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Thats why a good server waits until the end of the meal to ask for one or two checks
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Her voice made me want to drink draino.
What does this ghetto ass hoe look like? I have a morbid curiosity. |
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View Quote Please tell me that's not her. |
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Quoted: True story. I had a cousin who ate some bad oysters once. He died a few weeks later. Totally fucked up. I didn't like oysters before then. And I damn sure don't like them, now. View Quote I had a good friend in highschool and he lived in Port Lavaca, he ate some raw oysters out of Matagorda Bay. He got flesh eating bacteria from them and ended up having his right leg amputated above the knee. The doctor was able to save his left leg with a lot of treatment. I have never touched raw oysters afterwards. That was 36 years ago. I will eat them if they are fried. |
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Quoted: I assumed she ate the veal and lobster and got stuck with paying for what she ordered, but now I'm confused. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Some of the most fun I've ever had was hanging the bill for veal and lobster on a girl that made it clear she was way out of my league. The waiter was totally into it too. "One check or two sir?" We'll split the wine but two please. Bitch swallowed her tongue. I made a clean getaway and handed him fat tip. She was literally speechless. I'm confused here - How did you hang your half of the check on her again? I assumed she ate the veal and lobster and got stuck with paying for what she ordered, but now I'm confused. Y'all don't hate the player, hate the game. |
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I love oysters. I have had them raw but prefer fried or chargrilled.
I would probably eat them raw if not for catching disease. But even at today’s inflated prices I can get a seven pound gallon for 100 dollars. When I fry seafood I cook fries first then fish, then shrimp and oysters last. Oysters fuck the oil up. When everyone is eating and I am cooking I have saved 36 oysters for the last fry batch. It goes quick with a ten gallon pot with five gallons of oil. That last 36 oysters rise to the top and I roll them over and take them out, drained on paper towels and go on my plate. Everyone says don’t you want some fish or shrimp or slaw. Ugh no I’m fine. Don’t need dessert either. But 300 dollars. No fucking way |
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Her voice would have drove me to walk out on her well before her ghetto slurping.
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View Quote Those are crayfish, not oysters. Not remotely related to oysters. I could destroy four dozen mudbugs as an appetizer. |
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View Quote Pretty sure that is a younger pic of one of the chefs on TV, Cooks Country I think. Mud bugs, oysters, all a need as for a good stream of beer served with it. |
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Quoted: The math on this just keeps getting odder. 48 oysters @ $15/dozen and a $300 tab? So, another $240 of non-oysters. I mean even at $20 per cocktail that's 12 cocktails for two people? Something is not adding up here. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Video says $15/doz Oyster Tuesday special, but drinks and all that other shit add up. How many did he have? Schluuuuuurp. The math on this just keeps getting odder. 48 oysters @ $15/dozen and a $300 tab? So, another $240 of non-oysters. I mean even at $20 per cocktail that's 12 cocktails for two people? Something is not adding up here. You missed the crabcakes and potatoes. Bitch is an eater. |
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Gold digging fat cunt
That is the reason I used to go for coffee on the first date. Serial dinner goblins |
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There was a time in my life living on the panhandle of florida I would eat 5 dozen raw oysters and 2 six packs of beer for dinner every friday in a month with an R
good times. At the time the oysters were $2 per dozen |
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Quoted: There was a time in my life living on the panhandle of florida I would eat 5 dozen raw oysters and 2 six packs of beer for dinner every friday in a month with an R good times. At the time the oysters were $2 per dozen View Quote How'd you fit into the flight suit? They making them out of spandex now? |
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She lost me as soon as she started talking in the video. How this guy didn't get annoyed with her while talking on the phone is anyone's guess. When she said "hmm, whats next, what I'm bouta eat" I'd have just walked out if I lasted that long. Honestly, the first slurp would have been where I exit.
