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Posted: 9/8/2020 8:39:30 AM EST
[#1]
at least the guy died doing what he loved
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Posted: 9/8/2020 8:42:19 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: at least the guy died doing what he loved Getting skewered in the gut by a prehistoric casuariiforme? |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 8:42:49 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shoebill storks always freak me out with how intense they stare you down As those the ones that kill their weaker kids and save the strongest? |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 8:43:38 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Basically a modern day Terrorbid.... Assho-very |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 8:44:21 AM EST
[#5]
Quote HistoryBIG BIRDS GET BIG BIRD SHOT |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 8:44:27 AM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Getting skewered in the gut by a prehistoric casuariiforme? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: at least the guy died doing what he loved Getting skewered in the gut by a prehistoric casuariiforme? 
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Posted: 9/8/2020 8:48:57 AM EST
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Quote HistoryDidn't anybody notify these things that their eyes are suppose to be on the side of their head like a bird instead of being on the front like a damn predator? |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 8:56:34 AM EST
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hmmmm, someone needs to release a flock of those in downtown Portland.  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 8:57:11 AM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Didn't anybody notify these things that their eyes are suppose to be on the side of their head like a bird instead of being on the front like a damn predator? Quote HistoryQuoted: Didn't anybody notify these things that their eyes are suppose to be on the side of their head like a bird instead of being on the front like a damn predator? 
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Posted: 9/8/2020 8:57:15 AM EST
[#10]
I used to know a guy who breed ostriches. One day he got cornered while cleaning the pen, after his hen had laid some eggs.
Anyway, he ended up in the hospital for a few weeks. He was lucky he lived through it. Worst part was, he had to kill his hen with a shovel to survive. |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:01:44 AM EST
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hmmmm, someone needs to release a flock of those in downtown Portland. The PPV revenue alone would provide you a private island. |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:07:10 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wonder if Trex tastes like chicken? Scientists were saying it's muscle tissue was pretty similar. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Taste like chicken? I wonder if Trex tastes like chicken? Scientists were saying it's muscle tissue was pretty similar. T Rex probably tastes more like buzzard 
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:09:02 AM EST
[#13]
Quote HistoryBIG BIRDS GET BIG BIRDSHOT |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:10:16 AM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: An Ostrich almost took out Johnny Cash. Those things legit terrify me if in-person. I don't even like being near taxidermy of them. |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:12:11 AM EST
[#15]
 Cute And Huggable Emu |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:15:25 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A cassowarie versus a single pit bull would make an interesting match. My money is on the bird |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:16:58 AM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It might work if you actually read the posts. https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Why-Cassowaries-Are-the-Most-Dangerous-Bird-on-the-Planet/5-2366760/&page=1&anc=87628172#i87628338 Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Can't believe we got this far... What round for Cassowary ? https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Why-Cassowaries-Are-the-Most-Dangerous-Bird-on-the-Planet/5-2366760/&page=1&anc=87628172#i87628338 Quoted: What round for cassowary?  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:20:56 AM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: An Ostrich almost took out Johnny Cash. An ostrich head-butted me off a riding mower. I had no idea the neighbor even HAD an ostrich. Ostrich was like, "Surprise ostrich attack, motherfucker!" I didn't shoot it but it was a near thing. |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:27:49 AM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When glamour pets attack. Should have stuck with a parakeet. I have scars on my hands from a 3oz conure gnawing on me Birds are dickheads. |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:32:02 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A cassowarie versus a single pit bull would make an interesting match. My money's on the bird. Pitbull dragging his intestines behind him just won't keep up for long. |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:33:59 AM EST
[#21]
I've got a theory that if chickens were 6' tall they would have snuffed out human civilization long ago. The way they go after meat is.......impressive, and they're fast.
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:35:05 AM EST
[#22]
Cassowaries are ancient assholes that will fuck you up Jurassic Park style
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:37:05 AM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: At a small zoo, just a few feet and a chainlink fence seperating us from a full grown bird, my friend caught its attention. He started to taunt the bird by running the length of the enclosure, back and forth. The bird starts to follow him up and down the cage. Its eyes became singularly focused and very intense. And given its height, his eyes were level to ours. It was legitimately wild. I would not fuck with these birds. 
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:38:47 AM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Can't believe we got this far... What round for Cassowary ? https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Why-Cassowaries-Are-the-Most-Dangerous-Bird-on-the-Planet/5-2366760/&page=1&anc=87628172#i87628338 Quoted: What round for cassowary? https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/64149/BE8D1C93-8A45-4B6E-9AFE-B4D8332232FA_jpe-1582706.JPG  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:39:21 AM EST
[#25]
Saw one in the wild in northern Queensland. I wouldn't mess with them. Of course, I wouldn't mess with ostriches or emus either. Any bird that is as big as you are should be seen at a distance.
