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Quoted: Quoted: What a fusilli way to get hurt. What are the odds? Million to one shot, doc. Attached File |
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One of the things they teach you in wildland fire control is that when the air tanker lines up a drop on your location (meaning you get caught in the drop pattern) you place your tools out your sides, make sure your hard hat is on with chin strap, and lie down with your head towards the aircraft. So you don’t get an AFFF enema.
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That’s just the story she told her dad when her and the boyfriend came back to the dock.
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The best part of that article was that the aussies call an operating room a “operating theatre.”
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Her medics said 'severe anorectal' injuries like the one she suffered are 'uncommon but typically arise from high-speed jet ski accidents'.
Last year another woman from Victoria, Matilda, 21, was left with serious bowel problems after falling off one of the vehicles and the jet stream shot up her anus. |
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Quoted: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/laugh-29.gif or /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/0c96c781a5e6260d0827848aec47d205-381.gif or /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/5ddc336bfd9db244c913783d-460.gif or /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/mal-660.gif and you’ve got to be kidding. View Quote Nope. 100% serious. |
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Watch a drunk kid sitting on the back off a boat fall over just as the drunk captain pinned the throttle. The blast from the Berkley pump ripped the kid open from his waist to his armpit . Was not a pretty site , landed a Helo right on the boat launch
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I know a guy that had the exact same thing happen, but his was repairable.
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I bet her medical bills are going to be asstronomical. She'll be glad to put this all behind her in the end.
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Quoted: where doctors found a 2in (5cm) cut stretching from her tail bone to anus. View Quote But isn't there supposed to be a crack there? |
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I worked on personal watercraft for a couple seasons back around 2000. This was when the Ultra 150 was the hottest thing on water (150 horsepower). Now they're over 300.
That's a 300 horsepower water pump under there, sending water through a nozzle slightly larger than a fire hose. So imagine a firetruck jamming a firehose up your ace and full-throttling the pumps. No, I don't want to be close to that. |
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Water injectio..., ahh water inserti.., Getting water forced into you plumbing is a thing (especially for females)
UTIs were not uncommon on the PWC racing circuit. I always have on bicycle shorts under my surf shorts even just riding. When I was racing real jetskis (promod JS550s) back in the 90s. I always had a permanent bruise on the inside of my right leg from the starts even wearing a wetsuit. Waterskiing is probably like that too, but I suck at waterskiing so I would not know |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148098/A75CE53C-3848-4C4D-A90E-20449BD0BB15-2265751.jpg View Quote I laughed so damn hard at that thread. Need to search for it again. |
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Some of y’all motherfuckers need an Anatomy lesson from Jesus.
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Stella Barey's anus would likely have suffered no difficulty.
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Common jet ski injury. That's why they recommend you wear a wet suit.
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Once responded to an aided that fell off a horse.
Turns out the horse stumbled and she slid forward onto the horses neck. She gave herself a 2" episiotomy between her anus and vagina and also ruptured her uterus. She was still sitting on the horse when we arrived. Emergency surgery and lucky to live. |
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