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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:14:05 PM EST
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Good point. How about a bag full of diamonds? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Buy anything of high value with cash and the IRS or Gov agents could be knocking at your door. put that in your car and drive on the freeway quickly and get a ticket and it might end out gov property. Good point. How about a bag full of diamonds? Google or go into a Italian pizza joint and ask them what money laundering means and how to do it 
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:14:09 PM EST
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MG's, fast cars, land, house.
I suppose it should really be in the opposite order. 
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:15:06 PM EST
[#3]
buy gold with it.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:17:00 PM EST
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You can have assets, just make sure they are hidable assets. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do Brewsters Millions rules apply? As in, no assets after 30 days? If I can have assets, that can be chewed up with 3-4 NFA buys and a HTF shoot on my dime. If I can't have assets, then I'll just rent 6-8 NFA toys for the HTF shoot, still on my dime. You can have assets, just make sure they are hidable assets. So basically, if you can keister you can keep it?
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:17:04 PM EST
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No retirement savings, or paying off the mortgage or some sensible thing like that. Also, no bequeathing to kids or relatives or some nice deed like that. You must spend it all in a month. You mush enjoy yourself immensely. It has to include something you always wanted to do, and I don't mean going back to school. I'm looking tor imaginative ways to spend this cash. And feel free to guess how much that is. https://s18.postimg.org/9yaxxif21/Suitcase.jpg Go to Children's cancer hospitals. Walk around and meet children. Then pay off their medical bills, and any hospice/expenses the family has incurred while they fight for their children's lives. (Dress up like a super hero if you want to do it anonymously) After securing my family's own financial future, I can't think of anything more I'd want to do, if I had that much disposable income. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:17:16 PM EST
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My guess: $1.5 to 1.7 mil
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:18:15 PM EST
[#7]
Stole it from an armored truck I see.
ETA is your last name Cabello? |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:18:31 PM EST
[#8]
40 acres
house shooting range Ford Raptor 1969 Ford Torino Cobra 428 1970 Chevy Monte Carlo 454 SS Machine guns and ammo with anything left over.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:19:36 PM EST
[#9]
Hooker and blow
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:19:50 PM EST
[#10]
2.1 million.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:23:31 PM EST
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:25:34 PM EST
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Stole it from an armored truck I see. ETA is your last name Cabello? No I just downloaded the pic from the internet. What, you thought it was actually mine? |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:25:37 PM EST
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Make a $3M donation to the NRA-ILA fund in the name of the Clinton foundation and laugh, and laugh, and laugh as hildebeest short circuits.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:26:40 PM EST
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book and pre pay hunts to South America, Africa, North America and New Zealand for my son and I.
buy all equipment for said hunts.. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:29:34 PM EST
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Depends on the rules.
If we can have items left over at the end I would buy like 1 of everything at the gun shop and a pallets of ammo, a super high end gaming computer and insane server for at home, the most ridiculous TV and home theater system I can find. If we cant have items left over I would buy pallets of ammo to shoot and charter private jet flights around the world staying in dope ass hotels and eating at the fanciest places and drinking the most expensive booze the whole time. Not sure what I would do if the money needed to be treated as "hot". Probably buy a bunch of tools and machinery from people in other states paying cash, nothing local and repeated to draw attention. Pay cash for groceries and gas, not that unusual too see a hundo for this stuff. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:30:47 PM EST
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No I just downloaded the pic from the internet. What, you thought it was actually mine? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Stole it from an armored truck I see. ETA is your last name Cabello? No I just downloaded the pic from the internet. What, you thought it was actually mine? We're no longer friends. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:31:35 PM EST
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Deposit a couple $100 once a week into different bank accounts. Buy groceries, small value stuff cash a $100 bill at a time. There's just no way you could quickly utilize a briefcase full of $100's that wouldn't put a big, red blinking beacon on your head. Last time I wanted to buy a car cash, dealership would only take a max of $5000 cash. The rest had to be bank transfer or cashier's check. So you'd have to find a way to get that cash in a bank without attracting unwanted attention. Launder the cash through a restaurant or car wash. Buy private party used. Saw a nice privately offered GT3 on Craigslist a couple of weeks ago. I am sure the seller would be more then happy to take an envelope full of cash for it. I would use existing funds to break ground on a shop. A building doesn't qualify as "easily hidden" IMO so I would go out of pocket for that. While that is underway, I would go buy all the things to equip said shop. Plasma table, lift, CNC machine, fully stocked Snap on boxes. Trip to the local offroad shop for all the parts for my project truck. $30k gone in a heartbeat. Go make a field trip to Summit racing. Load up on crate LS7s, Tremec transmissions, coilovers, etc. Could blow $100k there without breaking a sweat. While in NV at Summit, go spend a high roller weekend in Vegas. Chew through a couple $100k partying like a rockstar. Maybe charter a nice jet and go to Hawaii for a week. Buy a grip of prepaid credit cards Buy precious metals (gold, silver, lead, brass) |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:31:38 PM EST
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2016 winner of the best FPNI
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Vegas Hookers Blow Stories for life |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:32:49 PM EST
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I'd buy a yacht with a flag, says "Chillin' the most", and rock that bitch up and down the coast. Yep, that's what I'd do. Start an escort service for all the right reasons, set up shop atop the four seasons. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:33:00 PM EST
[#20]
Hookers & Blow
Guns & Ammo C'mon man, it ain't that hard |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:33:45 PM EST
[#21]
Fpni
Txl |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:37:19 PM EST
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I figure 2,050,000. dollars. Elk hunt in NewMexico for all my friends on the Jicarilla Indian reservation, plus full mounts for everyone.Before we leave we go to Cabellas and everyone can pick a couple rifles all gear, whatever. Call STI and order 2011's to commemorate the trip with our hunting party name on the slide for everyone. Also order each person a freedom arms 454 or whatever caliber they want.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:37:56 PM EST
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depends... does the IRS know about it?
