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Posted: 8/21/2022 12:24:29 PM EDT
Lot of shitty times unraveling before us; how about a goofy, fun Predator thread to laugh at!
All eras and locations have been unlocked for this one boys. Personally, I think Predator, Predators, and Predator 2 are the only decent movies (in that order!) BUT style points will be allocated for different eras and weapons. Free your minds! Masculinity is foremost here lads, no 5.56 for your big gun. Don't be a Prey, be a time traveling badass! I think the general guide should be- -one big gun -one smaller gun -one huge knife -one big knife Here's my takes! Predators styled loadout, modern times anywhere- -POF Rogue slung up -Glock 40 with an RMR and weapon light on my right hip like Barron Trump in the future Alien Wars -Esee Junglas in a crossdraw -Cold Steel SRK on my chest rig like Adrien Brody, probably have another tucked in my boot or whatever 1950s in Korea- -M1 motherfuckin Garand because FUCK those alien bastards -1911, where there any hotter cartridges in that platform then? Perhaps a Magnum revolver, Saint Elmer smiles down upon his children -W49 Bowie knife -idk, like a Sodbuster probably, love mine, dropped it on the pivot side, dunzo ?? Hell, out of what I actually I own, we gonna redneck in da woods with this- -Henry .44x with 300 grain hardcast -Glock 17 with Speer 147 grain TMJs -SRK, until I finish up my 10" Old Hickory -SRK Compact Shit, I really do need a Big Ass Knife; like right friggin now... Sound off! |
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It's not the load out. You always beat the predator by outsmarting it
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Bucket of river mud so he can't see me with his thermal vison.
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If I'm fighting space aliens who's goal in life is to hunt and kill, it doesn't matter what my load out is. I'm toast.
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I need only a plane ticket to someplace far from any 10’ tall space alien on a hunting expedition for humans.
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Easy, 2 claymores front 2 back. Deadman switch in my mouth and manual switch in my hand.
We die together! |
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Load out? You got it wrong.
@WhiskersTheCat @beitodesstrafe @PraesidiumFabrica In predator 2 we learn homie likes beef. He crashes in the slaughterhouse and eats beef. You want to fuck with something that has built in thermal/wizard eyes, advanced weaponry and can rip your ass limb from limb? Wrong. I'm going to throw a wagyu on the grill. Offer him a beer. Build a friendship. Now, I have predator friend. I will teach him how to shoot our primitive firearms, and he can teach me his advanced weaponry and shoulder plasma cannon. Load out for predator...pfft.... Me? I'm making friends with the predator. Maybe teach him how to play poker, and call him Frankie Fangs. I'm not fucking with no predator. I'm making him my friend. We can crash at each other's places. Have epic BBQs. Go on hunts together. He can drive my brodozed duramax, if i get to drive his space ship. Think about it. Intergallactic mudbogging. Do donuts on the moon and shit, It'll be good times. Hell maybe even try one of their women out. Load out for the predator... Jesus. No. That's an opportunity to make a very important friend. |
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A baguette and cheese sandwich should defeat the Predator handily.
https://www.ign.com/articles/2014/04/09/the-story-of-jean-claude-van-dammes-role-in-predator |
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One Big Gun: A pair of P90s with SS195 ammo. What? I like to dual wield.
One Hand Gun: 4 inch .44 Magnum revolver. One Big Knife: Gransfors Bruks Scandinavian Forest Axe One Regular Knife: Swiss Army Knife, Explorer model. |
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Quoted: Load out? You got it wrong. @WhiskersTheCat @beitodesstrafe @PraesidiumFabrica In predator 2 we learn homie likes beef. He crashes in the slaughterhouse and eats beef. You want to fuck with something that has built in thermal/wizard eyes, advanced weaponry and can rip your ass limb from limb? Wrong. I'm going to throw a wagyu on the grill. Offer him a beer. Build a friendship. Now, I have predator friend. I will teach him how to shoot our primitive firearms, and he can teach me his advanced weaponry and shoulder plasma cannon. Load out for predator...pfft.... Me? I'm making friends with the predator. Maybe teach him how to play poker, and call him Frankie Fangs. I'm not fucking with no predator. I'm making him my friend. We can crash at each other's places. Have epic BBQs. Go on hunts together. He can drive my brodozed duramax, if i get to drive his space ship. Think about it. Intergallactic mudbogging. Do donuts on the moon and shit, It'll be good times. Hell maybe even try one of their women out. Load out for the predator... Jesus. No. That's an opportunity to make a very important friend. View Quote PREDATOR FRIENDS |
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Think about it.
