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Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:30:43 PM EDT
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I don't know that I wouldn't want to see flying sharks. I guess I'll stay here and see what that's like.
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Man - you think bird poop is bad on your car?  Might wanna invest in the "unlimited washes" monthly plan at the Qwik-Qwak robowash ...
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:33:45 PM EDT
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I have enough food stored away and enough propane for the next 8-10 months. And 45-70 for when dogs need to go out.

Sharks it is. Help depopulate the area. And scare off tourist.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:34:18 PM EDT
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When people ask where I was born I say "Buffalo" because there's a lot of towns named Buffalo and I hope they forget the main one is in NY.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:37:37 PM EDT
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Hunting shark sporting clays style with buckshot sounds pretty awesome, plus all the steaks later
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Fucking sharks better be wearing armor. I think my neighbors would never forgive me if I deprived them of the chance to fish for dangerous game with guns and be able to claim self defense.
Hunting shark sporting clays style with buckshot sounds pretty awesome, plus all the steaks later
It'd give me the excuse to finally EDC my M1 Garand everywhere.

I assume these are great whites or something similarly intimidating, not some pussy little shark you could punch to death out of the water.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:42:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:42:35 PM EDT
[#6]
Sharks.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:43:20 PM EDT
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Posting on arfcom while driving you accidentally run over Lex Luthor's beloved poodle. Lex is furious and says either you move to NY or he's going to send dozens of rockets filled with flying sharks from his moonbase to your town where they'll fly around eating anyone who comes outside, flying in windows, ringing doorbells, not returning shopping carts to the corrals at grocery stores, depositing shark poop from
the sky.

or You agree to move to New York State And never leave. You can move to Manhattan or Plattsburgh. Feel free to bring your mini 14 and ten round mags, have your cat declawed before you move.
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Time to bring out the quad bofors anti aircraft gun
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:44:36 PM EDT
[#8]
At least I can shoot at the sharks here!

New York is demoRat infested shithole, I wouldn’t live NY, Commiefornia,Illinois, New Jersey, or Maryland!
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:45:12 PM EDT
[#9]
Move to rat hole, or have a new hunting season? I'll pic shootin' stuff every time.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:45:16 PM EDT
[#10]
Can I bring the sharknado with me to NY?
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:46:00 PM EDT
[#11]
Flying lawyers anyday.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:46:04 PM EDT
[#12]
Poll fail! No option for "I already reside in NY and would welcome the opportunity to go live in flyingsharktown."
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:51:12 PM EDT
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So, I need a heavy rod and real, heavy line with a steel leader, a big hook with a night crawler on it.

Lifted into the sky with a helium balloon.

I like it!  

Damn it, beat like a rented mule.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:52:40 PM EDT
[#14]
I guess I'm on the flying shark hunting team.....fuck moving to NY.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:55:30 PM EDT
[#15]
The flying sharks would be hunted into extinction in less than a week
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 12:59:29 PM EDT
[#16]
How many sharks are we talking?

Can they be hunted/killed by your better than average redneck armory?

I'm pretty sure I'll take the sharks either way....
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:01:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Can I have that Sharknado chick Tara Reid too?
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:04:17 PM EDT
[#18]
Everyone knows it's chain saws for flying sharks!



Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:05:49 PM EDT
[#19]
Flying shark, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot...
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:06:21 PM EDT
[#20]
I will train the flying sharks to eat lawyers
WIN WIN
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:07:25 PM EDT
[#21]
Sharks at least you know their comin for ya
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:07:27 PM EDT
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Flying shark, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot...
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Bwahaha!  My grand-daughter hates that song!
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:07:44 PM EDT
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Time to bring out the quad bofors anti aircraft gun
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Posting on arfcom while driving you accidentally run over Lex Luthor's beloved poodle. Lex is furious and says either you move to NY or he's going to send dozens of rockets filled with flying sharks from his moonbase to your town where they'll fly around eating anyone who comes outside, flying in windows, ringing doorbells, not returning shopping carts to the corrals at grocery stores, depositing shark poop from
the sky.