if they dont you would have to launder it I have heard some creative ways to do so but right now everything I can think of would only go through about 50k before it started raising red flags I recall some interesting techniques using casinos 
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:38:50 PM EST
[#24]
Blind trust within blind trust to purchase the largest island I could find in international waters
Start my own country Declare war on US Sue for peace |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:39:19 PM EST
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Ammo, transferrables, mags, parts, a few m1009 cucv's, trip to vegas and whatever is left I would go to the most expensive steak place there and pay for everyone's meal.
ETA: I could easily spend that in a day, that minus the trip to Vegas unless you bump it up to 48 hours. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:40:38 PM EST
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Up my game on the NFA collection, buy a 45-50' ketch and outfit it for live aboard, nice house in the US Virgin Islands...
If that's around $2M... That's about as as as I'm gonna get. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:47:18 PM EST
[#27]
Racing cars
I will owe money in the end. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:47:45 PM EST
[#28]
Tag
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:50:19 PM EST
[#29]
That would buy a lot of Krugerrands.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:52:11 PM EST
[#30]
Will that cover an F40 these days? If not, a twin turbo & stroked Ford GT and a couple of Pro-Touring style cars. HK sear, suppressors, etc.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:54:18 PM EST
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Honestly, I'd give a fuck ton of it away. Do you have any idea how much fun it would be to change thousands of peoples lives for the better, even if only for a short time, with that much money? I'd pay off homes, school loans, cars and buy medical equipment and outfit peoples homes with ramps and ADA shit that couldnt afford it. Decent people, people who gave and would pay it forward if and when they could. I bet I could spend that in one day.  Would be absolutely the best time in anyone's life to charity out 2mil. There is an old saying about someone and his money being parted. I forget the details. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:56:50 PM EST
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Make a $3M donation to the NRA-ILA fund in the name of the Clinton foundation and laugh, and laugh, and laugh as hildebeest short circuits. That wouldn't work without a corresponding entry on the foundation's books. Accounting, how does it work? |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:57:58 PM EST
[#33]
Track day car
Guns 4x4 Some sort of RV travel US/Europe |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:59:22 PM EST
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I'm gonna buy an ambassadorship.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:00:00 PM EST
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Machine guns, hookers , really expensive alcohol. Few 100lbs of tannerite that I set off to music. Maybe Rally school, and car to beat the shit out of. Spend a couple weeks at crazy expensive vacation home.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:00:09 PM EST
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$1.35M.
To start, I'd take a road trip to visit Sam @ SGAmmo.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:01:06 PM EST
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Charter a private jet and fly to a different country for lunch and dinner everyday. Breakfast will be served on aircraft each morning as you fly to the next place for sight seeing and lunch...rinse and repeat for dinner. Sleep either on the high end private plane or in luxury hotels...
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:01:38 PM EST
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If I can keep what I buy, land, new house with underground vault/bunker.
If I can't, I'll go on a taste of Europe hookers and blow tour, the hardest decision being where to start. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:01:47 PM EST
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Spend it on stuff that has a high potential to make me more money. Maybe start a Venture Capital company.
Other ideas: Buy under priced real estate & repo's, buy business(es) with good growth potential. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:02:25 PM EST
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Send it to the IRS along with everything else they take.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:03:35 PM EST
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Gun Collection has just reached a much happier level...
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:05:33 PM EST
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It would be pretty difficult to do anything meaningful with that much money in a month without getting arrested.
I would spread it to several friends to spread out and build serious SHTF caches as well as get as much gold and silver as I could. Dump money in the coffers of several organizations I appreciate |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:10:52 PM EST
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Blind trust within blind trust to purchase the largest island I could find in international waters Start my own country Declare war on US Sue for peace And then get aid to rebuild. Instead of millions you'll have billions now.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:11:01 PM EST
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My guess is $1.2 million.
And 1 month? Please, I could have that spent before the weekend rolled around. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:25:58 PM EST
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:36:12 PM EST
[#46]
3.5 mil
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:38:27 PM EST
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I'm gonna buy an ambassadorship. An interesting choice. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:52:00 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There is an old saying about someone and his money being parted. I forget the details. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Honestly, I'd give a fuck ton of it away. Do you have any idea how much fun it would be to change thousands of peoples lives for the better, even if only for a short time, with that much money? I'd pay off homes, school loans, cars and buy medical equipment and outfit peoples homes with ramps and ADA shit that couldnt afford it. Decent people, people who gave and would pay it forward if and when they could. I bet I could spend that in one day. Would be absolutely the best time in anyone's life to charity out 2mil. There is an old saying about someone and his money being parted. I forget the details. So you're saying your old. Now the bold makes sense. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:53:08 PM EST
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Monte Carlo.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:54:04 PM EST
[#50]
5000 acres in south Texas
That's about one million |
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