Make friends with a predator. Go wherever you want. You've got Frankie Fangs with you. He loves to kill shit. The dude eats breathes sleeps and shits about killing. And he likes beef. You'll never have to fire a single round in defense. Why? Frankie Fangs has invisibility cloak on. Dude would straight up deep clean an entire city out of boredom...never mind what he'd do for a friend... Picture a car jacking with him sitting shotgun. It's 2am. You're cruising through a bad area, high crime. Frankie Fangs is sitting shotgun. Thugs come guns drawn to the passengers side while you're at a red light... Shoot through the door? Nonsense. Frankie is on it, out of respect, he rolls the window down first, and wipes them out with the shoulder plasma cannon. Hell maybe he gets out the door first and filets their ass with his many sharp weapons. You guys go to the club on Halloween night, you bring Frankie Fangs to enter the best costume contest. You're trying to get him laid, and it just so happens the chick you're introducing him to has a jealous ex there and he's got his boys with him. Dude comes over... Hey man... you don't want to fuck with my frie...you get shoved/pushed aside, maybe take a hit to the face. It's no biggie. Frankie Fangs is there... he can literally wipe the whole place out! One or a few? Pfft. Never mind if a knife or gun gets pulled... Frankie lives for that shit bro! I'm making friends with a predator. Could you imagine partying with a predator?! You take him to all the nerdy comic-cons and hook him up with some hot chick dressed like Princess Leia, nerds want to take pictures with him, he goes from wanting to wipe us all out to... humans ain't so bad afterall! Get some friends and Frankie over get him doing keg stands, teach him how to play beer pong... |
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Quoted: Why it's the same as my Bigfoot loadout of course! View Quote Sir, we don't joke on the feet. They are as welcome in this country as we are, perhaps more so. I am confident they will rise to occasion should the Predators get into our woods. Quoted: Load out? You got it wrong. @WhiskersTheCat @beitodesstrafe @PraesidiumFabrica In predator 2 we learn homie likes beef. He crashes in the slaughterhouse and eats beef. You want to fuck with something that has built in thermal/wizard eyes, advanced weaponry and can rip your ass limb from limb? Wrong. I'm going to throw a wagyu on the grill. Offer him a beer. Build a friendship. Now, I have predator friend. I will teach him how to shoot our primitive firearms, and he can teach me his advanced weaponry and shoulder plasma cannon. Load out for predator...pfft.... Me? I'm making friends with the predator. Maybe teach him how to play poker, and call him Frankie Fangs. I'm not fucking with no predator. I'm making him my friend. We can crash at each other's places. Have epic BBQs. Go on hunts together. He can drive my brodozed duramax, if i get to drive his space ship. Think about it. Intergallactic mudbogging. Do donuts on the moon and shit, It'll be good times. Hell maybe even try one of their women out. Load out for the predator... Jesus. No. That's an opportunity to make a very important friend View Quote I'm divided on this, HLNW has some good ramblings but I think he misses the point here. |
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I always wanted that machete/big ass knife Billy died with in the first one.
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Looks like @HappyLife_NoWife has put actual work into his plan. I’ll follow his lead.
