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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:01:35 PM EDT
If you invite a lady over and going to cook a meal - what is your goto?
For me is is always the grill - cook the whole meal outside... Grilled corn on the cob, sweet or baked potato, vegies (have a basket), and killer steak. For the horderve - I do a grilled scallops (wrapped in bacon or in a SOS Shell). )
Start off with a cocktail - preferable one that you use a boston shaker on.... Unreal how that get them in the mood.... Red |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:03:56 PM EDT
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Just my dick with a little chocolate sauce, whip cream, and maybe a cherry; ladies love dessert!
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:04:29 PM EDT
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Halibut cut into chunks, pan fried in butter with little bit of salt. Fry with onions. Put it on rice.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:05:07 PM EDT
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Usually Taco Bell with Ghost pepper sauce secretly put into the food.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:07:08 PM EDT
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The horderve you say.
What is the soup du jour? It’s the soup of the day. Mmmm. That sounds good; I’ll have that. |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:07:18 PM EDT
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McDonald's drive through dollar menu.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:11:55 PM EDT
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Scrambled egg whites with bacon bits mixed in.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:12:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:16:19 PM EDT
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13 inches of TUBE STEAK, obviously.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:16:59 PM EDT
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Steak.....boiled if she wants a tenderloin..
Or boiled pork loin 
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:19:18 PM EDT
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I don't cook really, so I used my charm and wit, back in the day. The wife loves me so much, she feeds me.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:22:59 PM EDT
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Fried shrimp.
It's the perfect food for the ladies. They get to choose (which they love to do), they get 100% say so on the portion size they want, and it's light enough to be a snack if that's all they want. Besides the point - If you can fry perfect shrimp and chicken, you can usually cook anything. 
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:23:03 PM EDT
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BBQ ribeyes or shrimp stirfry.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:23:25 PM EDT
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13 inches of TUBE STEAK, obviously. |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:24:56 PM EDT
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duck
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:27:01 PM EDT
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You bang her four times? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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13 inches of TUBE STEAK, obviously. 
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:31:03 PM EDT
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Cocaine
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:33:32 PM EDT
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Fried shrimp. It's the perfect food for the ladies. They get to choose (which they love to do), they get 100% say so on the portion size they want, and it's light enough to be a snack if that's all they want. Besides the point - If you can fry perfect shrimp and chicken, you can usually cook anything. https://i.imgur.com/6kK6Yzy.jpg |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:37:24 PM EDT
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I take them to the place where they make the meal in front of you.
You know Subway |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:41:35 PM EDT
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are you wearing leggings? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Fried shrimp. It's the perfect food for the ladies. They get to choose (which they love to do), they get 100% say so on the portion size they want, and it's light enough to be a snack if that's all they want. Besides the point - If you can fry perfect shrimp and chicken, you can usually cook anything. https://i.imgur.com/6kK6Yzy.jpg 
Yes, but I'm not in the picture. That's my daughter. |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:41:46 PM EDT
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A quick favorite is to just garlic and EVOO some shrimp then sautee with cavatelli, broccoli, more garlic, and a bit of red pepper flake.
Simple, light, delicious except for the garlic breath. |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:45:37 PM EDT
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I like to offer sweet thing a nice fish sandwich, then we go for a ride in my convertible which does not exist.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:47:00 PM EDT
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There is no way to make such a meal unless you know the persons likes and dislikes. Data you needs it.
Foolish to cater to your strength and hope its to her liking. You gonna serve steak to a salad eater or fish to a steak eater? You going to get the OH no, no, no unless you cater the meal to her. |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:47:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:47:31 PM EDT
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I make chili.
Her panties come off shortly thereafter when she has to shit. |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:48:50 PM EDT
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I make chili.
Her panties come off shortly thereafter when she has to shit. |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:48:51 PM EDT
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I had an ex GF who was crazy about Spaghetti-O's.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:49:25 PM EDT
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Usually Taco Bell with Ghost pepper sauce secretly put into the food. |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:49:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Fried shrimp. It's the perfect food for the ladies. They get to choose (which they love to do), they get 100% say so on the portion size they want, and it's light enough to be a snack if that's all they want. Besides the point - If you can fry perfect shrimp and chicken, you can usually cook anything. https://i.imgur.com/6kK6Yzy.jpg |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:50:34 PM EDT
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I prefer doing it on an empty stomach, makes breakfast that much better.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:50:38 PM EDT
[#30]
gorilla biscuits
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:51:44 PM EDT
[#31]
Scrambled eggs, then it's fertilized eggs.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:53:59 PM EDT
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The horderve you say. What is the soup du jour? It’s the soup of the day. Mmmm. That sounds good; I’ll have that. Poor incel. 
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:55:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dixie paper plates show her you’re DTF |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 1:57:41 PM EDT
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Quoted:
If you invite a lady over and going to cook a meal - what is your goto? For me is is always the grill - cook the whole meal outside... Grilled corn on the cob, sweet or baked potato, vegies (have a basket), and killer steak. For the horderve - I do a grilled scallops (wrapped in bacon or in a SOS Shell). https://cdn.shocho.co/sc-image/1/0/d/1/10d117785d9336af94ebab852cf9d29c.jpg?i10c=img.resize(width:800,height:800) Start off with a cocktail - preferable one that you use a boston shaker on.... Unreal how that get them in the mood.... Red |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:10:06 PM EDT
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Wings, hot, extra crispy. She'll have the salad. thx
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:18:32 PM EDT
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Imitation crab cakes served in my mom’s basement.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:19:57 PM EDT
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“Excuse me, dear, could you hand me that dish towel? Does it smell like chloroform to you, too?...”
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:21:37 PM EDT
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Right after the horderve comes the spelling contest. If he wins, she takes her clothes off. Poor incel. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The horderve you say. What is the soup du jour? It’s the soup of the day. Mmmm. That sounds good; I’ll have that. Poor incel. 
OP has not yet been to defile himself... |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:24:18 PM EDT
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Jesus, it took that long for Imitation Crab Meat to be posted????
And not a single mention about Sliders? Damn ARFCOM, you really are slipping 
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:27:44 PM EDT
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Steaks
Cordon bleu Whiskey. |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:28:49 PM EDT
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Quote History |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:30:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:31:35 PM EDT
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Taco Bell. Bitches love Taco Bell.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:47:37 PM EDT
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Bitches love Taco Bell. Call her a Bitch,Tell her to get in the dam truck and drive to TacoBell. Done Deal. |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:47:37 PM EDT
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To me, corn on the cob and romance do not mix. Unless of course there is mutual flossing.
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:50:13 PM EDT
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And they love bein called Bitches.. Call her a Bitch,Tell her to get in the dam truck and drive to TacoBell. Done Deal. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Bitches love Taco Bell. Call her a Bitch,Tell her to get in the dam truck and drive to TacoBell. Done Deal. 
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:51:08 PM EDT
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Shrimp cocktail
Roast chicken Carrots Roasted potatoes |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:51:42 PM EDT
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Pizza
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:53:38 PM EDT
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One night my GF was on her way over and said she was a little hungry. So I whipped up some bacon wrapped shrimp in a marinade that I threw together. She loved that it was tasty and not super unhealthy.
I usually invite girls over cook WITH me, that way we’re both in the kitchen talking, having fun, etc. |
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Posted: 7/21/2019 2:54:13 PM EDT
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