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Link Posted: 12/22/2006 7:56:30 AM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
Ok, carefull kids.  These guys are SERIAL!

Black Ops Elite Special Forces Airsoft Team Linky

Operation Hill 909 <---Double super top secret



This military "advisor" showed us how to look cool while smoking.
www.blackopselite.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/2/2_img_3722.jpg

We use the white socks for blood type identification
www.blackopselite.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/4/4_img_3730.jpg

Beta mags were handy, they allow you to hold 12 bajillion rounds and sustained fire for over 12 minutes!
www.blackopselite.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/c/c_img_3763.jpg

Below you see that Cpl Nosleeves ended up in HtH cobat over a parking spot.
www.blackopselite.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/f/f_img_3968.jpg

HtH turned to the safety dance
www.blackopselite.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/e/e_img_3974.jpg

"LUNCH! Take 5"
www.blackopselite.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/f/f_img_3804.jpg

"Shakin' it over here boss"
www.blackopselite.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/8/8_img_3841.jpg

Sgt Elias takes one in the back by SSG Barnes
www.blackopselite.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/d/d_img_3793.jpg

Chiggers were prominent in the area and everyone needed to be checked out later to prevent lime disease
www.blackopselite.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/3/3_img_3801.jpg

Plastic can get heavy too
www.blackopselite.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/4/4_img_3800.jpg

Pvt. Telly uses his binoculars backards to look at Capt Mike "booniehat" Hunt.  Isn't he silly?
www.blackopselite.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/6/6_img_3775.jpg

In the end, we found we had more in common with hill 909 than we thought.
www.blackopselite.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/6/6_img_3837.jpg





Great captions!
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 8:03:42 AM EDT
[#2]


I suck at photochop.
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 8:16:33 AM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 8:41:31 AM EDT
[#4]


Look at that mangina!  It looks like his right leg is going to buckle!
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 9:09:43 AM EDT
[#5]
This guy has a German visor cap with a Third Reich eagle and an East German emblem.


Luftwaffles and the monocle for teh winzorz!


Ja! Ich bin ein zwitter!


Hey y'all! Brought Cooter 'long fur sum err-soft!


Black shirt, front row.
"Werd to alls my bruv'ahs in da 904, wut up dawgz, peace-izles!


Where can I pick up some of that tactical gear? is that 5.11?


Oh my god! Make it stop...


Colors inverted for the cool factor.


Tactical operator MRE.


The photochop really adds to the coolness.


Uber tactics.
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 9:20:15 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Ja! Ich bin ein zwitter!
brussack.smugmug.com/photos/107980391-M-1.jpg


HAHAHA!!!!  So I looked up zwitter....
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 9:28:32 AM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 1:22:16 PM EDT
[#8]

Come on!  I don't know one person in real life that really likes the REAL Sigma...who the fuck would want an airsoft one?!
www.airsoftohio.com/gallery/albums/userpics/12396/100_1385.jpg
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 1:52:23 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
"Dirka dirka LOL!"
www.metroeastairsoft.com/albums/album01/IMG_2830.sized.jpg



Americans have reduced my country to rubble. Look at me i had to borrow my grandmas sweater! Dirka Dirka Jihad JIHAD!


The fat airsoft kid is like 35 BTW
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 2:13:34 PM EDT
[#10]
i... love... this... thread... ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 2:39:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:


I feel bad for all the guys in the UK and Japan that the closest they'll ever get to an M4 is a full metal simulation that shoots plastic when I can go into my gun room and pet either one of mine anytime I want.   quote]


This is the UK, it's not plastic and it's not shooting plastic BB's.  That day it was RG and lots of it  Oh and I get to pet it at home.

Link Posted: 12/22/2006 3:01:03 PM EDT
[#12]
Still my favorite:

Link Posted: 12/22/2006 4:12:02 PM EDT
[#13]
AirSoft Eastern European style.



Link Posted: 12/22/2006 4:17:53 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 5:01:39 PM EDT
[#15]
Airsofters.  Leaving trash wherever they go one BB at a time.

I just love seeing BBs around my neighborhood, in the desert, at shooting ranges, in the forest, etc, etc.    
Pack it in, Pack it out.
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 5:04:45 PM EDT
[#16]
Airsoft makes an Apache? COUNT ME IN!!

Link Posted: 12/22/2006 5:09:05 PM EDT
[#17]
Another "Euro" airsofter.

Link Posted: 12/22/2006 6:20:38 PM EDT
[#18]
Hot Airsoft Chicks: fact or fiction?
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 6:25:46 PM EDT
[#19]
I laugh everytime I see that picture.
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 6:34:53 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Still my favorite:

i24.photobucket.com/albums/c1/Mark_IV/HeavyOperator.jpg


Somebody with skills needs to make that an "OWNED" pic.
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 6:42:10 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
Hot Airsoft Chicks: fact or fiction?