It's funny how these idiots never put things together and realize they are the problem. It's always the main aint shit. He a bum. No, dear. You couldn't possibly be the problem here. It's going to be a while before I get the her slurping sound out of my head and can eat oysters without wanting to puke. |
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Quoted: Gold digging fat cunt That is the reason I used to go for coffee on the first date. Serial dinner goblins View Quote The female version of a booty call, the "foody call". |
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Quoted: Me too. I had over two dozen on one Poboy last week. I have eaten five dozen raw once. https://i.postimg.cc/q7tBCDYJ/IMG-4498.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I'll eat 48 fried, but raw oysters, naw. Me too. I had over two dozen on one Poboy last week. I have eaten five dozen raw once. https://i.postimg.cc/q7tBCDYJ/IMG-4498.jpg I sent you a message, I sure would like to know where you got that poorboy? |
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Quoted: How'd you fit into the flight suit? They making them out of spandex now? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: There was a time in my life living on the panhandle of florida I would eat 5 dozen raw oysters and 2 six packs of beer for dinner every friday in a month with an R good times. At the time the oysters were $2 per dozen How'd you fit into the flight suit? They making them out of spandex now? Lots of exercise. Fight hard, play hard |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: There was a time in my life living on the panhandle of florida I would eat 5 dozen raw oysters and 2 six packs of beer for dinner every friday in a month with an R good times. At the time the oysters were $2 per dozen How'd you fit into the flight suit? They making them out of spandex now? Lots of exercise. Fight hard, play hard Dude, I am a proud graduate of the 10,000 calorie a day club. I getcha. |
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Quoted: The text said it was Oyster Tuesday $15/dozen. Not sure what she spent the the other $240 on. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: $300 for 4 dozen oysters? Holy shit. The text said it was Oyster Tuesday $15/dozen. Not sure what she spent the the other $240 on. Her new weave? It's real indian kid hair. |
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Quoted: This is disgusting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F__j2bDcLyk She admitted at the beginning she was going to take advantage of the guy. Sorry if a dupe, I did a quick search and found nothing. View Quote I watched that a couple of days ago. Leaving her with the bill is priceless. |
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Quoted: Gold digging fat cunt That is the reason I used to go for coffee on the first date. Serial dinner goblins View Quote I've been burned by a foodie run or two over the years. Now I do ice cream for a first date. Pretty much everyone likes ice cream and you can throw it away if it's wrong, eat and run, or sit and talk for ages if you're so inclined and there's some spark. |
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Quoted: She lost me as soon as she started talking in the video. How this guy didn't get annoyed with her while talking on the phone is anyone's guess. When she said "hmm, whats next, what I'm bouta eat" I'd have just walked out if I lasted that long. Honestly, the first slurp would have been where I exit. It's funny how these idiots never put things together and realize they are the problem. It's always the main aint shit. He a bum. No, dear. You couldn't possibly be the problem here. It's going to be a while before I get the her slurping sound out of my head and can eat oysters without wanting to puke. View Quote They don't care because there is always some other guy to use and scam. |
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Quoted: They don't care because there is always some other guy to use and scam. View Quote Maybe I am wierd. I likely wouldn’t mind going on a date at a moderately expensive place once in a while and wouldn’t mind treating a gal at all EXCEPT if I get a feeling that I am just being taken advantage of and she has no intention and never had intention for any kind of relationship. I know they’re out there, fortunately I haven’t been hosed in that manner. It’s not the money, it’s the usurious disrespect I guess. And absolutely no way am I dealing with a youtube video logger date. I am not a video product/project. Snap a picture having fun, fine but narrating your date activities for youtube? Pffft get real. |
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Quoted: I sent you a message, I sure would like to know where you got that poorboy? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'll eat 48 fried, but raw oysters, naw. Me too. I had over two dozen on one Poboy last week. I have eaten five dozen raw once. https://i.postimg.cc/q7tBCDYJ/IMG-4498.jpg I sent you a message, I sure would like to know where you got that poorboy? Mikee would also like to know where to get this sammich. |
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Quoted: Maybe I am wierd. I likely wouldn’t mind going on a date at a moderately expensive place once in a while and wouldn’t mind treating a gal at all EXCEPT if I get a feeling that I am just being taken advantage of and she has no intention and never had intention for any kind of relationship. I know they’re out there, fortunately I haven’t been hosed in that manner. It’s not the money, it’s the usurious disrespect I guess. And absolutely no way am I dealing with a youtube video logger date. I am not a video product/project. Snap a picture having fun, fine but narrating your date activities for youtube? Pffft get real. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: They don't care because there is always some other guy to use and scam. Maybe I am wierd. I likely wouldn’t mind going on a date at a moderately expensive place once in a while and wouldn’t mind treating a gal at all EXCEPT if I get a feeling that I am just being taken advantage of and she has no intention and never had intention for any kind of relationship. I know they’re out there, fortunately I haven’t been hosed in that manner. It’s not the money, it’s the usurious disrespect I guess. And absolutely no way am I dealing with a youtube video logger date. I am not a video product/project. Snap a picture having fun, fine but narrating your date activities for youtube? Pffft get real. At this point, you already know what she is, you are just haggling the price. For dude in the video, 3 Plates of oysters was good to go, 4 plates was a bridge too far for the pussy he was going to get. |
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Heh. I haven't had an attempted foody call since I got off the dating apps.
I hate that mumbly baby talk voice. I would have called it off before the first order was placed. |
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