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Quoted: Load out? You got it wrong. @WhiskersTheCat @beitodesstrafe @PraesidiumFabrica In predator 2 we learn homie likes beef. He crashes in the slaughterhouse and eats beef. You want to fuck with something that has built in thermal/wizard eyes, advanced weaponry and can rip your ass limb from limb? Wrong. I'm going to throw a wagyu on the grill. Offer him a beer. Build a friendship. Now, I have predator friend. I will teach him how to shoot our primitive firearms, and he can teach me his advanced weaponry and shoulder plasma cannon. Load out for predator...pfft.... Me? I'm making friends with the predator. Maybe teach him how to play poker, and call him Frankie Fangs. I'm not fucking with no predator. I'm making him my friend. We can crash at each other's places. Have epic BBQs. Go on hunts together. He can drive my brodozed duramax, if i get to drive his space ship. Think about it. Intergallactic mudbogging. Do donuts on the moon and shit, It'll be good times. Hell maybe even try one of their women out. Load out for the predator... Jesus. No. That's an opportunity to make a very important friend. View Quote Man has a point. |
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Quoted: PREDATOR FRIENDS View Quote YES! You post that Wish Glock switch P80 build. Arfcom BATFE hones in on your IP address. Within minutes BATFE rolls up heavy to go Waco on your ass. Frankie Fangs is on the couch hung over. He's not in a good mood. Suddenly the door is blasted clean off the hinges... Wrong move... You have an intergallactic warrior who is the Vincent Van Gough of death, crashed on your couch...that bastard is too big and can't metabolize excedrine or Tylenol like we can...his head is pounding...he's got the bubble guts...because he didn't listen when you warned him the dangers of drinking budweiser/buttwiper products. BATFE just ramped his migraine to 11. And. They're coming in armed... |
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Quoted: Look... All I'm saying is... There's an opportunity... you can either piss it away and die on that hill... Or you can make friends with an advanced species that has wrist nukes, space ships, and advanced weaponry over steaks... I'm making friends with the predator. After a week at my place? Dudes going back to his home planet and will have a gadsden and confederate flag flying with a rusty camaro parked next to the flag pole out in the front yard with FUCK TAXES spray painted on it. Could you imagine wrist nukes? Get a laser engraver and put Rolex crown and font on it. Dude sweet watch, but what is it? Oh uh, limited edition Submariner-Typhoon edition...see, it even has digital commie vodka squares! Learn his lingo, tote that sucker all around... Save it for the 4th of July grand finale. @WhiskersTheCat get the truck... we're gonna need to haul ass after I set the timer to touch this fucker off... https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/420/872/500.gif View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Sir, we don't joke on the feet. They are as welcome in this country as we are, perhaps more so. I am confident they will rise to occasion should the Predators get into our woods. I'm divided on this, HLNW has some good ramblings but I think he misses the point here. Look... All I'm saying is... There's an opportunity... you can either piss it away and die on that hill... Or you can make friends with an advanced species that has wrist nukes, space ships, and advanced weaponry over steaks... I'm making friends with the predator. After a week at my place? Dudes going back to his home planet and will have a gadsden and confederate flag flying with a rusty camaro parked next to the flag pole out in the front yard with FUCK TAXES spray painted on it. Could you imagine wrist nukes? Get a laser engraver and put Rolex crown and font on it. Dude sweet watch, but what is it? Oh uh, limited edition Submariner-Typhoon edition...see, it even has digital commie vodka squares! Learn his lingo, tote that sucker all around... Save it for the 4th of July grand finale. @WhiskersTheCat get the truck... we're gonna need to haul ass after I set the timer to touch this fucker off... https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/420/872/500.gif He tells the intergalactic federation taxation is theft |
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Quoted: YES! You post that Wish Glock switch P80 build. Arfcom BATFE hones in on your IP address. Within minutes BATFE rolls up heavy to go Waco on your ass. Frankie Fangs is on the couch hung over. He's not in a good mood. Suddenly the door is blasted clean off the hinges... Wrong move... You have an intergallactic warrior who is the Vincent Van Gough of death, crashed on your couch...that bastard is too big and can't metabolize excedrine or Tylenol like we can...his head is pounding...he's got the bubble guts...because he didn't listen when you warned him the dangers of drinking budweiser/buttwiper products. BATFE just ramped his migraine to 11. And. They're coming in armed... View Quote Shit, I'm about to put on a predator costume and roll up to your place. |
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A Speedo. A bucket of mud to camo myself. A s&w500. Abd a good pair of running shoes.
