That's why I say make the most of this opportunity, and choose your "companions" wisely.

I certainly won't be missed, but there are a few people the world would be better off without. Time to take one for the team, I guess...

Those handheld laser "dazzlers" would go a long way I'd guess.

That and some crazy powerful lasers to blind them as well.

Beyond that I'd think flash bangs would scare the shit out of even the biggest ones.

I'll take a PKM.

The other guys can carry a 45 pound weight plate in a backpack. I'd like to be able to outrun them if needed. To be fair, they can also carry a sharp stick.

If I'm walking and can bring any weapon I want, then it's a big 'ole fucking fully loaded and state of the art tank.
You'll have to work out the logistics, as this is your fantasy - I'm just playing along.



A.W.D.

Typical cajun.   

I would do it.  

LRAD





All you need.

Sure, I will need..

select fire 12ga with tungsten saboted slugs

Glock 19 with the tungsten core 124 gr

And this with 3 rounds..

Two dudes with 16" ARs and bonded, heavy grain bullets. They take care of the smallies.

One dude with a Barrett semi auto. He takes care of the big ones.

All weapons have a 2 watt green strobing laser on wide angle to dazzle any animals approaching.

You might be on to something here....I'll bet the flash bangs and tear gas would at least scare / distract them long enough to gain some distance.  I'd still want a big fucking gun though!

I think I'd also pick 2 SF guys that know what they're doing and offer them a sizable chunk of my $60M to ensure that I made it across alive.  Otherwise I'd be the slow guy

Bolo Mark 34.

As for your walking requirement, I'd walk around on top of it while it drives across the island.

Since we are talking...anything along with power armor.....this is still walking right

Someone would have this beast
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The M1A2  Abrams is a "weapon" and you have to walk to get in it.


If I'm on foot, one man carrying a Carl Gustav with airburst loaded and a few extra in reserve, guy number 2 carrying an Mg4 with a solid API belt, man 3 with a light weight AR10, with munitions for the Gustav and the Mg4, all three will carry a Mark 23 in reserve. Raptors wouldn't require a very big round to put down, and anything bigger, well that's Carl's job

Yep.  Give me a PSA build in .223

I'd do it for a box of .22 LR and an invite to the penguins birthday party

Yes. It's actually a pretty small island, could make it in a day if you started early. 

I'd walk along the edge where there shouldn't be many predators. 

SIG MCX Rattler SBR and a Bradshaw Double Rifle in .450NE should cover all my bases without being overly heavy. 

ETA: If I get two helpers, one has a M79 40mm and a lot of HEAT and HE in MAG-D dispensers, and the other is our medic and has med supplies and extra food/water in his pack. Both have SIG MCX Rattler SBRs as sidearms. 

After a month of intensive carpet bombing by our B-52 and B-1 and B-2 fleets to soften them up a bit,  I'd agree to make that walk if in an ACS suit.

You wouldn't need to softening up if you're in an ACS suit.  It's not like anything is going to be able to bite through one.

My life isn't that exciting, so I'd call the risk worth the possible reward.

As for outfitting:

454 revolver
10mm Glock
HK91
Some sort of big bore hunting rifle
Benelli M4 with Slugs
AKM

Split that loadout up between the people involved

The velociraptors would be the biggest fear factor, everything else you could likely avoid, outsmart, or kill without too much issue

Up armored rodeo clown barrel.  

Roll barrel until dinosaur spotted, climb inside while the two rodeo clowns go to work.

M240 or pkm fed from a backpack.  X2.

Grenade launcher for the third man, plus as much fucking ammo as any of us can carry.

I'd do it.  One Barrett, a 30 Cal belt fed, and s grenade l a launcher for primary weapons.

lol...

Utah raptor weighed up to 1 ton

Trex up to 10 tons

Skull on a T-Rex is pretty darn thick...

I'll take that laser from the end of congo.

Walk in the park.

Harry Potter's invisibility cloak

see Heinlein's Tunnel In The Sky

This!

Nope.  No amount of money is worth the probability that I'd end up dead.

And yet you drive to work every day...

Yes , pic of my "companions" :

The odds of dying during my commute are about 1:11000 lifetime.  Pretty small odds considering the rewards of being able to afford food and shelter.

If the odds of surviving on Isla Sorna were in the same ballpark as the odds of surviving my daily commute then the movies wouldn't have been nearly as entertaining.

