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Posted: 8/17/2016 2:01:46 PM EST
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The Blue Falcon
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Posted: 8/17/2016 2:12:58 PM EST
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WOW. I think the worst thing I ever did to a dude I had "issues" with was short sheet his bed (Always hilarious!)  |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 2:14:56 PM EST
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The Blue Falcon Believe me, in this story, the E5 eating the "tainted apple" (Ha! I just fucking cracked myself up) is the Blue Falcon.... |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 2:38:31 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have been inspired to change my avatar  |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 2:39:34 PM EST
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I can understand having some shitbag E5 to deal with.
But we got ours kicked out of the division and sent on a permanent TAD to the mess decks. Fuck him. If I wasn't willing to make'em bleed then they really weren't worth it. So I never got in trouble and I'm living the better life as my revenge. |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 2:46:11 PM EST
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I have been inspired to change my avatar Heck yes....in some spots, passive/aggressive is all you got... |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 2:47:36 PM EST
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... The chicken was mighty fine.
Till one jumped off the table, and started marking time. |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 2:49:35 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: WOW. I think the worst thing I ever did to a dude I had "issues" with was short sheet his bed (Always hilarious!) https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M6a3a8bf0c4ff44c498d4875681e0b55dH0&w=299&h=299&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0 |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 4:35:22 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not a chance that this twit made it to retirement. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: And now that guy is retired enjoying his retirement check and free healthcare and yourPetty attempt at revenge didn't even matter. Good job OP Not a chance that this twit made it to retirement. I was floored at the many 20 yr E-6 borderline 600-9 guys In my retirement ceremony. |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 4:47:14 PM EST
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Somewhere there's an ex-E5 who can't figure out why the apples from the mess hall taste like your bunk-mate's cock.
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Posted: 8/17/2016 4:48:24 PM EST
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Somewhere there's an ex-E5 who can't figure out why the apples from the mess hall taste like your bunk-mate's cock. I see what you did there |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 5:01:11 PM EST
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Somewhere there's an ex-E5 who can't figure out why the apples from the mess hall taste like your bunk-mate's cock. 
Well played. |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 7:42:25 PM EST
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On the submarine, we pubed people's coffee. My old man and his cohorts put red food dye in the Skipper's black coffee until he went to the Corpsman complaining of blood in his urine. |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 7:48:40 PM EST
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My old man and his cohorts put red food dye in the Skipper's black coffee until he went to the Corpsman complaining of blood in his urine. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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On the submarine, we pubed people's coffee. My old man and his cohorts put red food dye in the Skipper's black coffee until he went to the Corpsman complaining of blood in his urine. For a while I got piss tested weekly because my unit knew I was clean so I just drank red food coloring on Thursday night and would scream bloody murder while filling the cup up. I had a corporal blow chunks and it was pretty funny. |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 8:28:46 PM EST
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Somewhere there's an ex-E5 who can't figure out why the apples from the mess hall taste like your bunk-mate's cock. That made me spit bourbon through my nose, you win!
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Posted: 8/17/2016 9:01:47 PM EST
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For a while I got piss tested weekly because my unit knew I was clean so I just drank red food coloring on Thursday night and would scream bloody murder while filling the cup up. I had a corporal blow chunks and it was pretty funny. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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On the submarine, we pubed people's coffee. My old man and his cohorts put red food dye in the Skipper's black coffee until he went to the Corpsman complaining of blood in his urine. For a while I got piss tested weekly because my unit knew I was clean so I just drank red food coloring on Thursday night and would scream bloody murder while filling the cup up. I had a corporal blow chunks and it was pretty funny. That is living up to your avatar / screen name. Good job I had two dick head NCO's, one in basic, that got relived of duty. He recycled someone to try and get his platoons average PT score up. The other was an E5 that pretty much pissed off the battalion. Getting a dispatch went from taking an hour when everyone was doing it, to waiting in the line two or three times to accomplish the same thing. I am pretty sure he did not get promoted while at that unit. It did not occur to me to get my ball sweat on his food. ETS E4 at 2 years and did a few more years in the NG. |
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