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Link Posted: 1/28/2021 1:00:57 PM EDT
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Trip while putting on your damn pants like I did this morning.  Banged my knee into the floor hard.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 1:07:51 PM EDT
[#2]
Man the fuck up.  I spend every day in pain and I don't start threads whining about it.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 1:38:19 PM EDT
[#3]
Just look at it as an investment opportunity....... cause it WILL get worse!

Welcome to “old age”
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 1:43:19 PM EDT
[#4]
Life IS pain highness. Anyone saying differently is selling something.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 1:48:34 PM EDT
[#5]
Do you think you pulled a muscle or did it feel more serious? Like something important tore?
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 1:50:06 PM EDT
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As long as you don’t wear any pants.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 1:53:58 PM EDT
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Back problem? I've heard os a lot of back injuries for what you'd consider minor stuff. Moving wrong taking off a jacket isn't an unheard of cause.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 1:57:36 PM EDT
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Princess Bride - Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 2:02:27 PM EDT
[#9]
Your answer is in the book of Revelation. Not until He says it stops.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 2:07:13 PM EDT
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Gettin' old ain't for sissies.
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This^!
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 2:33:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/28/2021 2:35:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/28/2021 2:35:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/28/2021 2:45:58 PM EDT
[#14]
Won’t hurt anymore once it stops hurting.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 3:19:03 PM EDT
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Lol. Sorry! Wait until you get older and despite years of practice, you frequently “sleep wrong”!
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And then end up in the hospital paralyzed from the chest down?
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 3:19:17 PM EDT
[#16]
Whatever you do..  don't "sleep wrong".
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 3:59:28 PM EDT
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Walk into the trailing edge of a Cessna 172 aileron. Earn your Cessna Star!
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You must be taller than I am.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 4:15:15 PM EDT
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Whatever you do..  don't "sleep wrong".
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Found that thread, yeah, ouch
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 4:20:48 PM EDT
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Honestly, the best thing IS lifting free weights.

But not just in short linear motions, A.K.A. gym workout.

Get a weekend job landscaping: digging holes for 3 foot tree root balls ect, not planting flowers.

Get a part time job unloading tractor trailers for UPS: lots of arm, leg, and back exercises.

Get paid doing a job you have to show up to, or pay big to join a cross-fit gym you wont go to.
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Lol
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 4:25:18 PM EDT
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lol
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 4:54:05 PM EDT
[#21]
I sneezed so hard the other day I farted and every joint in my body from my neck to my ankles hurt for like an hour. Has this happened to anyone?
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 5:04:39 PM EDT
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I sneezed so hard the other day I farted and every joint in my body from my neck to my ankles hurt for like an hour. Has this happened to anyone?
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For an hour, no, but for several seconds to a minute maybe.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 5:07:52 PM EDT
[#23]
Pain is a companion that reminds you that you are still alive.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 6:21:57 PM EDT
[#24]
Are you close to 50 years old?  If so, I understand completely!
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 6:26:09 PM EDT
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Hit yourself in the balls.

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Lol
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 6:31:12 PM EDT
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I was typing on my laptop this afternoon and felt something pop in my neck. Now I can’t turn my head. I’m falling apart.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 6:41:01 PM EDT
[#27]
Im always achy now... This getting old shit sucks.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 6:54:28 PM EDT
[#28]
At least you didn't fall out of a SUV.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 7:03:14 PM EDT
[#29]
when you die
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 7:06:37 PM EDT
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This. I laughed at a meme a couple weeks ago that went something like:

12 years old / crash bicycle at high speed on gravel road. Walk 5 miles home.

