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Dumb kid letting air out? I'd do something to make them regret it, mock and ridicule and take their picture etc. No physical contact, then hook up the air compressor.
Person with a tool that might've been a knife or ice pick cutting valve stems or puncturing the tire? Well, they might regret it. But maybe for not so long. |
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I’d want to beat the fuck out of them. But I’d probably try to get them and their car on video and call the police. Not worth going to jail over something stupid. I’d insist on pressing charges no matter what the cop said. Even if it goes nowhere, it inconveniences the little piece of shit.
What would be the legality of physically detaining them until police arrived? I’d imagine it would be frowned upon. |
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Probably catch an assault charge.... And not feel bad about it.
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I remember turds fucking with luxury vehicles and SUVs in the early 2000s, with “no blood for oil” bullshit. Funny, because their old piece of shit VW bus, spewing black smoke is clearly so much better for the environment and uses less fossil fuels.
It’s even more funny now, when I see democrats driving a V8 truck with leftist garbage on the stickers. |
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The post count thing. Welcome fellow enthusiast.
The deflators probably have overwatch nowadays. I certainly wouldn't follow them and.... nvm. |
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Everybody should keep an old throwdown rusty screwdriver in their vehicle. Not sure what it might ever be needed for but just seems like a good idea.
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Quoted: Background: - Climate activists are deflating the tires of SUVs in US cities to make them "impossible" to own. - Tire Extinguishers deflated almost 900 SUVs this week and hit 52 in Brooklyn, NY. - The group has previously hit Pittsburgh and San Francisco as well as many European cities. View Quote Do the same to those who have leftoid stickers? |
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This calls for a bait truck.
Something along the lines of a twin stack diesel F-250 parked near their headquarters. If law enforcement wants to get ahead of these imps. |
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Quoted: This calls for a bait truck. Something along the lines of a twin stack diesel F-250 parked near their headquarters. If law enforcement wants to get ahead of these imps. View Quote The Wire - Omar Comin |
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Quoted: Run the little shit off, plug my air compressor to my 4 tire air up system and air up all my tires and drive away Edit: above is if caught "deflating". Damaging those tires would be a felony in my state, and would be dealt with appropriately for the LE having jurisdiction to come take them https://i.ibb.co/0KKSqMJ/20210930-123847.jpg View Quote Why ? Does Florida have a special felony tire law, or is that because of the value of your tires ? @vanilla_gorilla |
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First I'd give then one chance to blow my truck tires back up to 65psi with whatever they brung. Failing that they are getting an ass whoopin.
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I'd makes them suck that nasty smelling liquid out of my dogs ass glands. After that they can eat all the dog shit off my lawn.
Saves a a vet trip and I have a clean yard. |
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Don't their brethren glue themselves to roads? I could see gluing their foreheads, lips and nose to the street, then gluing their hands behind their back. For the cause......
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Take a photo of them, call the cops, change the tire, go home.
Not worth ruining my life over it. They are stupid. I am not. |
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I would take great joy in beating the everlivingfuck out of them.
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Call the cops, I'm not going to jail for kicking the shit out of someone deflating my tires.
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John Browning built the first Ma Deuce because he caught someone messing with his tires.
Just sayin . . . |
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1. Ask them to sequester their collective lung's eeeeevil Co2 emissions equalling ~40-50 PSI into each tire deflated. (At gunpoint if required)
2. Super-Glue their palms to the sidewalls of the last tire they inflate. 3. Practice parallel parking. |
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Quoted: You just don't fuck with a man's car. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/504836/cR5NFH1__400x400-2612218_jpg-2619210.JPG View Quote Well there ya have it. |
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Quoted: I caught a guy spitting on the windshield of my dads H1 when he let me take it out on a date one night when I was a kid. I made the guy crawl up on the hood and clean it with his T-shirt, my date was impressed and i got some that night. View Quote Attached File |
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After I kicked him in the balls and tapped danced on his head I would call the cops, after I laid a ball bat beside of him.
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I would demand oral sex from them. When they refuse I would call them an anti-Semite and accuse them of being a nazi because they refused to but my kosher pork sausage in their mouth. Yell "bash the fash" and attack them.
/sarcasm mostly |
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Have then reinflate them orally, then have them strip down with only the clothes god gave them and get the fuck off my property.
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Quoted: Bats are heavy and slow and people tend not to stand still and let you hit them where you want to hit them. It's weird but everyone I've seen use a bat in a fight suddenly discovered how open and vulnerable they are when 2 seconds before they they thought they were billy bad ass. I'm not even talking about the times I've seen bats taken from their wielders. People just instinctively suddenly realize it's not at all how they expected it to be even before they swing it. You can see the fear in their faces. They get scared to swing with any real strength because they suddenly and way too late realize what a crappy weapon it is. And I say this as someone who has been hit in the head with a bat I've taken from someone and beat them with. You don't want to be one of those people who suddenly realize your bat is a shitty weapon in a fight that is so heavy and slow it leaves you very vulnerable. View Quote Jab at the face Swing at the knees while looking at their face. |
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Manufacturing a new set of tires probably releases a shitton of what ever crap they claim is killing the planet.
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Might be some broken fingers.
Then fire up the truck and let it idle while I use my little mini air compressor to air up all the tires. Probably take a couple hours of idling. Big tires and small air compressor. |
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