I'd say fact.

EDIT: I've seen some pics of other airsoft chicks but it's been a while and I don't remember what website they were on.
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 6:42:23 PM EDT
[#22]


Quoted:
Ok, carefull kids.  These guys are SERIAL!

Black Ops Elite Special Forces Airsoft Team Linky

Operation Hill 909 <---Double super top secret







WARNING:  Do not, even under threat of death by the enemy, read the mission statement.



Link Posted: 12/22/2006 6:44:51 PM EDT
[#23]
While the airsoft thing is a little strange, at least they are outside  doing something and not sitting on their asses playing video games.

Uh, unless that comes later.
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 6:54:46 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Still my favorite:

i24.photobucket.com/albums/c1/Mark_IV/HeavyOperator.jpg


I Don't know what to say, I feel honored
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 7:00:05 PM EDT
[#25]
I wanna know where these noobs find the places to "run scenarios". I mean, is that a plane!?!?!?!
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 7:06:34 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Another "Euro" airsofter.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/scott1959/DSCN33_0.jpg


Wow.  Airsoft Jihadists.
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 7:07:27 PM EDT
[#27]
Good God, I feel dirty just reading to the 7th page.




Please make it stop!
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 7:55:27 PM EDT
[#28]
Maybe something positive can come from this parade of geekness. Perhaps some of these kids will, one day, decide to check out real firearms, and become converts to the real shooting sports? Maybe the really fat airsoft kid will think "You know, it's really teh suck being out of breath the whole game. Maybe if I lost some weight it'd be more fun."
Hell, maybe there is some good that can come out of this. They are, after all, involved in a physical sport that doesn't seem overrun with PC correctness where everyone gets a trophy just for showing up.  Shit man, anything to get them off the couch and outside.

OK, that's the kidz. The adults? In Europe? OK, I can understand it. Here? Get a life, buy a real AR/AK and try out the real world.

That said, I need to see if they make a metal airsoft XD. I want to use it to practice with. I'd rather drop a $50 airsoft than a $500 pistol.
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 8:27:26 PM EDT
[#29]


SERGANT SUGARCOOKIES' CREED:



These are my donuts,
There are many like them, but these are mine

My donuts are my best friends.
Airsoft is my life.

I must master them as I must masturbate

Without me, my donuts are useless,
Without my donuts, I am useless

I must eat my donuts true.
I must eat them before my enemy does
I must shoot him before he eats all my donuts
I will, I hope

Before Winchells and Krispy Kreme I swear this creed
Dunkin Donuts and myself are the defenders of the battlefied,
We are the masters of the breakfast table
We are saviors of my diabetes.

So be it.
Until there is no enemy, but lunchtime, or when mom calls me home
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 8:28:58 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
i10.photobucket.com/albums/a113/Francesux/TeamDD.jpg

SERGANT SUGARCOOKIES' CREED:



These are my donuts,
There are many like them, but these are mine

My donuts are my best friends.
Airsoft is my life.

I must master them as I must masturbate

Without me, my donuts are useless,
Without my donuts, I am useless

I must eat my donuts true.
I must eat them before my enemy does
I must shoot him before he eats all my donuts
I will, I hope

Before Winchells and Krispy Kreme I swear this creed
Dunkin Donuts and myself are the defenders of the battlefied,
We are the masters of the breakfast table
We are saviors of my diabetes.

So be it.
Until there is no enemy, but lunchtime, or when mom calls me home




OMFG.....my eyes are watering from laughing so hard.
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 10:01:12 PM EDT
[#31]
UGH! I can't believe I read all 8 pages....
The Airsoft MiniGun is over the top.
Mini Gun Backpack
Used ones going for $6K+!!!
Buy one here
Minigun vs. TV
Link Posted: 12/22/2006 10:53:29 PM EDT
[#32]
call me a tard, but...

Have you ever seen the "airsoft groopies"?

Some of these chicks are drop dead gorgeous,
20 some-things who are in love w/ airsoft commandos....

weird....  

so for that reason it may be worthwhile...

Link Posted: 12/23/2006 8:17:54 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
UGH! I can't believe I read all 8 pages....
The Airsoft MiniGun is over the top.
Mini Gun Backpack
Used ones going for $6K+!!!
Buy one here
Minigun vs. TV




Link Posted: 12/23/2006 8:20:18 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
i10.photobucket.com/albums/a113/Francesux/TeamDD.jpg

SERGANT SUGARCOOKIES' CREED:



These are my donuts,
There are many like them, but these are mine

My donuts are my best friends.
Airsoft is my life.

