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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:23:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:23:23 PM EDT
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Yeah I feel like its BS to post this without pics
Like a safe thread humble brag thread all in one |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:24:07 PM EDT
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Someone's gonna appreciate your investiment.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:24:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:25:02 PM EDT
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They have dick enlargements?
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:25:11 PM EDT
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Yeah I feel like its BS to post this without pics Like a safe thread humble brag thread all in one |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:25:17 PM EDT
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Believe me you don't want to see current pics. Nothing but gauze, surgical tapes, wraps and heavy duty industrial braziers and stuff with little spots of blood and other bodily stuff  . Attached File |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:26:50 PM EDT
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They use bolts now? Seems draconian.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:27:20 PM EDT
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boob swelling will go down they will get a bit smaller. My wife got a set about 6mths ago so far so good.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:27:50 PM EDT
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What's the over/under on how many times OP kisses her on the lips before he finds out...
I'd install one of those phone spying apps on her phone while she was in the recovery room. Also, you should probably put a P.I. and a good divorce attorney on retainer. Dips on guns and stuff. 
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:28:12 PM EDT
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They have dick enlargements? Basically they inject fat into the skin around the dick and you end up with a fucked up shaped dick that doesn't look or feel natural. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:28:33 PM EDT
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OP said she's still recovering. Yes, at home sitting on a chair because she can't lay down due to chest pain. All drugged up on muscle relaxant, pain killers, antibiotics and stool softener (yeah, pill to make your poop soft). She can't even shower for 6 days. I assure you she's not in her best look at this time. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:28:34 PM EDT
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They would if it could be done. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I mean you don't see any men running to doctors to get their dick enlarged. Link |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:30:23 PM EDT
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Whats with all the wives here getting implants? Ffs
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:33:54 PM EDT
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I assure you she's not in her best look at this time. 
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:35:50 PM EDT
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boob swelling will go down they will get a bit smaller. My wife got a set about 6mths ago so far so good. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:38:10 PM EDT
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I like bolt ons. They are like those stress balls but better.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:38:54 PM EDT
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OP, whats so damn hard about posting a before picture now, and an after picture after she can shower? hmm?
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:41:08 PM EDT
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FPNI and worthless without pics.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:41:37 PM EDT
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It's actually surprising how many of her friends had it done.
My wife is 45 y/o professional (CPA) and works as a financial controller at a aircraft parts company. Most of her friends are of similar age (about 42 to 48 y/o) and are mostly professionals (bankers, accountants, doctors, architect, etc.) and out of 23 that I know 16 had it done and another one is going to have it done in couple months. None of them have the big porn tits but are of "normal" size. One of her friend had an reduction done some time back...didn't know it cost a lot more to make them smaller than make them bigger. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:41:47 PM EDT
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Have a lawyer on retainer for future divorce OP.
Sorry in advance, you come out better when it's all said and done |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:42:11 PM EDT
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What are 'bolt on boobs'? srsly, I have no idea. 
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:42:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: mine had the opposite. They got remarkably bigger over the first year. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:42:56 PM EDT
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Congrats and in before all the poeple about say your getting divorced. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:43:42 PM EDT
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Believe me you don't want to see current pics. Nothing but gauze, surgical tapes, wraps and heavy duty industrial braziers and stuff with little spots of blood and other bodily stuff .
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:44:56 PM EDT
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Congrats OP, nothing like having a hot wife with the tits of an 20yr old for the rest of your life. Agree. Mine got them in '06. Still married for some fucking strange reason and she hasn't cheated on me (as far as I know). D cups are nice after she went to A- after my son sucked them away. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:46:19 PM EDT
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Congrats and in before all the poeple about say your getting divorced.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:47:26 PM EDT
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Well, after thinking about and researching about it for past 5 years wife finally got a set of bolt-on boobs...and tummy tuck. She had an amazing body until she got pregnant and subsequent 15 months of breast feeding took a heavy toll on her body. Her perky small 34C became sagging medium 36B and her flat abdomen developed excessive stretch marks/excessive skin and got pudgy. She works out at the gym from 5:00AM to 6:45AM (weights and cardio) 6 days a week and eats healthy so she has very athletic body but she just couldn't improve the breast and abdomen. She has been researching for about 5 years and talked to couple doctors and finally decided to proceed 12 weeks ago. I was totally against the procedure from the beginning (general anesthetic is not to be taken lightly) but I told her she has to make the final choice as it's her body. She's still swollen and wrapped up in gauze and has on a special bra/braziers so it looks larger than they really are. When my MIL saw them first time she said they look huge like porn boobs. In reality her size only increased from 36B to full size 36C and did a raise so they don't sag. To her credit she did a lot of research and talked to many of her friends who had it done and met with several doctors before making her decision. The doctor who she chose was highly recommended by her friends and several other surgeons in the field...and reflected in the cost. It's interesting how vain women are as breast enhancement among women is as common as cavities. I mean you don't see any men running to doctors to get their dick enlarged. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:48:49 PM EDT
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titty fucking titties that are hard as rocks.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:49:15 PM EDT
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It's actually surprising how many of her friends had it done. My wife is 45 y/o professional (CPA) and works as a financial controller at a aircraft parts company. Most of her friends are of similar age (about 42 to 48 y/o) and are mostly professionals (bankers, accountants, doctors, architect, etc.) and out of 23 that I know 16 had it done and another one is going to have it done in couple months. None of them have the big porn tits but are of "normal" size. One of her friend had an reduction done some time back...didn't know it cost a lot more to make them smaller than make them bigger. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:49:51 PM EDT
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Another boob job divorce thread?