So COLD

Id go old school. M-60 and a bad ass Jesse Ventura porn mustache. :-)  probably going to die anyway but I would take the risk for 60 mil

Easy as their are no dinos alive.

Yeah, if I was properly armed and outfitted.

A Cold Steel Spear and a Judge.    



I got this.

No problem start upwind on a dry day set island on fire and walk behind the fire line.
Weapons would consist of  M60, barrett 50 and a Mark 19.

With the $60 Million confirmed in my account. Yes I would go for the walk.
As for weapons: KSG with laser sight, mixed specials purpose rounds and #4 shot, S&W 686 200gr hardcast, all the ammo I can carry and a Parang.  
The other two can have whatever they want to carry.

As for living well LIFE is a fatal disease and you will not get out of it ALIVE!
So do your best and provide for the loved ones you leave behind.

Arms of an Angel by Sarah Mclachlan

Loadout:

First companion would have an RPG-7 for anything particularly large
Second companion would have a flame thrower.  Most animals fear fire, and we would apply liberally as needed.  ETA: I'm not above burning down the entire damned jungle either, if that's what it takes.
I would have a 50 Beowulf AR.
Everyone would have PDW sized subgmachine guns in 10mm Auto.  If that's too bulky, then Glock 20s modified for select fire with recoil compensators.  These would really be for small stuff or last ditch.  Flamethrower is the real weapon for medium sized problems, and the RPG for large problems that aren't interested in going away.

I would consider giving everyone thermal imaging, and moving mostly at night.  I don't know if dinos see infrared or not.  If they don't, then moving at night with thermal would allow us to see them without them seeing us, making it easier to avoid problems.

We would practice strict food handling so as not to leave anything out that would attract unwanted attention.

I'd bring .50 Beowulf AR's and my companions are Chinese dudes with forks

Of course I dont plan on running

This differs by island. Which one are we doing here?

Also Eric was an idiot. More authoritive figures in movie 2 said the predators stayed in the core. There is a lot of inland fresh water, and they will stay around that more than salt water. 

I'd take the wookie and clinton. Nothing would come near me.

Alright, so Isla Nublar was described as 8 miles long and 3 miles at it's widest point or 22 square miles as described in the books. That is a fairly small island which means it wouldn't naturally support a lot of the really large predators. If it's been a year or 2 since the park stopped operating that means most if not all of the large predatory stuff has died off. This means you have about an 8-11 mile walk around the perimeter of the island depending on route. If you start midway on the west side of the island and take the southern route it looks to be 8-9 miles. You can make this in a single day without too much exertion.

Loadouts:

Suppressed FNX-45Ts with RMRs and 5 mags, thermals, Rapid inflatable life vest for if you have to go to water, FAKs, life straws and first strike rations all around.

Two guys with suppressed select fire SCAR-17s with 10-15 mags each, 40mm underneath with 5-8 rounds each, wide angle dazzlers for some crowd control, and shit tons of flashbangs. No armor, keep it light and fast.

One guy with select fire Saiga 12 with 6x 12 round mags of 00 buck shot and 6x 12 round mags of slugs.

Your best bet would be to skirt the edge of the island JUST inside the tree line. The idea would be to avoid dinos and confrontations entirely. Thermals will allow you to detect anything that is a threat, and allow you to move out onto the beach where you force the dinosaur/s out into the open (far less chance of sneaky ambushes), or it/they have to head back into the jungle for concealment. If whatever dinos come out to face you can't be subdued by dazzling, flashbangs, shooting, and 40mm (in that order) then you can shed a lot of your gear and move into the water. Either they won't chase you into water deep enough they have to swim, or you could probably swim faster than most of the land dinos. If there are still any bigger dinos around they would be more toward the middle of the island.

Move fast and stay on the move. Only stop when absolutely necessary. You should NOT stay the night on the island. Given this loadout, you shouldn't have to be on the island more than 8 hours if you only have 8-10 miles to walk, even through the sand.

Sure, just give me a decent shotgun.  Something like a SPAS-12 maybe.

AA12

AR10

Flame thrower.

AR pistols as back up.

ETA: 1 guy with AA12 and other 2 on a crew-served system. What system weights are doable? Can a pair have a minigun and carry enough ammo to feed it?

Any weapon and have to walk?

Sure!



It is light and will cut through anything on the island.

Good for hunting, defense, starting a fire, cutting down trees and makes cool sounds!

And best of all. You don't have to carry extra ammo for it.