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:40:17 AM EST
[#26]
I’ve noticed people that have dangerous exotic pets somehow see themselves as apart from most
They’re gifted with special animal powers A gift from God to have that ‘whisperer’ ability |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:40:25 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bird of peace? Baskin Birds |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:44:38 AM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Saw one in the wild in northern Queensland. I wouldn't mess with them. Of course, I wouldn't mess with ostriches or emus either. Any bird that is as big as you are should be seen at a distance. "Hank! I need ya ta feed mah emus! ...Feed 'em wit dis!" *hands over a shotgun* |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:45:02 AM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A cassowarie versus a single pit bull would make an interesting match. Make it a three way match: cassowarie-pitbull-small flock of Canadian geese. |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:46:41 AM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: At a small zoo, just a few feet and a chainlink fence seperating us from a full grown bird, my friend caught its attention. He started to taunt the bird by running the length of the enclosure, back and forth. The bird starts to follow him up and down the cage. Its eyes became singularly focused and very intense. And given its height, his eyes were level to ours. It was legitimately wild. I would not fuck with these birds. When I was a teen we partied on the weekends out at a friends house way out in the sticks. Kegs, bonfires, drunk girls doing things with each other and Emu chicken. You're probably wondering what Emu chicken is. The neighboring property owners had an Emu ranch. Emus are surprisingly aggressive/territorial. We'd get good and drunk then climb the fence and piss of the Emus. First man back over the fence was the chicken. We did a lot of stupid shit back then. |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:52:54 AM EST
[#31]
Rake lady makes me laugh given the way that dinosaur descendant was knocking that guy with the steel shield backwards.
PITBULL VS CASSOWARIE who wins? |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 9:56:06 AM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Needs a soon meme. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: At a small zoo, just a few feet and a chainlink fence seperating us from a full grown bird, my friend caught its attention. He started to taunt the bird by running the length of the enclosure, back and forth. The bird starts to follow him up and down the cage. Its eyes became singularly focused and very intense. And given its height, his eyes were level to ours. It was legitimately wild. I would not fuck with these birds.  |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:01:37 AM EST
[#33]
A cassowary kicked Batman's ass (3:30)
 Failed To Load Title I don't know if we have footage of one going up against Chuck Norris |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:02:07 AM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sooooo . . . no lions, tigers, bears, chimps . . . giant snakes . . . And no crazy big birds. Got it! Am I missing anything? Sharks! Definitely no sharks! ETA: I know what would happen if I passed out in my chicken yard - and it occurs to me regularly when trying to hand-feed the hungry fuckers! Yikes!  Bats. you don't want any bats. Even meat bats. |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:09:08 AM EST
[#35]
They f'ed me up plenty of times in FarCry 3.
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:12:43 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: at least the guy died doing what he loved Bleeding? |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:15:34 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Clever girl I wanted to post this 
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:16:38 AM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: An ostrich head-butted me off a riding mower. I had no idea the neighbor even HAD an ostrich. Ostrich was like, "Surprise ostrich attack, motherfucker!" I didn't shoot it but it was a near thing.  “Wait!!! Where are you going??” “I was going to make espresso...” |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:23:43 AM EST
[#39]
Whatever. I would wig out and beat the fuck out of that thing. You could grab it's pencil ass neck and break it like a stick, or swing it around over your head like Conan the Birdbarian and bash it against a tree.
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:28:16 AM EST
[#40]
Florida Man
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:32:02 AM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hmmmm, someone needs to release a flock of those in downtown Portland. |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:32:02 AM EST
[#42]
They look smaller than the Australian Emu.
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:36:34 AM EST
[#43]
Happened not far from me. I've raised geese, had my ass flogged by a gander more than once. I want no part of any bird bigger than that.
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:37:04 AM EST
[#44]
so, yeah i fear monkeys that will rip off my nuts and face, and large birds with large talons.
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:39:05 AM EST
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:41:04 AM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: BIG BIRDS GET BIG BIRDSHOT Quote HistoryQuoted: BIG BIRDS GET BIG BIRDSHOT 
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:47:00 AM EST
[#47]
We had a mean old Tom that would fly at you spurs out if it cornered you by the wood shed. It got me pretty good one day, needed 10 stitches.
We had a thanksgiving meal in September that year. |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:52:46 AM EST
[#48]
Birds' level of whoopass per ounce is very high. Especially so when they're as big as you are.
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Posted: 9/8/2020 10:53:27 AM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yep. Just like the people who think their python or their alligator, has feelings for them and loves them. Or cats. |
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Posted: 9/8/2020 11:06:50 AM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Whatever. I would wig out and beat the fuck out of that thing. You could grab it's pencil ass neck and break it like a stick, or swing it around over your head like Conan the Birdbarian and bash it against a tree. is that before or after he disembowels you with his toes? |
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