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:51:56 PM EDT
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{snip} It's interesting how vain women are as breast enhancement among women is as common as cavities. I mean you don't see any men running to doctors to get their dick enlarged.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:52:13 PM EDT
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Start prepping for your divorce now, just encase as there's kind of a trend to this.
P.S. What if your wife wants a reduction? Mine kind of does, but she has DD's. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:52:13 PM EDT
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Pics? Sorry about your impending divorce OP... |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:53:21 PM EDT
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Kind of like snapon tools but more expensive. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:54:19 PM EDT
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Start prepping for your divorce now, just encase as there's kind of a trend to this. P.S. What if your wife wants a reduction? |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:56:23 PM EDT
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Have fun while it lasts. J/K. Seriously. I hope that it lasts.
Just pilling on. I hope that your wife heals fast and well. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:57:06 PM EDT
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Did I make it in before the divorce?
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:57:21 PM EDT
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>snip<Well, after thinking about and researching about it for past 5 years wife finally got a set of bolt-on boobs...and tummy tuck.>snip< >snip<She works out at the gym from 5:00AM to 6:45AM (weights and cardio) 6 days a week>snip< 6 days a week huh? 
I feel for ya man.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:57:33 PM EDT
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Whelp your marriage is over. I doubt she did it to look good for you. Probably some young stud at the gym she's banging
We'll be here for you though  Biz Markie - Just A Friend (Official Video) |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:58:09 PM EDT
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The curse!
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Posted: 12/21/2017 7:00:00 PM EDT
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Another boob job divorce thread? Sequel won't be coming out for 6-12 months. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 7:00:58 PM EDT
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His name was yobo.........
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Posted: 12/21/2017 7:01:23 PM EDT
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It's actually surprising how many of her friends had it done. My wife is 45 y/o professional (CPA) and works as a financial controller at a aircraft parts company. Most of her friends are of similar age (about 42 to 48 y/o) and are mostly professionals (bankers, accountants, doctors, architect, etc.) and out of 23 that I know 16 had it done and another one is going to have it done in couple months. None of them have the big porn tits but are of "normal" size. One of her friend had an reduction done some time back...didn't know it cost a lot more to make them smaller than make them bigger.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 7:02:06 PM EDT
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titty fucking titties that are hard as rocks. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 7:03:19 PM EDT
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tag
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Posted: 12/21/2017 7:03:28 PM EDT
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Just in case I miss the divorce thread.
When dreams are shattered and hopes are dashed, goals upon the shoals have crashed, when gladness is but a memory dear let us endeavor to persevere. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 7:07:28 PM EDT
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THAT (in red) is the part that cinches the onset of the curse, for me. Hen parties never turn out well for the rooster. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It's actually surprising how many of her friends had it done. My wife is 45 y/o professional (CPA) and works as a financial controller at a aircraft parts company. Most of her friends are of similar age (about 42 to 48 y/o) and are mostly professionals (bankers, accountants, doctors, architect, etc.) and out of 23 that I know 16 had it done and another one is going to have it done in couple months. None of them have the big porn tits but are of "normal" size. One of her friend had an reduction done some time back...didn't know it cost a lot more to make them smaller than make them bigger. |
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Posted: 12/21/2017 7:08:44 PM EDT
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>snip<Well, after thinking about and researching about it for past 5 years wife finally got a set of bolt-on boobs...and tummy tuck.>snip< >snip<She works out at the gym from 5:00AM to 6:45AM (weights and cardio) 6 days a week>snip< 6 days a week huh? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkjWnAvIUAAaZCA.jpg I feel for ya man.
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Posted: 12/21/2017 7:09:43 PM EDT
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Did I make it in before the divorce? |
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