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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:16:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This will catch some hate, but A Christmas Story. Maybe you had to grow up in the Midwest? But the whole thing is awful, not funny, everyone is a jerk, etc. A pox upon you!! A pox I say!!!! |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:16:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This will catch some hate, but A Christmas Story. Maybe you had to grow up in the Midwest? But the whole thing is awful, not funny, everyone is a jerk, etc.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:17:29 AM EDT
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Christmas vacation 2. Unwatchable.
And I fucking love Christmas vacation. Also a Christmas story sucks. I said it. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:18:36 AM EDT
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Happy Christmas, we shut it off after 15 minutes. The last 5 minutes were spent questioning if it was just bad or wrote to appear bad.
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:18:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was thinking of that one. I saw it when I was about 10 or so. Quote HistoryQuoted: That’s what I always thought was THE WORST CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER, until the the same thread from last year where someone posted and linked some Christmas movie made about the same time as that, BUT MUCH, MUCH WORSE THAN SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS, if you can believe it. I can’t remember the title, though. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:19:36 AM EDT
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Elf. I can't stand movies where the lead character(s) portrait a jackass. I guess that includes all Will Ferrell movies.
Jim Carrey's How the Grinch Stole Christmas, for reasons similar to Elf. Likewise includes all Jim Carrey movies. Polar Express. Creepy as fuck. You know, a Favorite Christmas Movie EVER thread would be more fun! |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:20:01 AM EDT
[#7]
Jingle all the Way is pretty frickin bad. Polar Express is a train wreck.
Also absolutely hate Edward Scissorhands and that other piece of Tim Burton garbage with the skeletons. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:22:59 AM EDT
[#8]
Worst. But certainly not worst.
Rudolph the five legged reindeer |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:23:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This will catch some hate, but A Christmas Story. Maybe you had to grow up in the Midwest? But the whole thing is awful, not funny, everyone is a jerk, etc. In arfcom worst movie threads, somebody always nominates Citizen Kane or The Godfather. Just saying. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:24:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This will catch some hate, but A Christmas Story. Maybe you had to grow up in the Midwest? But the whole thing is awful, not funny, everyone is a jerk, etc. I actually think of Christmas Story as one of the best HOWEVER, Christmas Story 2 was absolutely so bad that a lot of people don't even know it exists!! |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:26:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Also absolutely hate Edward Scissorhands and that other piece of Tim Burton garbage with the skeletons. Was Scissorhands a Christmas movie? I only remember it being cringy and turning it off. Nevermind... who cares? It was trash. I forgot about the Tim Burton thing, having only caught bits and pieces. Aweful. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:27:54 AM EDT
[#12]
Schindlers List.
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:37:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Eyes Wide Shut is perfect for the whole family! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The Exorcist is a great movie but a terrible Christmas movie. Lots of hot chicks with pointy elbows and aids. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:40:15 AM EDT
[#14]
Die Hard.
Super violent, lots of cursing, really not a lot of actual Christmas theme elements other than the holiday party time frame. As a Christmas movie, 2/10. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:47:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Christmas Vacation 2. There is no way on God’s green earth there is one worse.. 1st one I thought of.. Yes, folks- there is a sequel , & it is bad 
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:50:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Elf You sit on a throne of truth. I watched it for the first time a few weeks ago. I waited for the funny to happen, and was left wanting. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:52:28 AM EDT
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"Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny"
It makes the "Star Wars Holiday Special" look like "It's a Wonderful Life" by comparison. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 12:59:56 AM EDT
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its a wonderful life is a terrible movie there's a reason it makes all the in my ass lists . |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 1:15:18 AM EDT
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Mariah Careys All i want for Christmas movie
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Posted: 12/20/2021 1:26:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Google "Rudolph The 5 Legged Reindeer". It's a real Christmas classic fit for the family  OMG, thank you. Just the right mix of supremely offensive and hosen mit Scheiße hilarious! |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 1:31:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2021 1:47:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Isn't the Star Wars Christmas special included here? |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 1:48:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Every single Hallmark piece of garbage that my parents watch non-stop. Titles like "Christmas in Vermont". Garbage. You couldn't make me watch it. I didn’t understand how bad these were so we tried to watch one and it was so awful it was hysterical. We called it “Look Who’s Dying at Christmas” but I don’t know the actual name. Family sitting around breakfast table as the whole family is together for the holidays for the first time in years. We learn that it’s only because the dad has died and they don’t want mom to be alone. Just to cheer up the mood they start talking about the missing sibling symbolized by empty chair,who of course died. The next time at breakfast one of them announces they have cancer. People were dropping faster than the beach landing of Saving Private Ryan  |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 1:53:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't understand how bad these were so we tried to watch one and it was so awful it was hysterical. We called it "Look Who's Dying at Christmas" but I don't know the actual name. Family sitting around breakfast table as the whole family is together for the holidays for the first time in years. We learn that it's only because the dad has died and they don't want mom to be alone. Just to cheer up the mood they start talking about the missing sibling symbolized by empty chair,who of course died. The next time at breakfast one of them announces they have cancer. People were dropping faster than the beach landing of Saving Private Ryan Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Every single Hallmark piece of garbage that my parents watch non-stop. Titles like "Christmas in Vermont". Garbage. You couldn't make me watch it. I didn't understand how bad these were so we tried to watch one and it was so awful it was hysterical. We called it "Look Who's Dying at Christmas" but I don't know the actual name. Family sitting around breakfast table as the whole family is together for the holidays for the first time in years. We learn that it's only because the dad has died and they don't want mom to be alone. Just to cheer up the mood they start talking about the missing sibling symbolized by empty chair,who of course died. The next time at breakfast one of them announces they have cancer. People were dropping faster than the beach landing of Saving Private Ryan  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 1:53:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nobody likes you, Booster. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies. Jingle All The Way. Beat THAT! Nobody likes you, Booster. Get out of the way box! |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 2:25:34 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This will catch some hate, but A Christmas Story. Maybe you had to grow up in the Midwest? But the whole thing is awful, not funny, everyone is a jerk, etc. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 3:17:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies. Jingle All The Way. Beat THAT! |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 3:19:54 AM EDT
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Haven't watched one in 40 years.
