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I’m going to answer my post, for others.
If it turns into bone cancer, nothing but pretty nurses and good drugs to look forward to. I dont mind dying, marriage sucks anyway. Fuck cancer ! |
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Quoted: Quoted: I'm seeing a homeopathic Dr, the others wanted to use a knife. I was like, fuck that, I don't have a lot to live for so no diapers in my future. FYI, my PSA numbers are dropping. |
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Quoted: I’m going to answer my post, for others. If it turns into bone cancer, nothing but pretty nurses and good drugs to look forward to. I dont mind dying, marriage sucks anyway. Fuck cancer ! View Quote You are certainly entitled to your medical autonomy but you got more to live for than you think and while I’m side marriage sucks but so does the other alternative. Go see someone other than a homeopathic doctor |
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Finish in her shoe each time, that way no matter what she has to clean it out of something.
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Quoted: You are certainly entitled to your medical autonomy but you got more to live for than you think and while I’m side marriage sucks but so does the other alternative. Go see someone other than a homeopathic doctor View Quote ??, no kids, no family and a mean wife. I’m looking forward to whatever is next even if just a long dirt nap. |
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I just did the brachytherapy. My numbers dropped dramatically but I'm not "cured". Good luck, God bless you with your recovery.
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Tell your wife you are changing your insurance and life policy to your mistress's name.
Also, start buying toys to enjoy with your time, no sense in leaving a fat bank account. :) |
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Brother, try Urology Associates of Alabama. Prostate cancer isn't something you should die from. There are options.
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Quoted: I’d jack off on her face every night while she was asleep. View Quote Attached File Attached File Attached File |
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The Wire - Crutchfield Misspells "prostrate" |
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So since it was doctor ordered I would be going to the massage parlor every other day and getting the happy ending have your doctor write a prescription and see if insurance covers it
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Quoted: Prostrate cancer here, doc is trying new treatment, but requires every other day orgasm, (to empty prostrate) every day is better. Wife of 20 yrs is like, fuck that , good luck, your on your own. ?? View Quote Wtf is a prostrate? Attached File |
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Sounds like a way for your local massage parlor to go legit.
Get a prescription. Is WhackOff on the insurance formulary? |
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Quoted: Prostrate cancer here, doc is trying new treatment, but requires every other day orgasm, (to empty prostrate) every day is better. Wife of 20 yrs is like, fuck that , good luck, your on your own. ?? View Quote |
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Quoted: Brother, try Urology Associates of Alabama. Prostate cancer isn't something you should die from. There are options. View Quote They are the ones that want to cut me, fuck that, no diapers in my future. In my point in life , death is looked forward to. It might be fun ??????? Once again, my PSA numbers are dropping. |
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Quoted: Tell your wife you are changing your insurance and life policy to your mistress's name. Also, start buying toys to enjoy with your time, no sense in leaving a fat bank account. :) View Quote Attached File |
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This is not a joke, The point of my post is the “wife” does not care if I die, All men be aware, …never marry .
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DR Joel Kaplan's prostate locator/stimulator is about 15 bucks. It works. Grab a homer bucket, you gonna be leaking.
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I'm going to get that doctor's note next time I get a check up
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Take a 6 month vacation to Thailand. Send your wife postcards.
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Quoted: So since it was doctor ordered I would be going to the massage parlor every other day and getting the happy ending have your doctor write a prescription and see if insurance covers it View Quote This, just hit up the rub and tug. Make your wife collect and turn in the receipts for reimbursement. |
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You should hire a professional to drain you. She would probably do a better job and insurance "may" cover it...
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Quoted: Quoted: DR Joel Kaplan's prostate locator/stimulator is about 15 bucks. It works. Grab a homer bucket, you gonna be leaking. More info please…. Sold by Wal-Mart! |
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Go old school. An athletic sock and the sears catalog bra and underwear section.
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Quoted: Quoted: DR Joel Kaplan's prostate locator/stimulator is about 15 bucks. It works. Grab a homer bucket, you gonna be leaking. More info please…. As much as I'd rather not post on a public message board about jerking off, and sticking stuff in your butt, this is an important men's health issue, so I will give my brief answer as clinical as possible. 1. Do kegel exercises, it will take a while to build up the muscles, you can do the exercises anywhere, at anytime. After some time you can give yourself (multiple) Prostate orgasms by these exercises alone (or with a bit of #2), draining your built up seminal fluid. 2. Become aroused, after some training at #1, they can both be combined in the practice of 'waking the prostate' 3. Get one of these these and water based lube. https://drjoelkaplan.com/silicone-prostate-locator You know where it goes. 4. Edge yourself, rock back and forth, do kegels for as long as you can take it, they can wax and wane, enjoy leaky prostate o's. 5. When ready to really finish, use both sensations on the final build up, but back off on the kegels/rocking, and focus on the traditional Pen15 tip o'. |
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Quoted: I’m going to answer my post, for others. If it turns into bone cancer, nothing but pretty nurses and good drugs to look forward to. I dont mind dying, marriage sucks anyway. Fuck cancer ! View Quote I know you are probably joking somewhat, but having seen relatives die from metastatic prostate cancer, you really don't want that. The dying is the easy part. It's the in between that sucks. |
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Quoted: I’m seeing a homeopathic Dr, the others wanted to use a knife. I was like, fuck that, I don’t have a lot to live for so no diapers in my future. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: See a urologist right away! My PSA was elevated and I had an MRI that showed a suspicious area. A biopsy confirmed my cancer as well. At 73, I’m opting for the radical prostatectomy via robot assisted laparoscopic surgery in June. I had not heard about the jack off procedure, however. I’m seeing a homeopathic Dr, the others wanted to use a knife. I was like, fuck that, I don’t have a lot to live for so no diapers in my future. Homeopathy? You know that's some quack shit right? Like make believe. I hear your PSA numbers are improving. Good luck. You'll need more of it if you stick with Homeopathy. |
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Quoted: They are the ones that want to cut me, fuck that, no diapers in my future. In my point in life , death is looked forward to. It might be fun ??????? Once again, my PSA numbers are dropping. View Quote FWIW, my dad had his prostate removed with robotic surgery at UAB, no complications at all. Either way, best of luck to you |
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