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-one big gun
Shoulder cannon/plasmacaster -one smaller gun Wrist gun -one huge knife Telescoping spear. Not really a knife, but it's big. -one big knife Wristblades |
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Quoted: He tells the intergalactic federation taxation is theft View Quote He comes back with a Harley, a Boost fed LS powered C10, a KX250 2 stroke as God intended, none of that thumper degeneracy, a Yamaha banshee, a lifted Square body on 35s, a couple Ducatis. Oil is bountiful on so many planets. His bros laugh and point at such primitive things...They've got nuke powered literally, everything... That can travel at light speed... yet... none of those fuckers ever been on a dirt bike, a quad, etc... We become oil barons through his obsession to kill everything. He's advanced as fuck. We open our own oil company becomming trillionaires. Why? Because homie straight up GWB/Haliburtoned the fuck out of an entire planet! He doesn't care about oil! He just wants to kill! Everything! We cut him in on some shares in our oil company. We teach him how to invest in stonks, REITs, ETFs. We use his reactors to power our fuel refineries. It doesn't cost us a dime to produce! All because we cooked space homie steak. Throwing commies from helicopters? Bro. We have space ships... COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY COMMIES YOU COULD THROW OUT OF A PREDATOR SPACE SHIP!?!?!? |
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Quoted: He comes back with a Harley, a Boost fed LS powered C10, a KX250 2 stroke as God intended, none of that thumper degeneracy, a Yamaha banshee, a lifted Square body on 35s, a couple Ducatis. Oil is bountiful on so many planets. His bros laugh and point at such primitive things...They've got nuke powered literally, everything... That can travel at light speed... yet... none of those fuckers ever been on a dirt bike, a quad, etc... We become oil barons through his obsession to kill everything. He's advanced as fuck. We open our own oil company becomming trillionaires. Why? Because homie straight up GWB/Haliburtoned the fuck out of an entire planet! He doesn't care about oil! He just wants to kill! Everything! We cut him in on some shares in our oil company. We teach him how to invest in stonks, REITs, ETFs. We use his reactors to power our fuel refineries. It doesn't cost us a dime to produce! All because we cooked space homie steak. Throwing commies from helicopters? Bro. We have space ships... COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY COMMIES YOU COULD THROW OUT OF A PREDATOR SPACE SHIP!?!?!? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: He tells the intergalactic federation taxation is theft He comes back with a Harley, a Boost fed LS powered C10, a KX250 2 stroke as God intended, none of that thumper degeneracy, a Yamaha banshee, a lifted Square body on 35s, a couple Ducatis. Oil is bountiful on so many planets. His bros laugh and point at such primitive things...They've got nuke powered literally, everything... That can travel at light speed... yet... none of those fuckers ever been on a dirt bike, a quad, etc... We become oil barons through his obsession to kill everything. He's advanced as fuck. We open our own oil company becomming trillionaires. Why? Because homie straight up GWB/Haliburtoned the fuck out of an entire planet! He doesn't care about oil! He just wants to kill! Everything! We cut him in on some shares in our oil company. We teach him how to invest in stonks, REITs, ETFs. We use his reactors to power our fuel refineries. It doesn't cost us a dime to produce! All because we cooked space homie steak. Throwing commies from helicopters? Bro. We have space ships... COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY COMMIES YOU COULD THROW OUT OF A PREDATOR SPACE SHIP!?!?!? Holy fuck. Bro we could recycle the commies by sending them to the fucking sun |
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Quoted: He comes back with a Harley, a Boost fed LS powered C10, a KX250 2 stroke as God intended, none of that thumper degeneracy, a Yamaha banshee, a lifted Square body on 35s, a couple Ducatis. Oil is bountiful on so many planets. His bros laugh and point at such primitive things...They've got nuke powered literally, everything... That can travel at light speed... yet... none of those fuckers ever been on a dirt bike, a quad, etc... We become oil barons through his obsession to kill everything. He's advanced as fuck. We open our own oil company becomming trillionaires. Why? Because homie straight up GWB/Haliburtoned the fuck out of an entire planet! He doesn't care about oil! He just wants to kill! Everything! We cut him in on some shares in our oil company. We teach him how to invest in stonks, REITs, ETFs. We use his reactors to power our fuel refineries. It doesn't cost us a dime to produce! All because we cooked space homie steak. Throwing commies from helicopters? Bro. We have space ships... COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY COMMIES YOU COULD THROW OUT OF A PREDATOR SPACE SHIP!?!?!? View Quote Do you think the advanced predator race would enjoy a good blub? Like do you think he would be down to earth enough to realize Blublublub is awesome or is he going to be like "that setup is not optimal I am gay" |