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Posted: 12/20/2021 3:42:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jingle All the Way sort of gets a pass up here because of all the shooting locations and local references. It is legitimately a pretty bad movie aside from that, and I would not expect non-locals to see any redeeming qualities in it. My vote for absolute worst “real” Christmas movie is the Grinch movie with Jim Carrey from 2000. Utterly terrible.  My wife tried to get me to watch that shit. I couldn't make it past the opening credits. It came out when she was a kid, so she has this weird nostalgia for it. I thought all of the characters looked retarded, and Jim Carrey has been excruciatingly annoying since the mid '90s. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 4:20:18 AM EDT
[#30]
The one about the dumb kid and a BB gun, and his even dumber family.
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Posted: 12/20/2021 4:26:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Every single Hallmark piece of garbage that my |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 9:40:02 AM EDT
[#32]
ALL the hallmark Christmas movies
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Posted: 12/20/2021 9:45:00 AM EDT
[#33]
Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:01:07 AM EDT
[#34]
I like "Jingle All The Way" and absolutely DESPISE "Elf."
Now, "Jingle All The Way 2" sucks. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:08:14 AM EDT
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The Brady Bunch one. Where the mom gets her voice back.
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:14:56 AM EDT
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Quoted: I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies. Jingle All The Way. Beat THAT! National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2 What did I win? |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:16:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I will just leave this here...... https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjI3ZGE5MTMtOTk4Ny00ZWUyLTgyMzctZjRkZDMzZWY3ZWFhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg 
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:16:46 AM EDT
[#38]
It's a Wonderful Life is absolutely the worst ever. Mainly because of Jimmy Stewart.
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:17:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Die Hard is a Christmas movie. No, it’s not….. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:22:18 AM EDT
[#40]
Some joyless MFers up in here.
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:24:59 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Isn't the Star Wars Christmas special included here? I was going to say Santa vs the Martians, but holy shit, we have a winner. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:27:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Every single Hallmark piece of garbage that my parents watch non-stop. Titles like "Christmas in Vermont". Garbage. You couldn't make me watch it. My wife watches Hallmark quite often. I haven't heard a single movie that interested me for years. That joke that gets passed around showing the mix and match card for Hallmark movies is very accurate. It's almost like the same script gets passed around, and they change the town name and the actors. I say heard since I don't watch them, but can hear them from the room my computer and radio gear is in. If it's really bad, the headphones go on. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:27:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's so bad it's good. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Isn't the Star Wars Christmas special included here? No, no it's not. It's much worse than that.  |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:28:27 AM EDT
[#44]
They are all horrible
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:32:14 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: . its a wonderful life is a terrible movie there's a reason it makes all the in my ass lists . It became a popular Christmas TV movie because the studio didn't even bother to renew the copyright and let it go into public domain. So it's free for tv stations to play it. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:32:46 AM EDT
[#46]
all of them
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:35:47 AM EDT
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Quoted: I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies. Jingle All The Way. Beat THAT! Oh God, you’re right  What an awful, unwatchable piece of shit! ETA- What a horrible X-mas movie. Spoiled kids, bad acting and a plot that celebrates bad behavior; Christmas being all about doing whatever it takes, whatever the cost, no matter who gets hurt, to lavish ungrateful, undeserving kids with gimmicky toys to buy their love. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:36:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Polar Express ………. A steaming pile of shit. Indeed. Complete garbage movie |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:47:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My vote for absolute worst “real” Christmas movie is the Grinch movie with Jim Carrey from 2000. Utterly terrible. It’s such a weird lit movie. It’s so dark and depressing looking. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:47:35 AM EDT
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Jim Carey's Grinch and Elf. Both ran like a big,long, shitty SNL skit.
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