or You agree to move to New York State And never leave. You can move to Manhattan or Plattsburgh. Feel free to bring your mini 14 and ten round mags, have your cat declawed before you move.
Time to bring out the quad bofors anti aircraft gun
Be sure to take video. I'd love to see a little Kia towing around a Bofors with a skinny guy firing it on the move.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:08:27 PM EDT
[#24]
Can I agree to move to NY and have the sharks let loose there?
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:09:53 PM EDT
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Can I agree to move to NY and have the sharks let loose there?
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Catch and release, but only released after I add a death ray laser to their head with an avocado toast sniffing sensor.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:09:54 PM EDT
[#26]
Who wouldn’t want to battle flying sharks?
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:11:43 PM EDT
[#27]
Fresh shark is good eatin.  Just sayin.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:12:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:13:20 PM EDT
[#29]


I call dibs on Tara Reid
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:16:52 PM EDT
[#30]
I live in New York please send all live caught sharks to Albany.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:23:33 PM EDT
[#31]
FLL.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 1:49:28 PM EDT
[#32]
I got a fuckin' 10mm for a reason. Bring it, sharks!!!
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:02:31 PM EDT
[#33]
So move to NY or get more shotgun ammo? Tough choice!
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:03:41 PM EDT
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What round for flying shark?

ETA:  What RECIPE for flying shark?
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+1

If Mako sharks then it would be pure heaven as they taste like swordfish!  It would be pure heaven!
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:06:16 PM EDT
[#35]
I'm not moving to NY, and I don't live in a town (or city) so it's a non-issue for me.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:13:12 PM EDT
[#36]
A small town somewhere inundated with flying sharks? Can I move there?

It sounds like a better life than with the Sharks running things here.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:15:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:16:46 PM EDT
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Where I live, the whole town would come out for a flying shark hunt, would become an annual holiday.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:17:19 PM EDT
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Since it hasn't been mentioned, Lex can release all the frickin' land-sharks with laser beams attached he wants, Superman will take care of it.  Lex Luthor is, like, his main priority, right?
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:21:03 PM EDT
[#40]
I’m in Houston, TX.

I’ll take the sharks, please.

And can we dress them up in ICE and Border Patrol uniforms?

Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:24:47 PM EDT
[#41]
How about if I offer up a neighbor or 2 in my place? I'd rather take my chances with the flying sharks then to be stripped of my rights.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:26:23 PM EDT
[#42]
I’m no moving to NY - bring the sharks on!  I’ve got a case of 7-1/2 target loads to practice on dem ??.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:27:03 PM EDT
[#43]
Florida man laughs at flying sharks, he would much rather take them on in the water so the sharks have a fighting chance.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:29:44 PM EDT
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Be sure to take video. I'd love to see a little Kia towing around a Bofors with a skinny guy firing it on the move.
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Bofors is overkill.  Quad 50 is plenty, but I prefer a P-51 with live guns.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:30:18 PM EDT
[#45]
I lived in NYC for 15 years.  Sharks it is.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:31:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:33:40 PM EDT
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Well, not having to troll on the boat would be a positive.  Not sure how to keep bait flying in the air, though.
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Finally a positive use for those stupid drones...
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:33:46 PM EDT
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Where I live, the whole town would come out for a flying shark hunt, would become an annual holiday.
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It could replace Weasle Stomping Day!

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Weasel Stomping Day (Official HD Video)
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:35:22 PM EDT
[#49]
Send Tara Reid to my house.

While the sharks try to chew through in implants I’ll smoke em with these

Link Posted: 8/2/2019 2:35:44 PM EDT
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Bring on the sharks.  Between me and few other people in town we have enough guns and ammo to make a sport out of it.

By the way - it won't be me that runs over the poodle. I don't post anywhere while driving. No smart phone.
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