I must master them as I must masturbate

Without me, my donuts are useless,
Without my donuts, I am useless

I must eat my donuts true.
I must eat them before my enemy does
I must shoot him before he eats all my donuts
I will, I hope

Before Winchells and Krispy Kreme I swear this creed
Dunkin Donuts and myself are the defenders of the battlefied,
We are the masters of the breakfast table
We are saviors of my diabetes.

So be it.
Until there is no enemy, but lunchtime, or when mom calls me home


Teh r0xxx0r!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im n ur base, k1ll1n ur d0nuts
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 8:26:13 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
It gets worse. Here's a Dragonov airsoft.....................................complete with BAYONET!
Seriously, WTF?

www.hunt101.com/img/458969.JPG


Did you know that they make "lifelike" sex dolls that cost several thousand dollars?

Same basic principle at work here.
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 8:44:00 AM EDT
[#36]
This post signifies interest in this thread.
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 9:10:52 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It gets worse. Here's a Dragonov airsoft.....................................complete with BAYONET!
Seriously, WTF?

www.hunt101.com/img/458969.JPG</a>


Did you know that they make "lifelike" sex dolls that cost several thousand dollars?

Same basic principle at work here.


best analogy yet
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 9:14:00 AM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 11:06:05 AM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ok, carefull kids.  These guys are SERIAL!

Black Ops Elite Special Forces Airsoft Team Linky

Operation Hill 909 <---Double super top secret


WARNING:  Do not, even under threat of death by the enemy, read the mission statement.


I didn't listen....I wish I had.
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 11:20:21 AM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Black Ops Elite Special Forces Airsoft Team Linky

Operation Hill 909 <---Double super top secret
.


Black Ops Elite..........



Every time I see crud like that, all I can think is Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!!!
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 11:24:35 AM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Black Ops Elite Special Forces Airsoft Team Linky

Operation Hill 909 <---Double super top secret
.


Black Ops Elite..........



Every time I see crud like that, all I can think is Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!!!


No idea why that hadn't occurred to me before...  You are absolutely correct!
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 11:39:46 AM EDT
[#42]
I have no love for airsoft, but am I the only one who feels sorry for this guy.  He is the the most mad fun of person that I can think of on this site .  
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 11:51:33 AM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 11:53:40 AM EDT
[#44]
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 11:56:51 AM EDT
[#45]
John Wayne, Do you have a link to these "toys" you speak of?
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 12:16:11 PM EDT
[#46]
I just have to throw my hat in the ring and say that this thread is...

Friggin' AWESOME.
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 12:40:54 PM EDT
[#47]
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 12:43:37 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
Maybe something positive can come from this parade of geekness. Perhaps some of these kids will, one day, decide to check out real firearms, and become converts to the real shooting sports? Maybe the really fat airsoft kid will think "You know, it's really teh suck being out of breath the whole game. Maybe if I lost some weight it'd be more fun."
Hell, maybe there is some good that can come out of this. They are, after all, involved in a physical sport that doesn't seem overrun with PC correctness where everyone gets a trophy just for showing up.  Shit man, anything to get them off the couch and outside.

OK, that's the kidz. The adults? In Europe? OK, I can understand it. Here? Get a life, buy a real AR/AK and try out the real world.

That said, I need to see if they make a metal airsoft XD. I want to use it to practice with. I'd rather drop a $50 airsoft than a $500 pistol.


Airsoft is what got me into firearms.

Sadly, there is no airsoft XD.
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 12:51:48 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.hunt101.com/img/458961.jpg</a>



You have GOT to be fucking kidding me!? An Airsoft Barrett? My God, is nothing sacred?


Can you hit things a mile away?


No, but you can pretend to hit things a mile away.

Is pretending to shoot things still fun?


I don't know, ask a paintballer...

S.O.
Link Posted: 12/23/2006 12:53:06 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Maybe something positive can come from this parade of geekness. Perhaps some of these kids will, one day, decide to check out real firearms, and become converts to the real shooting sports? Maybe the really fat airsoft kid will think "You know, it's really teh suck being out of breath the whole game. Maybe if I lost some weight it'd be more fun."
Hell, maybe there is some good that can come out of this. They are, after all, involved in a physical sport that doesn't seem overrun with PC correctness where everyone gets a trophy just for showing up.  Shit man, anything to get them off the couch and outside.

OK, that's the kidz. The adults? In Europe? OK, I can understand it. Here? Get a life, buy a real AR/AK and try out the real world.

That said, I need to see if they make a metal airsoft XD. I want to use it to practice with. I'd rather drop a $50 airsoft than a $500 pistol.


Airsoft is what got me into firearms.

Sadly, there is no airsoft XD.


Look harder.
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