50 years old / sleep wrong on pillow. Can't move for three days.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 7:11:30 PM EDT
[#31]
I know a guy that knows a trick to help with pain.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 7:56:26 PM EDT
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It doesn't.  Eventually, it becomes an annoying whisper in your ear reminding you that you are still alive.
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Link Posted: 1/28/2021 8:00:12 PM EDT
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I sneezed so hard the other day I farted and every joint in my body from my neck to my ankles hurt for like an hour. Has this happened to anyone?
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For me it was a coughing fit last night. Coughing and farting. As far as pain goes I hurt so much and so often that I can't tell you what causes it. Maybe breathing I don't know.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 8:01:03 PM EDT
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What kind of pain? I've had a history of back and neck spasms that are incredibly painful, and they usually seem to be triggered by random minor bullshit. I shit you not, Midol helps a ton when that happens. Leftover prescription painkillers wouldn't touch it, but Midol fixed it right up.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 9:08:36 PM EDT
[#35]
my hands now hurt
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 9:10:38 PM EDT
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Dude... use more lube.  Or find better porn.

Oh... you said you hurt your self JACKETING off.  My bad.
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I read it wrong too at first.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 9:12:42 PM EDT
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This is not helping my last comment.

Back problems suck bad.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 9:12:42 PM EDT
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You're in your 20's, right?

If you're hurting now, you'll be hurting from now on.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 9:14:32 PM EDT
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A Midol, a Viagra, and a shot of Mad Dog 20 20 will make it go away
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Drunk in a good mood and have a hard on. awesome.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 9:16:56 PM EDT
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You may feel a little pressure
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 9:24:51 PM EDT
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Tomorrow at work look around. How many old guys do you see?
What are they doing every day?

Mechanic work is hard on you so get a plan in place like taking over the service managers job or something.
Same thing happens with roofers, concrete guys etc.

Use your knowledge and let your tired bones rest. Retiring doing that kind of labor is RARE.
ETA invest aggressively now while you are young. Get that money working for you.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 9:29:43 PM EDT
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And then end up in the hospital paralyzed from the chest down?
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Lol. Sorry! Wait until you get older and despite years of practice, you frequently “sleep wrong”!

And then end up in the hospital paralyzed from the chest down?

dang. I should have read that thread.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 9:35:00 PM EDT
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my hands now hurt
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I gave up the mechanic gig a year ago. My hands feel pretty good. I am surprised.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 9:36:56 PM EDT
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What kind of pain? I've had a history of back and neck spasms that are incredibly painful, and they usually seem to be triggered by random minor bullshit. I shit you not, Midol helps a ton when that happens. Leftover prescription painkillers wouldn't touch it, but Midol fixed it right up.
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I remember Bill Cosby talking about the wonders of Midol as a pain reliever in one of his comedy albums from back in the 70s.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 9:39:24 PM EDT
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I somehow Hurt myself taking my jacket off as I got into work
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Workers Comp!!!!
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 9:59:59 PM EDT
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I remember Bill Cosby talking about the wonders of Midol as a pain reliever in one of his comedy albums from back in the 70s.
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What kind of pain? I've had a history of back and neck spasms that are incredibly painful, and they usually seem to be triggered by random minor bullshit. I shit you not, Midol helps a ton when that happens. Leftover prescription painkillers wouldn't touch it, but Midol fixed it right up.

I remember Bill Cosby talking about the wonders of Midol as a pain reliever in one of his comedy albums from back in the 70s.
Don't have to be sneaky if ypu're dosing yourself.


Seriously though, can you describe the pain? I'm only a graduate of a two tech schools and the University of Bro Science, so take any of my medical advice with a grain of salt. I stand by my Midol suggestion if it is a back or neck spasm. If it is joint pain, CBD would be worth a try. It is potentially risky if you get drug tested. "They" say zero THC, but I wouldn't risk a career on that claim. If you feel a tingling or burning sensation, see a professional.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 10:17:55 PM EDT
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Did you try putting the jacket back on?
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Link Posted: 1/28/2021 10:22:59 PM EDT
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You hurt yourself today?

Was it to see if you could still feel?
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Did you focus on the pain, the only thing that's real.?
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 10:25:13 PM EDT
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Hit yourself in the balls.

Oh, that's right.... Nevermind.
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Low blow and uncalled for.
Link Posted: 1/28/2021 10:31:23 PM EDT
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I somehow Hurt myself taking my jacket off as I got into work
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I've had 12 orthopedic surgeries, Knees, feet and hands. It always hurts, except for my ass.
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