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Quoted: Quoted: Holy fuck. Bro we could recycle the commies by sending them to the fucking sun https://i.imgflip.com/6qo12d.jpg |
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Quoted: Do you think the advanced predator race would enjoy a good blub? Like do you think he would be down to earth enough to realize Blublublub is awesome or is he going to be like "that setup is not optimal I am gay" View Quote He adapts improvises and overcomes... Of course he's going to think it's awesome if he has to hoof it everywhere with the invisibility cloak on... He sees our modes of transportation and might be like... HA! POORS! Wait. Fuck. I must blend in... this thing will stick out like a sore thumb... You know how many rock predator helmets and dreads on crotch rockets down here? ALOT. He would blend in... then be like. Ya know... it might not run on unobtanium... but it is fun! Our shit is slow compared to his... but that old saying goes, it's more fun to ride a slow bike fast, than it is to ride a fast bike slow... When in Rome and all that jazz... One thing we'd all agree on... EVs are gay. Dude has fusion/fission controlled thermal nuclear propulsion driven things. A battery? Pfft. |
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Quoted: Think about it. Make friends with a predator. Go wherever you want. You've got Frankie Fangs with you. He loves to kill shit. The dude eats breathes sleeps and shits about killing. And he likes beef. You'll never have to fire a single round in defense. Why? Frankie Fangs has invisibility cloak on. Dude would straight up deep clean an entire city out of boredom...never mind what he'd do for a friend... Picture a car jacking with him sitting shotgun. It's 2am. You're cruising through a bad area, high crime. Frankie Fangs is sitting shotgun. Thugs come guns drawn to the passengers side while you're at a red light... Shoot through the door? Nonsense. Frankie is on it, out of respect, he rolls the window down first, and wipes them out with the shoulder plasma cannon. Hell maybe he gets out the door first and filets their ass with his many sharp weapons. You guys go to the club on Halloween night, you bring Frankie Fangs to enter the best costume contest. You're trying to get him laid, and it just so happens the chick you're introducing him to has a jealous ex there and he's got his boys with him. Dude comes over... Hey man... you don't want to fuck with my frie...you get shoved/pushed aside, maybe take a hit to the face. It's no biggie. Frankie Fangs is there... he can literally wipe the whole place out! One or a few? Pfft. Never mind if a knife or gun gets pulled... Frankie lives for that shit bro! I'm making friends with a predator. Could you imagine partying with a predator?! You take him to all the nerdy comic-cons and hook him up with some hot chick dressed like Princess Leia, nerds want to take pictures with him, he goes from wanting to wipe us all out to... humans ain't so bad afterall! Get some friends and Frankie over get him doing keg stands, teach him how to play beer pong... View Quote I think we've figured out the No Wife part. |
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I feel like this thread is a better script for a Predator sequel than the actual movie Prey
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Quoted: It's not the load out. You always beat the predator by outsmarting it View Quote This is a key point. If We snagged Archimedes from about 2200 years ago, Ptolemy from about 2000 years ago, Philoponus from 1500 years ago, Leif Ericsson from 1000 years ago, Copernicus, Musashi, and Bokuden from 500 years ago, and And dropped them into some remote ghost town with the weapons of their eras, Then had some 25 year old gym beast 6’5” dude ripped and on the juice come revving into town in a Hemi, with an iPhone, AK pistol, Deagle with da’ beams, cammies, off the shelf commercial drone, AR with a thermal scope, night vision monocle, suppressor, cam system 500fps crossbow, IFAK, and bunch of other stuff he could fit into that huge trunk- That does not mean the 25 year old guy is brilliant, knows how design and build Hemis, the math and tech in an iPhone,firearms, medicine, etc. He is simply a guy that can use stuff created by a long chain of others. A group of smart guys and warrior guys of a more primitive period, While at a size, strength, and tech disadvantage- May have more brains and possibly come up with a way to prevail. |
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Quoted: I always wanted that machete/big ass knife Billy died with in the first one. View Quote |
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