST

[#30]

Florida Man

Posted: 4/12/2022 5:55:08 AM EST

[#31]

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A Democrat.

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Escape from California: One Mans Tale

Posted: 4/12/2022 5:59:26 AM EST

[#32]

A hippopotamus.

You'll have to keep going west for a while, though.

Posted: 4/12/2022 6:35:03 AM EST

[#33]

Dindu's

Posted: 4/12/2022 6:50:55 AM EST

[#34]

CornPop he’s a bad dude

Posted: 4/12/2022 6:53:25 AM EST

[#35]

A fed. Ruby Ridge, Waco, etc, all west of the mississippi.

Posted: 4/12/2022 6:56:38 AM EST

[#36]

Chupacabra

Posted: 4/12/2022 7:01:40 AM EST

[#37]

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A Democrat.

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Attached File

Posted: 4/12/2022 7:33:06 AM EST

[#38]

I carry a 44 mag when in the woods.

Posted: 4/12/2022 7:35:00 AM EST

[#39]

democrats

Posted: 4/12/2022 7:42:28 AM EST

[#40]

Just an observation.

If you wouldn't hunt any of those animals with a 10mm, why would you carry a 10mm?

Posted: 4/12/2022 7:53:22 AM EST

[#41]

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Just an observation.

If you wouldn't hunt any of those animals with a 10mm, why would you carry a 10mm?

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It's impractical to have a 12 Ga or 45-70 on your person at all times.

Posted: 4/12/2022 7:56:57 AM EST

[#42]

3 toothed meth head. 15+1 rounds for him and his inbred cousins.

Posted: 4/12/2022 7:59:00 AM EST

[#43]

Cartel member

Posted: 4/12/2022 8:02:06 AM EST

[#44]

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I've seen grizzlies; been close enough to feel the ground shaking under foot from grizzlies; seen mountain lion tracks; been 8 feet from a moose that was very interested in what I was cooking; I've run towards black bears to scare them away; even walked into a bull elk, full on Mr Fucking Magoo style; and seen some surprisingly big rabbits; also had someone swear up and down that he saw a wolf walk within an arm span of my head while I was sleeping one night; been overrun by coyotes, the two legged ones.

But, the animals that have, so far, posed the greatest danger to me west of the Mississippi, have been a really rare moth and a rattlesnake.

Oh, and a fucking marmot who stole my fucking Bic lighter in the middle of the night. Asshole. And, before someone says, "should have had a backup," that was my backup. Might have been a pika. Could have been a weasel. But, I'm calling it a marmot. Even though whatever it was seemed way smaller than a marmot when it was conducting the nighttime raids.

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I’d like to hear more about Danger Moths.

Posted: 4/12/2022 8:03:36 AM EST

[#45]

The women are more dangerous than any animals

Posted: 4/12/2022 8:08:23 AM EST

[#46]

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Rural Utah has some of the nation's highest meth usage rates.

So...

FPNI

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Two things. First, what is it about this place and the first post usually crushing it on the answer!? I'm wary of two-legged critters much more than four.

Second, y u no have pie in the poll?